A Friendly Chat

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2010 on: June 27, 2013, 04:12:47 AM »
I'll go when my tooth starts hurting again.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2011 on: June 27, 2013, 04:59:56 AM »
I haven't had many long term tooth problems yet. I guess that comes with being fairly young.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2012 on: June 29, 2013, 03:45:33 AM »
Today I found out that I need to have my wisdom teeth removed.  :(
However, the dentist seems to think they are responsible for my jaw cracking problems. It would be very nice if those problems go away, but I am pretty nervous.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2013 on: July 04, 2013, 10:22:33 PM »
ive been up approximately 30 hours

ahhhhhhh i need sleep
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2014 on: July 04, 2013, 10:47:34 PM »
ive been up approximately 30 hours

ahhhhhhh i need sleep
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2015 on: July 05, 2013, 12:35:12 AM »
I'm a bit hungover.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2016 on: July 05, 2013, 01:03:19 AM »
always remember to floss.
the tooth you save may be your own.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2017 on: July 05, 2013, 05:24:05 AM »
I'm leaving for a Canadian cruse tomorrow. Should be fun, eh.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2018 on: July 05, 2013, 07:12:15 AM »
I'm leaving for a Canadian cruse tomorrow. Should be fun, eh.
Even though IWTB lives up there, you should be able to avoid him and have a good time anyway. Where is your cruise going? Great Lakes? Atlantic? Pacific?
  Have a good time.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2019 on: July 05, 2013, 07:50:24 AM »
I'm leaving for a Canadian cruse tomorrow. Should be fun, eh.
Even though IWTB lives up there, you should be able to avoid him and have a good time anyway. Where is your cruise going? Great Lakes? Atlantic? Pacific?
  Have a good time.


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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2020 on: July 05, 2013, 10:10:27 AM »
East coast =\

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2021 on: July 05, 2013, 11:12:23 AM »
East coast =\
It is smart to stay off of the great lakes. ;)
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2022 on: July 05, 2013, 01:57:53 PM »
So I got an e-mail today. Some American guy saw my linkedIn profile and was like "Hey, we have this super high profile job that pays $100k a year and we want you to do it. You'll be in charge of pretty much everything in the UK.".

My initial thoughts were ...
  • That's a lot of money
  • Clearly you don't know what you are doing. Someone will fire you after I have been hired.
  • This must be a scam
  • He's going to shit bricks once he finds out he has hired a flat earther.
  • Could I get away with this?

I have a telephone interview next week. I checked the guy's name and details. Seems legit. He's on the company website and used his profile to contact me and has a bonifidey company e-mail address to boot - which I used to get a job spec off him. I'm confident that he is going to realise I'm a cretin, but as you have all seen, my voice doesn't match my personality. I actually sound like a nice friendly guy.

I will update you all as to how he found me out in due course, but its a fun way to spend 20 mins. And of course every so often someone somewhere commits a gross act of incompetence. Lets hope I'm that act. I suspect the other candidates can't all be monkeys, though.  :(

In other news, I have to be up at 4am to do that River Race tomorrow morning.
« Last Edit: July 05, 2013, 02:00:01 PM by Ævan »

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2023 on: July 05, 2013, 02:25:35 PM »
For how long will you continue the unfunny Thork bit?

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2024 on: July 05, 2013, 02:44:44 PM »
For how long will you continue the unfunny Thork bit?
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2025 on: July 05, 2013, 04:29:49 PM »
at my friend's house

14 people are here. there is no special occasion, just a normal day with a couple friends over

8 of those people are kids

im going to die someone please get me out of here
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2026 on: July 06, 2013, 12:39:46 AM »
Did my first ever race this morning. 180 people. It was full of swim teams and triathletes from all over the country.  :(

Anyway I finished a fairly respectable 27th. Not bad for a bloke who taught himself to swim using youtube. I started in the second wave and that was annoying because I kept passing people from the first wave and it meant I had to keep looking up all the time so it slowed me down. Also I missed the finish and had to swim back for it. That's experience I suppose.

Time wise I swam 2.8k (probably closer to 3k with all the meandering) in 37:18.

I forgot my underpants. I'm typing this commando. I must address that at once.
« Last Edit: July 06, 2013, 12:41:55 AM by Ævan »

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2027 on: July 06, 2013, 02:06:31 AM »
This must be a scam should be at the top.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2028 on: July 06, 2013, 09:42:21 AM »
I wanna go swimming.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2029 on: July 09, 2013, 03:50:34 AM »
Did my first ever race this morning. 180 people. It was full of swim teams and triathletes from all over the country.  :(

Anyway I finished a fairly respectable 27th. Not bad for a bloke who taught himself to swim using youtube. I started in the second wave and that was annoying because I kept passing people from the first wave and it meant I had to keep looking up all the time so it slowed me down. Also I missed the finish and had to swim back for it. That's experience I suppose.

Time wise I swam 2.8k (probably closer to 3k with all the meandering) in 37:18.

I forgot my underpants. I'm typing this commando. I must address that at once.


3K in 37 minutes is very good!
takes me about 30 min just to swim a mile.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2030 on: July 09, 2013, 11:46:32 AM »
Did my first ever race this morning. 180 people. It was full of swim teams and triathletes from all over the country.  :(

Anyway I finished a fairly respectable 27th. Not bad for a bloke who taught himself to swim using youtube. I started in the second wave and that was annoying because I kept passing people from the first wave and it meant I had to keep looking up all the time so it slowed me down. Also I missed the finish and had to swim back for it. That's experience I suppose.

Time wise I swam 2.8k (probably closer to 3k with all the meandering) in 37:18.

I forgot my underpants. I'm typing this commando. I must address that at once.


3K in 37 minutes is very good!
takes me about 30 min just to swim a mile.

well done!
Thanks. I practice quite a bit. I swam round the lake twice today and went on Sunday too. And it probably was 3km by the time I was done. My friend managed just over 3km because you end up meandering all over the river (he had a gps watch on).
« Last Edit: July 09, 2013, 12:02:49 PM by Ævan »

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2031 on: July 09, 2013, 11:59:27 AM »
I can't imagine swimming 3k. I feel proud of myself if I swim 30m...
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2032 on: July 09, 2013, 12:01:45 PM »
I can't imagine swimming 3k. I feel proud of myself if I swim 30m...
Its exactly like swimming 30m, only it hurts more and takes longer.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2033 on: July 09, 2013, 12:03:51 PM »
That doesn't sound too much fun. I'd rather swim 30m and then lie on the beach.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2034 on: July 09, 2013, 01:06:52 PM »
I used to fin 1.5km out into the open ocean and back.  It is not the same as swimming, but close.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2035 on: July 09, 2013, 01:07:28 PM »
That doesn't sound too much fun. I'd rather swim 30m and then lie on the beach.
I know.

I'm getting fat :( I think my metabolism broke

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2036 on: July 09, 2013, 01:39:17 PM »
That doesn't sound too much fun. I'd rather swim 30m and then lie on the beach.
I know.

I'm getting fat :( I think my metabolism broke

:( I'm gonna go swim 3k tomorrow.

I'll probably drown though when I get exhausted. I hope you're happy.  >:(
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2037 on: July 10, 2013, 11:31:50 AM »
Did my first ever race this morning. 180 people. It was full of swim teams and triathletes from all over the country.  :(

Anyway I finished a fairly respectable 27th. Not bad for a bloke who taught himself to swim using youtube. I started in the second wave and that was annoying because I kept passing people from the first wave and it meant I had to keep looking up all the time so it slowed me down. Also I missed the finish and had to swim back for it. That's experience I suppose.

Time wise I swam 2.8k (probably closer to 3k with all the meandering) in 37:18.

I forgot my underpants. I'm typing this commando. I must address that at once.

In long distance races, do you alternate strokes? I know for a fact I couldn't freestyle for 3 km without my entire shoulder exploding.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2038 on: July 10, 2013, 11:57:43 AM »
Did my first ever race this morning. 180 people. It was full of swim teams and triathletes from all over the country.  :(

Anyway I finished a fairly respectable 27th. Not bad for a bloke who taught himself to swim using youtube. I started in the second wave and that was annoying because I kept passing people from the first wave and it meant I had to keep looking up all the time so it slowed me down. Also I missed the finish and had to swim back for it. That's experience I suppose.

Time wise I swam 2.8k (probably closer to 3k with all the meandering) in 37:18.

I forgot my underpants. I'm typing this commando. I must address that at once.

In long distance races, do you alternate strokes? I know for a fact I couldn't freestyle for 3 km without my entire shoulder exploding.
Front crawl all the way. I have pretty strong shoulders. Its actually slightly harder in a wetsuit because the neoprene is stretching against you creating even more shoulder work.

I did the interview today. I think I did OK. Especially with regard to answering questions. I just worry that I might have sounded a bit nervous. I was kind of tripping over my own words a bit and finishing some sentences a little abruptly. I'm hoping its in my head, but its done now. Will have to wait and see.
« Last Edit: July 10, 2013, 11:59:45 AM by Ævan »

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2039 on: July 10, 2013, 02:07:22 PM »
Good luck Thork, may God bless you in this endeavor.
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