So I got an e-mail today. Some American guy saw my linkedIn profile and was like "Hey, we have this super high profile job that pays $100k a year and we want you to do it. You'll be in charge of pretty much everything in the UK.".
My initial thoughts were ...
- That's a lot of money
- Clearly you don't know what you are doing. Someone will fire you after I have been hired.
- This must be a scam
- He's going to shit bricks once he finds out he has hired a flat earther.
- Could I get away with this?
I have a telephone interview next week. I checked the guy's name and details. Seems legit. He's on the company website and used his profile to contact me and has a bonifidey company e-mail address to boot - which I used to get a job spec off him. I'm confident that he is going to realise I'm a cretin, but as you have all seen, my voice doesn't match my personality. I actually sound like a nice friendly guy.
I will update you all as to how he found me out in due course, but its a fun way to spend 20 mins. And of course every so often someone somewhere commits a gross act of incompetence. Lets hope I'm that act. I suspect the other candidates can't all be monkeys, though.

In other news, I have to be up at 4am to do that River Race tomorrow morning.