You are very intimidating. I was especially impressed when you were startled by a tree stump.
I thought it was a deer. Or maybe a badger. Or a rapist. Anyway I thought it was something cool I could film and get a million hits with on youtube and make tons of money as it did something hilarious like poo or flick the bird at me.
Thork doesn't have the voice of a person I'd hate, and yet I hate him anyway.
I've been telling you bastards for years to be nice to me. I keep saying "I'm a nice guy, you'd like me in real life". And you keep saying "I hate every little thing about you and want out gouge out your eyes and suck on the jelly because you are a complete bastard" and I'm thinking, if you could only hear my reasonable and mild mannered voice, you'd be so sorry! Fucker.
