A Friendly Chat

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1470 on: May 01, 2013, 10:05:17 PM »
Make sure to tell us what films you do so the rest of us can avoid them like the plague.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1471 on: May 01, 2013, 10:39:40 PM »
Make sure to tell us what films you do so the rest of us can avoid them like the plague.

I'm pretty sure I said shooting, not acting.

None of this surprises me. You are a creepy.

You judge based on my internet personality. You should learn to not judge a book by it's cover and it's preface.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1472 on: May 01, 2013, 10:57:28 PM »
Or the pictures it constantly shows of itself partying with skanky whores.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1473 on: May 01, 2013, 11:35:43 PM »
Or the pictures it constantly shows of itself partying with skanky whores.

Just because you all wanna be lame and boring doesn't make me creepy. And again, such judgement...

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1474 on: May 02, 2013, 01:03:40 AM »
Sorry, this one might piss off rooser. Actually, not sorry.

Anyway, a friend of mine is a photographer and has recently been shooting porn. Both film and stills. She has sent my recent work to her client and the client wants to meet with me and whatnot to also shoot porn.

I like porn.

Ew. :[
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1475 on: May 02, 2013, 05:36:52 AM »
Make sure to tell us what films you do so the rest of us can avoid them like the plague.

I'm pretty sure I said shooting, not acting.

And?  Not everyone's into catgirls and drugged up ravers!
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1476 on: May 02, 2013, 06:27:32 AM »
Sorry, this one might piss off rooser. Actually, not sorry.

Anyway, a friend of mine is a photographer and has recently been shooting porn. Both film and stills. She has sent my recent work to her client and the client wants to meet with me and whatnot to also shoot porn.

I like porn.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1477 on: May 02, 2013, 07:54:59 AM »
Haters gonna hate.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1478 on: May 02, 2013, 07:59:36 AM »
Stop being everything that is wrong with society :(

What exactly am I doing wrong again? Enlighten me.

And?  Not everyone's into catgirls and drugged up ravers!

I'm not into Parsifal's endless tirades about GNU/Linux either but we all have to suffer once in a while.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1479 on: May 02, 2013, 08:12:27 AM »
Sorry, this one might piss off rooser. Actually, not sorry.

Anyway, a friend of mine is a photographer and has recently been shooting porn. Both film and stills. She has sent my recent work to her client and the client wants to meet with me and whatnot to also shoot porn.

I like porn.

I vomited.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1480 on: May 02, 2013, 08:29:22 AM »
Stop being everything that is wrong with society :(

What exactly am I doing wrong again? Enlighten me.

And?  Not everyone's into catgirls and drugged up ravers!

I'm not into Parsifal's endless tirades about GNU/Linux either but we all have to suffer once in a while.
I think he said something about a douche bag, and something like don't be, or something like that.  I don't know.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1481 on: May 02, 2013, 10:59:03 AM »
Yeah, idk. Just because I am a douchebag on here doesn't mean it's universal.

tl;dr eat shit

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1482 on: May 02, 2013, 11:27:33 AM »
Yeah, idk. Just because I am a douchebag on here doesn't mean it's universal.

tl;dr eat shit

It's a pretty good bet, though.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1483 on: May 02, 2013, 11:32:21 AM »
Yeah, idk. Just because I am a douchebag on here doesn't mean it's universal.

tl;dr eat shit

It's a pretty good bet, though.

The house has been known to be wrong.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1484 on: May 02, 2013, 11:59:10 AM »
I like porn
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1485 on: May 02, 2013, 01:29:04 PM »

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1486 on: May 02, 2013, 03:10:46 PM »
Porn is OK.  I just fast forward to the stuff I want to see and turn it off when I'm done.  I just use it for visual aid and nothing else.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1487 on: May 02, 2013, 03:16:14 PM »
Porn is OK.  I just fast forward to the stuff I want to see and turn it off when I'm done.  I just use it for visual aid and nothing else.

As opposed to...?

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1488 on: May 02, 2013, 03:38:29 PM »
Porn is OK.  I just fast forward to the stuff I want to see and turn it off when I'm done.  I just use it for visual aid and nothing else.

As opposed to...?

The cinematic value.

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« Reply #1489 on: May 02, 2013, 03:51:47 PM »
Porn is OK.  I just fast forward to the stuff I want to see and turn it off when I'm done.  I just use it for visual aid and nothing else.

As opposed to...?
A post-modernistic depiction of carnalistic predation and sadism, reflecting the inner desires and conflictive insecurities of today's discerning voyeur?

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1490 on: May 02, 2013, 09:44:21 PM »
Some people actually enjoy watching porn.  For entertainment I guess.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1492 on: May 07, 2013, 10:38:10 AM »
Well, I had my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday.  It hurts.  :(
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1493 on: May 07, 2013, 10:45:15 AM »
Aww, Roundy. Didn't they give you pain medicine?
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1494 on: May 07, 2013, 10:51:39 AM »
Well, I had my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday.  It hurts.  :(
Stay away from straws! You don't want any suction pulling those blood-clots out.

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« Reply #1495 on: May 07, 2013, 11:18:34 AM »
Aww, Roundy. Didn't they give you pain medicine?

Yeah, I got Vicodin.  It's actually not that bad now.  When I woke up this morning it was really bad.

Well, I had my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday.  It hurts.  :(
Stay away from straws! You don't want any suction pulling those blood-clots out.

I know, I'm so paranoid about that!  If I was still smoking I would be going crazy right about now.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1496 on: May 07, 2013, 03:08:18 PM »
I smoked after I had my wisdom teeth out, I just stuck big wads of gauze over the blood clots.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1497 on: May 07, 2013, 04:13:10 PM »
Ouch. :[ Tell me in excruciating detail exactly how bad it is from the moment you went in to the office to the moment they're finally better. Not even kidding. I need to get all mine taken out and I'm paranoid. :'[ I have very low pain tolerance.
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« Reply #1498 on: May 07, 2013, 04:17:10 PM »
I didn't find the experience painful myself.  The worst part was having to wait nearly two weeks before I could eat a burger.  :'(
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« Reply #1499 on: May 07, 2013, 04:21:05 PM »
I ate an entire bread bowl - minus the soup - from Panera, whose bread is notoriously chewy, just two days after having mine removed. It was the most painful tooth related experience I've had to date. I do not recommend the experience. The hardest part was not becoming addicted to percocet.