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Well done Jroa's son!

The younger son was in charge of video, but screwed it up and only got the last ten seconds of the first fight.  However, here is the aftermath. 

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Imagine what the other guys look like.

Was it mma?

MMA rules, but not MMA.

Did he have any flying face kicks? Those are the best.

No  head kicks.  But my son did dominate in the fights that he had. 

No  head kicks.  But my son did dominate in the fights that he had.

Good for him! Does he sorta look like Willem Dafoe or am I imagining things?

So I'm going to post the only pictures that I will probably ever post of my mother's house. This undertaking is far more frustrating and deeply disturbing than originally thought. I'm half way through my planned visits at this point and predict that I will spend a total of 12 hours cleaning this house over the course of 2 weeks. After doing wet work today (kitchen and bathroom), I'm almost ready to burn the house down anyway. While choking on bleach fumes and looking into the eyes of Satan (her shower), I very nearly started throwing up and crying at the same time. Since it is such a humungous task, I've only been focusing on her bedroom and the kitchen even though I have dusted the whole main level. (I wondered if the dust was older than myself as chunks snowed down onto my head.) So she will pay me for this initial traumatizing cleaning, but I've come to the conclusion that I'll have to visit her frequently to make her sort through her endless mounds of shit while I clean the rest of the house (which I would do for free). Maybe one day it will be ready for sale. Maybe. Or maybe I'll burn it.

Can I hire you?

Where did all her stuff go? Surely there is now an equally messy pile of all that stuff in another part of the house?

Where did all her stuff go? Surely there is now an equally messy pile of all that stuff in another part of the house?

You assume wrong. In that first picture that is a trashbag under my elbow. I threw about 2/3 of it away. The stuff that she probably uses is in a box. The box is now back on the counter.

Quote from: Thork on April 23, 2013, 02:14:12 AM

Where did all her stuff go? Surely there is now an equally messy pile of all that stuff in another part of the house?

You assume wrong. I threw about 2/3 of it away. The stuff that she probably uses is in a box. The box is now back on the counter.

Is her OCD driving her nuts yet?  Are you trying to kill her?

Quote from: rooster on April 23, 2013, 06:25:45 AM

Quote from: Thork on April 23, 2013, 02:14:12 AM

Where did all her stuff go? Surely there is now an equally messy pile of all that stuff in another part of the house?

You assume wrong. I threw about 2/3 of it away. The stuff that she probably uses is in a box. The box is now back on the counter.

Is her OCD driving her nuts yet?  Are you trying to kill her?

She's not OCD. And she's not home.

But either way, better for her to have a little panic attack than live in filth.

Quote from: jroa on April 23, 2013, 06:27:36 AM

Quote from: rooster on April 23, 2013, 06:25:45 AM

Quote from: Thork on April 23, 2013, 02:14:12 AM

Where did all her stuff go? Surely there is now an equally messy pile of all that stuff in another part of the house?

You assume wrong. I threw about 2/3 of it away. The stuff that she probably uses is in a box. The box is now back on the counter.

Is her OCD driving her nuts yet?  Are you trying to kill her?

She's not OCD. And she's not home.

But either way, better for her to have a little panic attack than live in filth.

She is going to freak when she gets home.  I hope you have some meds with you.

Quote from: rooster on April 23, 2013, 06:30:36 AM

Quote from: jroa on April 23, 2013, 06:27:36 AM

Quote from: rooster on April 23, 2013, 06:25:45 AM

Quote from: Thork on April 23, 2013, 02:14:12 AM

Where did all her stuff go? Surely there is now an equally messy pile of all that stuff in another part of the house?

You assume wrong. I threw about 2/3 of it away. The stuff that she probably uses is in a box. The box is now back on the counter.

Is her OCD driving her nuts yet?  Are you trying to kill her?

She's not OCD. And she's not home.

But either way, better for her to have a little panic attack than live in filth.

She is going to freak when she gets home.  I hope you have some meds with you.

She's never freaked in her life. She's a very apathetic woman. She might "tut" at me at the very most. Now stfu, you can let your own mother live in a dumpster if you want.

Quote from: jroa on April 23, 2013, 06:33:18 AM

Quote from: rooster on April 23, 2013, 06:30:36 AM

Quote from: jroa on April 23, 2013, 06:27:36 AM

Quote from: rooster on April 23, 2013, 06:25:45 AM

Quote from: Thork on April 23, 2013, 02:14:12 AM

Where did all her stuff go? Surely there is now an equally messy pile of all that stuff in another part of the house?

You assume wrong. I threw about 2/3 of it away. The stuff that she probably uses is in a box. The box is now back on the counter.

Is her OCD driving her nuts yet?  Are you trying to kill her?

She's not OCD. And she's not home.

But either way, better for her to have a little panic attack than live in filth.

She is going to freak when she gets home.  I hope you have some meds with you.

She's never freaked in her life. She's a very apathetic woman. She might "tut" at me at the very most. Now stfu, you can let your own mother live in a dumpster if you want.

I doubt that, with her OCD.

Good job but how long before it gets messed up again?

She probably needs more help than just a tidy house, she probably needs some kind of psychiatric help.

Good job but how long before it gets messed up again?

She probably needs more help than just a tidy house, she probably needs some kind of psychiatric help.

I honestly don't know. That's why I'll have to make frequent visits until the house can be sold. For starters, the damn thing is way too big for just herself. So first things first, the goal is to sell it.

She may need help. My dad told me that she's never really cleaned though and now she's just an old, lazy, lonely, depressed woman. Which is what I think it boils down to rather than OCD. This stuff hasn't been cleaned/thrown out since I was a kid. Her house would be far worse if she were a true hoarder. I think she can do the work if I'm there.

You said yourself, she's an old lonely depressed woman. And you keep finding the toys you had when you were a kid and all kinds of old things. Are you throwing out her stuff, or her memories?

You said yourself, she's an old lonely depressed woman. And you keep finding the toys you had when you were a kid and all kinds of old things. Are you throwing out her stuff, or her memories?

If it's buried under everything she likely didn't even know it still existed there. And since it is physically impossible to throw away memories, I am literally only throwing away stuff.

Major difference!  You did a good job, that bathroom looks a billion times better.

rooster, you should start your own maid service. 

Thanks. 
I hope she appreciates the difference it makes. Sometimes I wonder if she just doesn't clean because it was such an overwhelming mess. I'm kinda hoping that if I start her off and help her she can maintain it a little.

And no, I would never start my own service. I rather just keep my own home clean.

Quote from: DDDDAts all folks on April 23, 2013, 10:20:22 AM

Good job but how long before it gets messed up again?

She probably needs more help than just a tidy house, she probably needs some kind of psychiatric help.

I honestly don't know. That's why I'll have to make frequent visits until the house can be sold. For starters, the damn thing is way too big for just herself. So first things first, the goal is to sell it.

She may need help. My dad told me that she's never really cleaned though and now she's just an old, lazy, lonely, depressed woman. Which is what I think it boils down to rather than OCD. This stuff hasn't been cleaned/thrown out since I was a kid. Her house would be far worse if she were a true hoarder. I think she can do the work if I'm there.

Perhaps you should try and set her up with someone.

Quote from: rooster on April 23, 2013, 10:33:53 AM

Quote from: DDDDAts all folks on April 23, 2013, 10:20:22 AM

Good job but how long before it gets messed up again?

She probably needs more help than just a tidy house, she probably needs some kind of psychiatric help.

I honestly don't know. That's why I'll have to make frequent visits until the house can be sold. For starters, the damn thing is way too big for just herself. So first things first, the goal is to sell it.

She may need help. My dad told me that she's never really cleaned though and now she's just an old, lazy, lonely, depressed woman. Which is what I think it boils down to rather than OCD. This stuff hasn't been cleaned/thrown out since I was a kid. Her house would be far worse if she were a true hoarder. I think she can do the work if I'm there.

Perhaps you should try and set her up with someone.

What do you mean? A boyfriend or a psychiatrist? The former seems like an awkward endeavor and the latter is outside of her means at the moment. Plus she doesn't think she has a problem.

You did a good job. If I ever go crazy and start hoarding and turning my home into a disgusting shithole, I will hire* you to clean it!




I'll pay you in pretty rocks

You did a good job. If I ever go crazy and start hoarding and turning my home into a disgusting shithole, I will hire* you to clean it!




I'll pay you in pretty rocks

You have yourself a deal.

Huzzah!

I have no idea why everyone is focusing on the mess in those pictures. All I can look at in them is you.