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A Friendly Chat

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #960 on: January 19, 2013, 02:21:03 PM »
We're all dead inside.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #961 on: January 19, 2013, 04:24:45 PM »
Quote from: rooster on January 19, 2013, 12:12:28 PM
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"Dadrock bitch"?
Oddly enough, the picture I posted isn't showing up on my iPhone.

she probably only wore that shirt because her publicist told her to; because the dadrock generation and the angry 16 year old boys they've spawned are who she's supposed to appeal to.  She probably listens to Rihanna.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #962 on: January 24, 2013, 03:11:29 PM »
Hey, did you guys know that women are now allowed to serve in military combat roles?
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #963 on: January 24, 2013, 09:23:15 PM »
Good.  I hope they're happy they can all go get themselves blown up now too.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #964 on: January 24, 2013, 09:30:35 PM »
Quote from: rooster on January 24, 2013, 03:11:29 PM
Hey, did you guys know that women are now allowed to serve in military combat roles?

We were talking about doing that. Hopefully they're kept equal to the men in training and such.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #965 on: January 24, 2013, 09:53:38 PM »
Quote from: rooster on January 24, 2013, 03:11:29 PM
Hey, did you guys know that women are now allowed to serve in military combat roles?

Now rooster is allowed to shoot those evil assault weapons that she hates so much.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #966 on: January 24, 2013, 10:12:30 PM »
Quote from: jroa on January 24, 2013, 09:53:38 PM
Quote from: rooster on January 24, 2013, 03:11:29 PM
Hey, did you guys know that women are now allowed to serve in military combat roles?

Now rooster is allowed to shoot those evil assault weapons that she hates so much.
I don't hate the weapons, I just hate America's crazy rebel devil-may-care attitude. HOW BOUT A LITTLE RESPONSIBILITY, HUH?!
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #967 on: January 24, 2013, 10:16:59 PM »
Isn't that why women were not allowed to shoot them before?  They just aren't responsible enough. 
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #968 on: January 24, 2013, 10:19:36 PM »
I thought it was because there usually aren't any rifles in the kitchen.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #969 on: January 24, 2013, 10:25:20 PM »
I thought it was because all the armor and gear were too heavy...
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #970 on: January 24, 2013, 10:29:25 PM »
That, and flak jackets don't have breast cups.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #971 on: January 24, 2013, 10:30:20 PM »
Quote from: jroa on January 24, 2013, 10:29:25 PM
That, and flak jackets don't have breast cups.
Not a problem for this gal.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #972 on: January 24, 2013, 10:36:03 PM »
Don't be so hard on yourself.  Also, because of what Vindictus said.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #973 on: January 24, 2013, 10:38:55 PM »
Quote from: Vindictus on January 24, 2013, 10:19:36 PM
I thought it was because there usually aren't any rifles in the kitchen.

I giggled
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #974 on: January 24, 2013, 11:05:00 PM »
My ex-boyfriend's mom (who is besties with my mom unfortunately) is a staff sergeant in the Marine Corps and I used to entertain ideas of joining. True story.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #975 on: January 24, 2013, 11:08:11 PM »
All female Marines are ugly sluts.  It's a known fact.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #976 on: January 24, 2013, 11:10:10 PM »
In Soviet Russia, ideas entertain you!
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #977 on: January 25, 2013, 08:04:41 AM »
All females in the army are used as sex-toys by their superiors.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #978 on: January 25, 2013, 10:27:19 AM »
Both of you are mistaken.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #979 on: January 25, 2013, 02:06:03 PM »
I had a coworker who was some kind of covert ops marine who told me about this joint operation with the Swedish military and one of the officers was this burly lady and I guess she was a beast and everyone was afraid of her, but was really pretty.  shrug
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #980 on: January 25, 2013, 02:12:01 PM »


Let's rock!!!
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #981 on: January 25, 2013, 02:42:48 PM »
"Do you ever get mistaken for a man?"
"No, do you?"
"You're just too bad."
I love her.

But no, my ex's mom is really cute.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #982 on: January 25, 2013, 02:47:13 PM »
Quote from: rooster on January 25, 2013, 02:42:48 PM
"Do you ever get mistaken for a man?"
"No, do you?"
"You're just too bad."
I love her.

But no, my ex's mom is really cute.

Ex mom?   Why is she laying in the driveway?
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #983 on: January 25, 2013, 02:49:34 PM »
She looks an awful lot like you actually.  Your ex probably liked you for that reason.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #984 on: January 25, 2013, 03:27:49 PM »
Quote from: Nomad on January 25, 2013, 02:49:34 PM
She looks an awful lot like you actually.  Your ex probably liked you for that reason.
I have considered this. She also cut her hair real short when I was dating him so we looked even more similar. But I can't compete with her adorable dimples.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #985 on: January 25, 2013, 04:35:13 PM »
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #986 on: January 25, 2013, 04:40:02 PM »
Please tell us, birthday boy.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #987 on: January 25, 2013, 04:43:26 PM »
Fo' drizzle.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #988 on: January 25, 2013, 04:49:09 PM »
What's black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #989 on: January 25, 2013, 04:50:36 PM »
Snoop's dong.
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