First of all, great theory guys. I can't believe those "scientists" had us believing the earth was round for so long. What a crock of shit. If it's round then why wouldn't the people on opposite half fall off? Phhht.
Anyways, here's my question. Given that the earth is flat and it is a fact that there are seasons, does the earth rorate around the sun or the other way around? My theory is that the earth hangs on the sun and swings by a giant invisible pendulum. This motion would also explain the motion of the waves.