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Hello!
« on: December 12, 2010, 04:56:24 PM »
I've been on this forum for a couple of days now and decided to introduce myself. I'll admit, I may be a noob at times so please BEAR with me  :P I've been reading your FAQs and have been learning what y'all are on about here. Right now I'm a college student in Indiana and am always interested in learning more. I hope to learn tons from everyone here

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Re: Hello!
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2010, 05:32:06 PM »
Riveting tale chap.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Hello!
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2010, 06:24:41 PM »
That avatar is awesome.

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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2010, 06:35:03 PM »
That avatar is awesome.

Haha, yeah, it made me laugh when I saw it

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Re: Hello!
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2010, 08:33:33 PM »
Sex?

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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2010, 10:27:55 PM »
Lurk moar.
How dare you have the audacity to demand my deposition. I've never even heard of you.

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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2010, 10:57:23 PM »
Read the FAQ.
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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2010, 11:01:25 PM »
For someone with such a stupid name, you seem like a decent noob. Welcome.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2010, 03:51:53 AM »
Yo.
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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2010, 03:53:58 AM »
Welcome to FES. Don't pet the Dann, and don't feed the Parsifal. You might just make it a week here.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2010, 04:17:52 AM »
Hello, have you read the FAQ yet? If not lurk moar otherwise your retarted.

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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2010, 04:24:30 AM »
I've been on this forum for a couple of days now and decided to introduce myself. I'll admit, I may be a noob at times so please BEAR with me  :P I've been reading your FAQs and have been learning what y'all are on about here. Right now I'm a college student in Indiana and am always interested in learning more. I hope to learn tons from everyone here

Your punctuation could do with a little improvement.
My I.Q. is 85. Or was it 58?

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« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2010, 09:34:58 AM »
Sex?
It'll cost you a meal and some beers.

Welcome
Stop all this nonesense and bring on the lapdancers.
I understand Jack1704. It's a Brit thing.

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« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2010, 11:37:56 AM »
I've been on this forum for a couple of days now and decided to introduce myself. I'll admit, I may be a noob at times so please BEAR with me  :P I've been reading your FAQs and have been learning what y'all are on about here. Right now I'm a college student in Indiana and am always interested in learning more. I hope to learn tons from everyone here

Your punctuation could do with a little improvement.

Ive been on this forum for a couple of days, now and decided to introduce myself!@ Ill admit I may be a noob at times so please B3AR with me  :P Ive been reading your FAQs and have been. learning what y'all are on about here? Right now I'm a college student in Indiana and am always interested in learning more. I hope to learn tons from everyone*

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« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2010, 12:41:02 PM »
Hi!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2010, 07:26:25 PM »
How dare you have the audacity to demand my deposition. I've never even heard of you.

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« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2010, 07:24:01 AM »

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« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2010, 08:17:25 AM »
I've been on this forum for a couple of days now and decided to introduce myself. I'll admit, I may be a noob at times so please BEAR with me  :P I've been reading your FAQs and have been learning what y'all are on about here. Right now I'm a college student in Indiana and am always interested in learning more. I hope to learn tons from everyone here

a/s/l ?

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« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2010, 11:26:37 PM »
I've been on this forum for a couple of days now and decided to introduce myself. I'll admit, I may be a noob at times so please BEAR with me  :P I've been reading your FAQs and have been learning what y'all are on about here. Right now I'm a college student in Indiana and am always interested in learning more. I hope to learn tons from everyone here

a/s/l ?
Age:20
Sex: Male
Location: Indiana, more specific, Brownsburg, Indiana

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Stop all this nonesense and bring on the lapdancers.
I understand Jack1704. It's a Brit thing.

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Re: Hello!
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2010, 11:53:10 AM »
OP, you have a supremely idiotic name. And that's saying a lot coming from me.

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« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2010, 04:58:43 PM »
Is that the same Brownsburg, Indiana that has legalised incestual sexual relations, to relieve prison overcrowding? oh, and welcome.

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« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2010, 02:18:40 PM »
Is that the same Brownsburg, Indiana that has legalised incestual sexual relations, to relieve prison overcrowding? oh, and welcome.

No, not really sure where you got that information considering there's only a jail house here and no prison.
OP, you have a supremely idiotic name. And that's saying a lot coming from me.

Glad you like it

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« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2010, 07:36:10 AM »
OP, you have a supremely idiotic name. And that's saying a lot coming from me.

Glad you like it

Incorrect.

Re: Hello!
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2011, 01:17:43 AM »
OP, you have a supremely idiotic name. And that's saying a lot coming from me.

Glad you like it

Incorrect.
Glad you detect sarcasm well. Incase you don't, that was sarcasm as well.
Sorry I'm not a god fearing man (more sarcasm in case you didn't get that).

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« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2011, 04:49:43 PM »
OP, you have a supremely idiotic name. And that's saying a lot coming from me.

Glad you like it

Incorrect.
Glad you detect sarcasm well. Incase you don't, that was sarcasm as well.
Sorry I'm not a god fearing man (more sarcasm in case you didn't get that).

I am glad you are glad I detect sarcasm well, and I graciously accept your apology.

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Re: Hello!
« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2011, 12:15:23 AM »
Sorry I'm not a god fearing man (more sarcasm in case you didn't get that).
ITT: World in shock; Newfag doesn't differ sarcasm from cynicism.
hacking your precious forum as we speak 8) 8) 8)

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« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2011, 11:42:15 PM »
Sorry I'm not a god fearing man (more sarcasm in case you didn't get that).
ITT: World in shock; Newfag doesn't differ sarcasm from cynicism.
I have said this before, but I guess I'll just put this to let everyone know. I really don't give two fucks about expanding my vocabulary over the internet. I am currently attending college and honestly, between having classes early in the god damn morning and ass loads homework, the last thing I want to do is try to act like some jack ass with a thesaurus and find synonyms and find more literal words to convey my meaning. For all I care, oldfag, you can go fuck yourself, die in a fire, and never speak a single word to your mother or who ever you find to be the closest to your heart. It's the fucking internet and this forum is about how the world is flat by only a couple or maybe a few hundred people to still believe in this day in age. You all try to use science and logic to explain this, yet you still have issues with explaining how the scientist at NASA can predict a fucking lunar eclipse and yet with your illogical theory, you have no solid mathematical/scientific predictions on which this shall occur. Further more, some here will even claim that the ISS sightings in the sky from personal telescopes are merely fucking projections from FUCKING NASA!!!! I'm sorry, well not really, I don't give two shits. I tried being respectful, but yet the retarded senselessness that continues to go on here through all the fucking forums I've viewed is just astounding. So far all that I have found out from this website is that everyone thinks they are fucking scientist/physics majors who know every fucking thing possible. More than half of the people who firmly believe that the world is flat are much like the fucking jack asses that believe in what I like the call, the "god paradox." No matter what the outcome is, be it good or bad, they still believe that god or some jack ass of higher power wanted it to be so. Here's an example for you jack wagons. A person is applying for a job they really want. They pray to their god for many nights/hours to get this job. If they do not get the job, they simply will say, "well, god did not want me to have this job. It is his will, so be it." Yet, if they would have received the job they would praise their god and say it is because they prayed and believed in him/her. No matter what the outcome is, it is all because of their god and his will. I find it kind of conceited for a single person to believe that out of billions of people, one single god is looking out, specifically for them. Now to bring this on the FER(flat earth retards) level. No matter what evidence is given to them, no matter what image is produced, no matter how many hours are spent on legitimate scientific experience, you FER still think this all a giant government conspiracy. It's like being on a forum filled with a shit ton of Dale Gribbles from King of the Hill. It's fucking annoying, pointless, and just in all of this world's honesty, down right stupid. I personally feel my IQ may have dropped a tad bit from being on here for as long as I have. After this post, I am done with you retards. No matter what your lame ass replies may be, I still have something that holds me above many of you on here. I know the world to be round. Say what you will, but the bottom line is, I am not some paranoid butt pirate from Europe, America, or where the fuck ever you claim to be from. I know that all governments hold secrets from the public, it's the bottom line damn truth. Before you try to make me look like a dumb ass, or even try to win this discussion, remember this, the internet is much like the special Olympics, even if you win, at the end of the day, you are still a fucking retard.

bottom line, flame suit activated, fuck you all, die in a fire!

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Re: Hello!
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2011, 11:44:59 PM »
Sorry I'm not a god fearing man (more sarcasm in case you didn't get that).
ITT: World in shock; Newfag doesn't differ sarcasm from cynicism.
I have said this before, but I guess I'll just put this to let everyone know. I really don't give two fucks about expanding my vocabulary over the internet. I am currently attending college and honestly, between having classes early in the god damn morning and ass loads homework, the last thing I want to do is try to act like some jack ass with a thesaurus and find synonyms and find more literal words to convey my meaning. For all I care, oldfag, you can go fuck yourself, die in a fire, and never speak a single word to your mother or who ever you find to be the closest to your heart. It's the fucking internet and this forum is about how the world is flat by only a couple or maybe a few hundred people to still believe in this day in age. You all try to use science and logic to explain this, yet you still have issues with explaining how the scientist at NASA can predict a fucking lunar eclipse and yet with your illogical theory, you have no solid mathematical/scientific predictions on which this shall occur. Further more, some here will even claim that the ISS sightings in the sky from personal telescopes are merely fucking projections from FUCKING NASA!!!! I'm sorry, well not really, I don't give two shits. I tried being respectful, but yet the retarded senselessness that continues to go on here through all the fucking forums I've viewed is just astounding. So far all that I have found out from this website is that everyone thinks they are fucking scientist/physics majors who know every fucking thing possible. More than half of the people who firmly believe that the world is flat are much like the fucking jack asses that believe in what I like the call, the "god paradox." No matter what the outcome is, be it good or bad, they still believe that god or some jack ass of higher power wanted it to be so. Here's an example for you jack wagons. A person is applying for a job they really want. They pray to their god for many nights/hours to get this job. If they do not get the job, they simply will say, "well, god did not want me to have this job. It is his will, so be it." Yet, if they would have received the job they would praise their god and say it is because they prayed and believed in him/her. No matter what the outcome is, it is all because of their god and his will. I find it kind of conceited for a single person to believe that out of billions of people, one single god is looking out, specifically for them. Now to bring this on the FER(flat earth retards) level. No matter what evidence is given to them, no matter what image is produced, no matter how many hours are spent on legitimate scientific experience, you FER still think this all a giant government conspiracy. It's like being on a forum filled with a shit ton of Dale Gribbles from King of the Hill. It's fucking annoying, pointless, and just in all of this world's honesty, down right stupid. I personally feel my IQ may have dropped a tad bit from being on here for as long as I have. After this post, I am done with you retards. No matter what your lame ass replies may be, I still have something that holds me above many of you on here. I know the world to be round. Say what you will, but the bottom line is, I am not some paranoid butt pirate from Europe, America, or where the fuck ever you claim to be from. I know that all governments hold secrets from the public, it's the bottom line damn truth. Before you try to make me look like a dumb ass, or even try to win this discussion, remember this, the internet is much like the special Olympics, even if you win, at the end of the day, you are still a fucking retard.

bottom line, flame suit activated, fuck you all, die in a fire!
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Re: Hello!
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2011, 11:53:00 PM »
I have said this before, but I guess I'll just put this to let everyone know. I really don't give two fucks about expanding my vocabulary over the internet. I am currently attending college and honestly, between having classes early in the god damn morning and ass loads homework, the last thing I want to do is try to act like some jack ass with a thesaurus and find synonyms and find more literal words to convey my meaning. For all I care, oldfag, you can go fuck yourself, die in a fire, and never speak a single word to your mother or who ever you find to be the closest to your heart. It's the fucking internet and this forum is about how the world is flat by only a couple or maybe a few hundred people to still believe in this day in age. You all try to use science and logic to explain this, yet you still have issues with explaining how the scientist at NASA can predict a fucking lunar eclipse and yet with your illogical theory, you have no solid mathematical/scientific predictions on which this shall occur. Further more, some here will even claim that the ISS sightings in the sky from personal telescopes are merely fucking projections from FUCKING NASA!!!! I'm sorry, well not really, I don't give two shits. I tried being respectful, but yet the retarded senselessness that continues to go on here through all the fucking forums I've viewed is just astounding. So far all that I have found out from this website is that everyone thinks they are fucking scientist/physics majors who know every fucking thing possible. More than half of the people who firmly believe that the world is flat are much like the fucking jack asses that believe in what I like the call, the "god paradox." No matter what the outcome is, be it good or bad, they still believe that god or some jack ass of higher power wanted it to be so. Here's an example for you jack wagons. A person is applying for a job they really want. They pray to their god for many nights/hours to get this job. If they do not get the job, they simply will say, "well, god did not want me to have this job. It is his will, so be it." Yet, if they would have received the job they would praise their god and say it is because they prayed and believed in him/her. No matter what the outcome is, it is all because of their god and his will. I find it kind of conceited for a single person to believe that out of billions of people, one single god is looking out, specifically for them. Now to bring this on the FER(flat earth retards) level. No matter what evidence is given to them, no matter what image is produced, no matter how many hours are spent on legitimate scientific experience, you FER still think this all a giant government conspiracy. It's like being on a forum filled with a shit ton of Dale Gribbles from King of the Hill. It's fucking annoying, pointless, and just in all of this world's honesty, down right stupid. I personally feel my IQ may have dropped a tad bit from being on here for as long as I have. After this post, I am done with you retards. No matter what your lame ass replies may be, I still have something that holds me above many of you on here. I know the world to be round. Say what you will, but the bottom line is, I am not some paranoid butt pirate from Europe, America, or where the fuck ever you claim to be from. I know that all governments hold secrets from the public, it's the bottom line damn truth. Before you try to make me look like a dumb ass, or even try to win this discussion, remember this, the internet is much like the special Olympics, even if you win, at the end of the day, you are still a fucking retard.

bottom line, flame suit activated, fuck you all, die in a fire!

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I'm going to side with the white supremacists.