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Re: Hello!
« Reply #30 on: January 15, 2011, 07:46:42 AM »
I have said this before, but I guess I'll just put this to let everyone know. I really don't give two fucks about expanding my vocabulary over the internet. I am currently attending college and honestly, between having classes early in the god damn morning and ass loads homework, the last thing I want to do is try to act like some jack ass with a thesaurus and find synonyms and find more literal words to convey my meaning. For all I care, oldfag, you can go fuck yourself, die in a fire, and never speak a single word to your mother or who ever you find to be the closest to your heart. It's the fucking internet and this forum is about how the world is flat by only a couple or maybe a few hundred people to still believe in this day in age. You all try to use science and logic to explain this, yet you still have issues with explaining how the scientist at NASA can predict a fucking lunar eclipse and yet with your illogical theory, you have no solid mathematical/scientific predictions on which this shall occur. Further more, some here will even claim that the ISS sightings in the sky from personal telescopes are merely fucking projections from FUCKING NASA!!!! I'm sorry, well not really, I don't give two shits. I tried being respectful, but yet the retarded senselessness that continues to go on here through all the fucking forums I've viewed is just astounding. So far all that I have found out from this website is that everyone thinks they are fucking scientist/physics majors who know every fucking thing possible. More than half of the people who firmly believe that the world is flat are much like the fucking jack asses that believe in what I like the call, the "god paradox." No matter what the outcome is, be it good or bad, they still believe that god or some jack ass of higher power wanted it to be so. Here's an example for you jack wagons. A person is applying for a job they really want. They pray to their god for many nights/hours to get this job. If they do not get the job, they simply will say, "well, god did not want me to have this job. It is his will, so be it." Yet, if they would have received the job they would praise their god and say it is because they prayed and believed in him/her. No matter what the outcome is, it is all because of their god and his will. I find it kind of conceited for a single person to believe that out of billions of people, one single god is looking out, specifically for them. Now to bring this on the FER(flat earth retards) level. No matter what evidence is given to them, no matter what image is produced, no matter how many hours are spent on legitimate scientific experience, you FER still think this all a giant government conspiracy. It's like being on a forum filled with a shit ton of Dale Gribbles from King of the Hill. It's fucking annoying, pointless, and just in all of this world's honesty, down right stupid. I personally feel my IQ may have dropped a tad bit from being on here for as long as I have. After this post, I am done with you retards. No matter what your lame ass replies may be, I still have something that holds me above many of you on here. I know the world to be round. Say what you will, but the bottom line is, I am not some paranoid butt pirate from Europe, America, or where the fuck ever you claim to be from. I know that all governments hold secrets from the public, it's the bottom line damn truth. Before you try to make me look like a dumb ass, or even try to win this discussion, remember this, the internet is much like the special Olympics, even if you win, at the end of the day, you are still a fucking retard.

bottom line, flame suit activated, fuck you all, die in a fire!
Okay number one nothing every came from something number two Something like a big ball of mass ....triggering the universe is stupid. For instance umm how would it trigger why and when? all your stating is a theory. Its now been proven then every peice of matter in its simpless form and down to its foundation beyond Electrons neutrons and protons are quarts and beyond that its Soundwaves. So the Bible states in the begining God created the heavens and the earth. And God Said Let there be light ....LOL this was written over 2000 years ago if you will study the so called big bang theroy the first thing scientist say exsisted at the boom was LIGHT ...LOL kinda funny. You know that Light is simply a form of Sound that has Speed up.  So as far as the personal God part LOL ya he has it all planed out the whole bible written far beyond all our modern things Actually shows the world round. Shows us Things all the time even today about medicine. For instance the Jews were told by God to never eat pork....no one understood why until now we find they are one of the worse animals to eat..they cause deases and many other issues. Yet the Bible simple calls unclean...Even today stuff in bible is happening. For instance in the Book of Daniel in the Bible it talks about a Roman empire being build agian...guess what the European union is ...LOL it only has two or three countries to include and it will be as it is in the Book of Revelations...Also all the Prophecies about Jesus in the Old testament was written 1000 years or more in some cases before his comeing and Boom here he has fullfilled them all some beyond his control. Like his blood line where he would live where he would be born ..even how he would Die strips on his back and peirced hands and feet. I happen to know God he talks all the time just most people don't stop to listen. And fact is most people are afraid to listen. Second I have seen healings and I have seen angels with my owen eyes. I have seen the future and even told people and it happen...yes there are prophets ...Jesus when he left said he left the church Prophets Teachers Pastors Evanglist and the Apostile...Unfortunately Only they that SEEK the truth with and open mind can find it. The bible is the only book that Says God wrote it to you...number two its the only Religon that the book says TEST ME>!  TEST GOD>!   Why is Christainity diffrent from every other Religon well its not a Religon its a RELATIONSHIP. There is scripture for all this. You don't get to heaven by works like everyone and every religon claims you get there by beleiving on Jesus Christ that he loved you died for your sins and rose agian that you could have eternal life. Go read Gensis and then God read the Gospels Mathew Mark Luke John. Jesus Claimed to be God in Human form. His disciples even died for him. Which simples means Either Life has a purpose or we should just blow up the whole planet cause we are wasting space time and there isn't a reason to be here>>>So is there a reason or not? Find that one out. Cause I have already found it. Nothing in heaven or Earth or even in Hell or all creation can Seperate me from the Love of MY and ONLY True God Jesus Christ.    " I am the Way, The Truth, and the Life no man comes to the father but by ME>" Jesus Christ.

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Re: Hello!
« Reply #31 on: January 15, 2011, 11:44:08 AM »
That is awesome.  We have a new copypasta meme!

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Re: Hello!
« Reply #32 on: January 15, 2011, 09:23:38 PM »

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Re: Hello!
« Reply #33 on: January 15, 2011, 09:51:14 PM »
ITC: Thousands die as newfag throws a hissy fit
hacking your precious forum as we speak 8) 8) 8)