Douchebag Maneuver: Making an entire fake society just to get people to argue

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EnglshGentleman

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This has possibly got to be the worst thread ever created in the upper foras. And yes, that includes even Kwastas' threads that you can't even decipher.

Possibly.  But moar, this has certainly got to be the most accurate thread ever created.

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The Flat Earth Society doesn't exist because you think their beliefs are false? Am I assume the Pope does not exist by that logic?

I will forgive your logical failure as merely a symptom of your inability to read, and repeat myself.

Flat earth theory does not have to be false.  The point is that nobody believes it; they are just better or worse at pretending.  And the purpose of this site is to lure people into a fictional argument.

Fun, but a real douchebag maneuver to those poor internet wanderers whose only crime is absurd levels of stupidity generally reserved for those more unfortunate invalids incapable of operating computers.


Except the whole basis of your argument is based on the idea that nobody believes the Earth is flat. While it is true that the vast majority of the members are RE'ers, there are still a minority including the owner of the site that do believe it is flat. The only argument you have for this is, "Well, some people are just very good at pretending."

Considering you have < 50 posts, I'd say you understand very little about this site and the people in it.

Considering you have < 50 posts, I'd say you understand very little about this site and the people in it.
Considering you have not read correctly twice, I'd say you understand very little about anything.



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there are still a minority including the owner of the site that do believe it is flat.

Prove it.  Daniel doesn't believe in Flat Earth any more than any of us.  FES is irony.

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EnglshGentleman

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Considering you have < 50 posts, I'd say you understand very little about this site and the people in it.
Considering you have not read correctly twice, I'd say you understand very little about anything.



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there are still a minority including the owner of the site that do believe it is flat.

Prove it.  Daniel doesn't believe in Flat Earth any more than any of us.  FES is irony.

And must this be posted again?

Time your account has existed doesn't mean anything. Time spent online does.

Until you can prove Daniel doesn't believe FE or at least prove him to be untrustworthy, we have no reason to doubt his word.

we have no reason to doubt his word.

But I am a zetetic, why should I take his word?  My conclusion from careful observation is that FES exists so douchebags can mock dummies.  You have no reason to doubt my word on that.

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we have no reason to doubt his word.

But I am twat and basement dweller, why should I take his word? My mom says it's not what she thinks and that's good enough for me  My conclusion from careful observation is that FES exists so douchebags can mock dummies and have fun doing so.

I wish my mom would let me have fun but she seems to like it best when I hold the dog's leash tight so that his claws don't scratch her fat ass too much when he's mounting her.
  
You have no reason to doubt my word on that.
Hang on, I'll just check my personal care factor for this week : nope still don't give a fuck

we have no reason to doubt his word.

But I am twat and basement dweller, why should I take his word? My mom says it's not what she thinks and that's good enough for me  My conclusion from careful observation is that FES exists so douchebags can mock dummies and have fun doing so.

I wish my mom would let me have fun but she seems to like it best when I hold the dog's leash tight so that his claws don't scratch her fat ass too much when he's mounting her.
  
You have no reason to doubt my word on that.

Agreed. /done

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Er yeah I think you missed the obvious there.

We are douchebags and we are dummies to those who do not understand.

We however know better than the disillusioned, the misguided and the uneducated and unthinking plebs.

We gain comfort in our knowledge and strength in our commitment.

And your mom still shags dobermans.

And your dad gets off on it.   
Hang on, I'll just check my personal care factor for this week : nope still don't give a fuck

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EnglshGentleman

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we have no reason to doubt his word.

Agreed. /done

Cool. So FES is not a fake society. Glad we got that figured out.

We are douchebags and we are dummies to those who do not understand.

Please, enlighten those of us who do not understand.  You've said nothing that contradicts my original statement.

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We however know better than the disillusioned, the misguided and the uneducated and unthinking plebs.

disillusioned - definition of disillusioned
dis·il·lu·sion (d s -l zh n). tr.v. dis·il·lu·sioned, dis·il·lu·sion·ing, dis·il·lu·sions. To free or deprive of illusion. n.

I love it when people use words they don't understand, especially when they are such common words.

Cool. So FES is not a fake society. Glad we got that figured out.

In what way is FES not a fake society explicitly set up to argue with morons?  Or are you "illusioned"?

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Cool. So FES is not a fake society. Glad we got that figured out.

In what way is FES not a fake society explicitly set up to argue with morons?  Or are you "illusioned"?

Well... it's a real society.  It is therefore not a fake society.  Is this really so hard for you to understand?
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

Well... it's a real society.  It is therefore not a fake society.  Is this really so hard for you to understand?

In the same way as Pam Anderson's tits are real, and therefore not fake.  However, biological mammals are not born with silicon, so they are fake in the correct usage of that term.

Similarly
  • the Flat Earth Society, which does not legitimately believe in a flat earth, is a fake society
  • WWE, which does not legitimately compete is a fake sport
  • and you, who are not legitimately intelligent are a fake intellectual.

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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Well... it's a real society.  It is therefore not a fake society.  Is this really so hard for you to understand?

In the same way as Pam Anderson's tits are real, and therefore not fake.  However, biological mammals are not born with silicon, so they are fake in the correct usage of that term.

No... Pam Anderson has fake tits.  The Flat Earth Society is a real society.  The analogy is false.  You're not too bright, huh?

Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

No... Pam Anderson has fake tits.  The Flat Earth Society is a real society.  The analogy is false.  You're not too bright, huh?

There are words there.  But meaning escapes them.

(1) Do you accept that the members of FES do not legitimately believe in Flat Earth?
(2) Do you have an alternate reality definition of a fake society to support your absurd contention that FES is a real society?


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Roundy the Truthinessist

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The FES is a real society by the definition of the word from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/society :

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3 a : an enduring and cooperating social group whose members have developed organized patterns of relationships through interaction with one another

/discussion
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

The FES is a real society by the definition of the word from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/society :

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3 a : an enduring and cooperating social group whose members have developed organized patterns of relationships through interaction with one another

/discussion

Again, nobody would dispute that Pam Anderson's fake tits are tits....

Words are coming out of your keyboard, but...

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The FES is a real society by the definition of the word from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/society :

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3 a : an enduring and cooperating social group whose members have developed organized patterns of relationships through interaction with one another

/discussion

Again, nobody would dispute that Pam Anderson's fake tits are tits....

Words are coming out of your keyboard, but...
They aren't tits.
I saw a slight haze in the hotel bathroom this morning after I took a shower, have I discovered a new planet?

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The FES is a real society by the definition of the word from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/society :

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3 a : an enduring and cooperating social group whose members have developed organized patterns of relationships through interaction with one another

/discussion

Again, nobody would dispute that Pam Anderson's fake tits are tits....

Words are coming out of your keyboard, but...
They aren't tits.

Obviously not.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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EnglshGentleman

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No... Pam Anderson has fake tits.  The Flat Earth Society is a real society.  The analogy is false.  You're not too bright, huh?

There are words there.  But meaning escapes them.

(1) Do you accept that the members of FES do not legitimately believe in Flat Earth?
(2) Do you have an alternate reality definition of a fake society to support your absurd contention that FES is a real society?

At what point in the definition of society does it say anything about all the members of the Flat Earth Society having to agree with Flat Earth Theory? Name a place in the site where it says you must believe in Flat Earth in order to part of the Flat Earth Society. Do you not understand what a society is? The Flat Earth Society and Flat Earth Theory are two separate entities, just you would not say that the American Guild of Music is not a guild if not everyone agrees with the current Music Theory.


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3 a : they are tits

I guess they are tits, just fake tits.  In much the same way as the American Guild of Music would be fake, if nobody in it actually believed music existed.

But this is all petty quibbling of semantics.  The original point of the post is not to define "fake society".  If I say that WWE is fake, you can debate all you like about what the meaning of is is, but the point remains that the matches are not genuinely competed and won or lost based on the skill and determination of the players during the match.

You can debate all you want what "fake society" means, but the point remains that nobody believes in FET, while also maintaining the deception to the general public that many do.

Fun?  Hell yeah.
Morally Wrong? Not a chance.
DB Maneuver?  Yup.

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"That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
Inapplicable.  Appeal to grandiose but unrelated quotes much?

The quote is perfectly applicable, you simply discarded the previous, and relevant, sentence to that quote.  That is a dishonest tactic.

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But this is all petty quibbling of semantics.  The original point of the post is not to define "fake society".  If I say that WWE is fake, you can debate all you like about what the meaning of is is, but the point remains that the matches are not genuinely competed and won or lost based on the skill and determination of the players during the match.

Yes, WWE's fights are faked, but WWE is not a fake organization.  What I think everyone here is a little confused about is how you made the leap from "Nobody believes in FET" to "FES is a fake society".

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You can debate all you want what "fake society" means, but the point remains that nobody believes in FET, while also maintaining the deception to the general public that many do.

Yeah, you'd certainly know better than everyone else here, what with all six hours of your online time and everything.  Newfag.

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The FES is a real society by the definition of the word from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/society :

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3 a : an enduring and cooperating social group whose members have developed organized patterns of relationships through interaction with one another

/discussion

Again, nobody would dispute that Pam Anderson's fake tits are tits....

Words are coming out of your keyboard, but...
They aren't tits.

Dumb noob strikes again.

They are tits. Let me explain.

1 I only put tits in my mouth.
2 I would put Pamela Andersons front junk in my mouth
3 Therfore by 1 and 2 Pamela Andersons front junk is tits


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EnglshGentleman

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I guess they are tits, just fake tits.  In much the same way as the American Guild of Music would be fake, if nobody in it actually believed music existed.

But this is all petty quibbling of semantics.  The original point of the post is not to define "fake society".  If I say that WWE is fake, you can debate all you like about what the meaning of is is, but the point remains that the matches are not genuinely competed and won or lost based on the skill and determination of the players during the match.

You can debate all you want what "fake society" means, but the point remains that nobody believes in FET, while also maintaining the deception to the general public that many do.

Fun?  Hell yeah.
Morally Wrong? Not a chance.
DB Maneuver?  Yup.

Once again you failed to prove that nobody believe FET, and also how doing so would make the society fake.

As Saddam perfectly said,

Yes, WWE's fights are faked, but WWE is not a fake organization.  What I think everyone here is a little confused about is how you made the leap from "Nobody believes in FET" to "FES is a fake society".

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First, its not arguing. It may be to the newfags, but to the people who actually remain on this site or the smarter noobs, its a debate. Two different things.

Second, I'm an FE'er. You can say I'm pretending all you want, but there is nothing in my posts that suggests I am, unless you go back far enough to when I was introduced to the idea. I don't debate, as I don't feel the need to spout random crap that I don't know what I'm talking about when I can just leave it to the rest of the FE'ers to make it an actual debate. I also don't like debating.

The Flat Earth Society is not a fake society. It has been around for a long time.

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Debate Clubs do not exist.

Yes, WWE's fights are faked, but WWE is not a fake organization.  What I think everyone here is a little confused about is how you made the leap from "Nobody believes in FET" to "FES is a fake society".

Right, just like this isn't a fake website.  But is WWE a fake sport?  You can say Yes or No on that, and you're right depending on how you quibble with the semantics.  I would say Yes, WWE is a fake sport.

Again, the term "fake society" has absolutely 0 to do with this post.  The point is that the purported intention of the society, a valid belief that the earth is flat- is fake.

Also, dongs.

Once again you failed to prove that nobody believe FET.

I think you failed to prove that anybody believes FET.

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THE EARTH IS FLAT.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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