Douchebag Maneuver: Making an entire fake society just to get people to argue

Also, dongs.

Quote from: EnglshGentleman on July 30, 2010, 07:39:13 AM

Once again you failed to prove that nobody believe FET.

I think you failed to prove that anybody believes FET.

Believing in FET has nothing at all to do with the reality or legitimacy of the Flat Earth Society.  After all, you don't have to have cancer to join the American Cancer Society,

Believing in FET has nothing at all to do with the reality or legitimacy of the Flat Earth Society.  After all, you don't have to have cancer to join the American Cancer Society,

  And if nobody in the American Cancer Society believed in Cancer, what would you say?  Douchebag Maneuver doctors, douchebag maneuver.

Quote from: markjo on July 30, 2010, 10:03:35 AM

Believing in FET has nothing at all to do with the reality or legitimacy of the Flat Earth Society.  After all, you don't have to have cancer to join the American Cancer Society,

  And if nobody in the American Cancer Society believed in Cancer, what would you say?  Douchebag Maneuver doctors, douchebag maneuver.

That still wouldn't make the society suddenly cease to exist.

That still wouldn't make the society suddenly cease to exist.

Yep.  Pam's silicon titties exist.  Now if doctors at ACS did not believe in cancer, you wouldn't say they didn't exist.  You might however say that ACS is a fake society.  Or you might not.  Thats up to you, all semantic quibbling.

I don't believe in newton, therefore newton is fake.

Quote from: EnglshGentleman on July 30, 2010, 07:39:13 AM

Once again you failed to prove that nobody believe FET.

I think you failed to prove that anybody believes FET.

Actually it is quite the opposite. You are yet to prove nobody here does not. They are innocent until proven guilty. They claim to believe in FE, until you can prove that they do not, then it must be accepted that they do.

newton, I have to say (and I'm backed up by 4 pages of responses to your obvious trolling) you're almost as good as we are at arguing something you don't really believe.  Have you considered joining FES?  It seems to be right up your alley.

newton, I have to say (and I'm backed up by 4 pages of responses to your obvious trolling) you're almost as good as we are at arguing something you don't really believe.  Have you considered joining FES?  It seems to be right up your alley.

Spoken like a true Truthinessist!

Quote from: Ichimaru Gin :] on July 29, 2010, 09:03:16 PM

Quote from: newton on July 29, 2010, 09:02:02 PM

Quote from: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 29, 2010, 08:59:39 PM

The FES is a real society by the definition of the word from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/society :

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3 a : an enduring and cooperating social group whose members have developed organized patterns of relationships through interaction with one another

/discussion

Again, nobody would dispute that Pam Anderson's fake tits are tits....

Words are coming out of your keyboard, but...

They aren't tits.

Dumb noob strikes again.

They are tits. Let me explain.

1 I only put tits in my mouth.
2 I would put Pamela Andersons front junk in my mouth
3 Therfore by 1 and 2 Pamela Andersons front junk is tits

Crusty must have a hard time eating.  Tell me Crusty, how do you get your nutrition?

Actually it is quite the opposite. You are yet to prove nobody here does not. They are innocent until proven guilty. They claim to believe in FE, until you can prove that they do not, then it must be accepted that they do.

ORLY?  Aren't I innocent until proven guilty?  I claim that FES is a fake society.  Until you can prove that it is not, then it must be accepted that it is.

Nothing can be proven beyond a reasonable doubt, of course, when you stretch reasonable.  That is the nugget at the center of FES.  I can't prove that Mel Gibson is a whack job.  But a reasonable guess is that he is.  A reasonable guess is that FES members are not whack jobs, just fakers of varying ability, and occasional douchebags.

newton, I have to say (and I'm backed up by 4 pages of responses to your obvious trolling) you're almost as good as we are at arguing something you don't really believe.  Have you considered joining FES?  It seems to be right up your alley.

I'm here aren't I?

Quote from: EnglshGentleman on July 30, 2010, 01:33:05 PM

Actually it is quite the opposite. You are yet to prove nobody here does not. They are innocent until proven guilty. They claim to believe in FE, until you can prove that they do not, then it must be accepted that they do.

ORLY?  Aren't I innocent until proven guilty?  I claim that FES is a fake society.  Until you can prove that it is not, then it must be accepted that it is.

Nothing can be proven beyond a reasonable doubt, of course, when you stretch reasonable.  That is the nugget at the center of FES.  I can't prove that Mel Gibson is a whack job.  But a reasonable guess is that he is.  A reasonable guess is that FES members are not whack jobs, just fakers of varying ability, and occasional douchebags.

The evidence that you are wrong is the fact that there is zero evidence you are right.

Quote from: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 30, 2010, 03:09:06 PM

newton, I have to say (and I'm backed up by 4 pages of responses to your obvious trolling) you're almost as good as we are at arguing something you don't really believe.  Have you considered joining FES?  It seems to be right up your alley.

I'm here aren't I?

Indeed you are.  Welcome to FES.

Also, dongs.

fishy 

Quote from: Crustinator on July 30, 2010, 04:22:27 AM

Quote from: Ichimaru Gin :] on July 29, 2010, 09:03:16 PM

Quote from: newton on July 29, 2010, 09:02:02 PM

Quote from: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 29, 2010, 08:59:39 PM

The FES is a real society by the definition of the word from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/society :

Quote

3 a : an enduring and cooperating social group whose members have developed organized patterns of relationships through interaction with one another

/discussion

Again, nobody would dispute that Pam Anderson's fake tits are tits....

Words are coming out of your keyboard, but...

They aren't tits.

Dumb noob strikes again.

They are tits. Let me explain.

1 I only put tits in my mouth.
2 I would put Pamela Andersons front junk in my mouth
3 Therfore by 1 and 2 Pamela Andersons front junk is tits

Crusty must have a hard time eating.  Tell me Crusty, how do you get your nutrition?

Tits. I thought I made that clear.