How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?

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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2010, 04:56:40 PM »
Because I'm too poor to study in the UK and I feel like ranting about it to the Queen. I'm not sure what my point is just yet. I think I'll ask for granting me citizenship, omitting the procedures. That way I could get a student maintenance loan.
No, I don't think it'll work, I just don't have better things to do. Also, I will probably be contacting other important people, too.

Try researching Scottish Universities. There may be differences in entry requirements from English institutions.

Then you could petition Moonheid McFishface AKA Alex Salmond on your behalf.

And by the way it's not all degrees in stovies and sheep shagging. RGU is recognised as one of the top ten universities in Europe for placements in a relevant career worldwide.
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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2010, 01:25:00 AM »
Try researching Scottish Universities. There may be differences in entry requirements from English institutions.placements in a relevant career worldwide.
They're pretty much the same. I get a tuition grant instead of a tuition loan (bonus!), but I the living costs are higher (bad, since I can't get any loans/grants for that, and that's the problem here). Also, it's way too late to change my choices for this year.

What country are you a citizen of?
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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2010, 04:14:07 AM »
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one cannot exist without the other. Checks and balances dear boy, checks and balances. It's why we've never had a military coup.

Umm. Are you suggesting the Queen could stop a military coup?

All military personnel have loyalty to the Queen drummed into them, which dates back to when local lords would raise their own armies and then kick the king/queen's ass.

But that wouldn't stop the army trying to take over the country in then name of the crown, should they be so inclined.

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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2010, 08:53:45 AM »
As a Canadian, I am a loyal subject of the Queen. And in my country, the Queen (through the Governor General) does serve a purpose in certain difficult decisions. Although she most often acts upon the advice of the PM, there are occasions where she actually has to act upon the best interest of Canadians (e.g. the last proroguing). But the ultimate responsibility is to prevent the government from going crazy and acting irresponsibly toward the public.
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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2010, 10:46:05 AM »
Dear Betty,

I sit here wondering why you still have not brought back the death penalty, flogging and the stock for certain crimes.

May i suggest these crimes cover things as cow tipping, cooking pork in august and buying flying saucers.
Stop all this nonesense and bring on the lapdancers.
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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #35 on: July 28, 2010, 02:10:59 PM »
As a Canadian, I am a loyal subject of the Queen. And in my country, the Queen (through the Governor General) does serve a purpose in certain difficult decisions. Although she most often acts upon the advice of the PM, there are occasions where she actually has to act upon the best interest of Canadians (e.g. the last proroguing). But the ultimate responsibility is to prevent the government from going crazy and acting irresponsibly toward the public.

What prevents the Queen from going crazy and acting irresponsibly toward the public?
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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #36 on: July 28, 2010, 02:21:38 PM »
The government, duh
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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #37 on: July 28, 2010, 02:29:53 PM »
As a Canadian, I am a loyal subject of the Queen. And in my country, the Queen (through the Governor General) does serve a purpose in certain difficult decisions. Although she most often acts upon the advice of the PM, there are occasions where she actually has to act upon the best interest of Canadians (e.g. the last proroguing). But the ultimate responsibility is to prevent the government from going crazy and acting irresponsibly toward the public.

What prevents the Queen from going crazy and acting irresponsibly toward the public?

She's 84, so probably an afternoon nap.

Anyway like i posted earlier neither the Queen, the Lords or Commons can't do anything without the others say so I assume it's the same in the colonies

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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #38 on: July 28, 2010, 02:35:01 PM »
Anyway like i posted earlier neither the Queen, the Lords or Commons can't do anything without the others say so I assume it's the same in the colonies

I don't even think we have Lords or Commons here. We just have a Queen and our Parliament.
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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #39 on: July 28, 2010, 03:28:38 PM »
Anyway like i posted earlier neither the Queen, the Lords or Commons can't do anything without the others say so I assume it's the same in the colonies

I don't even think we have Lords or Commons here. We just have a Queen and our Parliament.

you surely have an upper and lower house?

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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #40 on: July 28, 2010, 03:44:23 PM »
you surely have an upper and lower house?

Yes, but they aren't called Lords and Commons.
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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #41 on: July 28, 2010, 03:51:48 PM »
you surely have an upper and lower house?

Yes, but they aren't called Lords and Commons.

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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2010, 04:04:10 PM »
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #43 on: July 28, 2010, 04:20:03 PM »
lawl. But seriously, the Canadian Senate is our version of the UK House of Lords. They are there to balance the common parliament in the same way that the Governor General balances both houses. As for the question of what happens if the Governor General goes crazy and acts against the public interest, along with the government (both houses)...we're fucked. There can be no guarantees in politics and government, but there can be steps that will reduce the chance of rash decision making. Like I've said somewhere else, its the reason for an entrenched constitution and a charter of rights and freedoms. Of course, any law (including entrenched law) can be changed through an amending formula, but it is so difficult to do that any change must be well thought out and heavily supported.

I think that the Queen of Canada also provides a key function that non-commonwealth states (e.g. the US) are lacking: honour and pageantry. The commonwealth (and particularly Canada's) system of honours and formality provides a sense of dignity to the realm. I think it is an excellent balance of the old school where honour was a real thing that determined the order of society and the new school of equality of opportunity.
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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #44 on: July 28, 2010, 04:43:36 PM »
honour and pageantry.

But she's only been to Canada about 20 times in all her reign.

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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #45 on: July 28, 2010, 04:50:23 PM »
honour and pageantry.

But she's only been to Canada about 20 times in all her reign.

True, but the Governor General is her representative, and performs royal duties. And my point was mostly about the system of honours and titles and so-on. The sovereign in Canada is the fount of all honours.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orders,_decorations,_and_medals_of_Canada
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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #46 on: July 28, 2010, 05:03:07 PM »
Yeah it just kinda seems pointless parading about when no one is watching. I don't know why you'd bother.

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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #47 on: July 28, 2010, 05:12:44 PM »
Yeah it just kinda seems pointless parading about when no one is watching. I don't know why you'd bother.

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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #48 on: July 28, 2010, 05:16:56 PM »
Yeah it just kinda seems pointless parading about when no one is watching. I don't know why you'd bother.

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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #49 on: July 28, 2010, 05:38:34 PM »
Yeah it just kinda seems pointless parading about when no one is watching. I don't know why you'd bother.

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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #50 on: July 29, 2010, 02:35:42 AM »
In that case you'd be better off writing to either the home or the foreign office, the Queen can't really do anything withuot parliamentary consent anyway.

And Parliament can't do anything without the queens consent. Aaaaaaahhh what a pickle.

Well, officially, but if the Queen actually used her powers she'd be out of her glitzy council estate in a heartbeat.


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one cannot exist without the other. Checks and balances dear boy, checks and balances. It's why we've never had a military coup.

Well, nominally. In reality the Queen is little more than a rubber stamp for parliament, look at the controvosy surrounding Charlie when he spoke out against the 'Chelsea Barracks' development. We like  our royals to be seen, not heard (Which is damaging as it takes away the 'check and balance' that sort of figurehead is supposed to provide)

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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #51 on: July 29, 2010, 02:49:57 AM »
In that case you'd be better off writing to either the home or the foreign office, the Queen can't really do anything withuot parliamentary consent anyway.

And Parliament can't do anything without the queens consent. Aaaaaaahhh what a pickle.

Well, officially, but if the Queen actually used her powers she'd be out of her glitzy council estate in a heartbeat.


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one cannot exist without the other. Checks and balances dear boy, checks and balances. It's why we've never had a military coup.

Well, nominally. In reality the Queen is little more than a rubber stamp for parliament, look at the controvosy surrounding Charlie when he spoke out against the 'Chelsea Barracks' development. We like  our royals to be seen, not heard (Which is damaging as it takes away the 'check and balance' that sort of figurehead is supposed to provide)

Charles isn't Queen (sic)


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Re: How does one write a letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II?
« Reply #52 on: July 29, 2010, 02:52:02 AM »
In that case you'd be better off writing to either the home or the foreign office, the Queen can't really do anything withuot parliamentary consent anyway.

And Parliament can't do anything without the queens consent. Aaaaaaahhh what a pickle.

Well, officially, but if the Queen actually used her powers she'd be out of her glitzy council estate in a heartbeat.


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one cannot exist without the other. Checks and balances dear boy, checks and balances. It's why we've never had a military coup.

Well, nominally. In reality the Queen is little more than a rubber stamp for parliament, look at the controvosy surrounding Charlie when he spoke out against the 'Chelsea Barracks' development. We like  our royals to be seen, not heard (Which is damaging as it takes away the 'check and balance' that sort of figurehead is supposed to provide)

Charles isn't Queen (sic)



True but I still think there'd be a similar 'constitutional argument' to be had even if he was king **shudders at the thought**