I'd just like to say that Mr Andy's bumping of this epic thread is a wonderful festive gift for which I am grateful.
Ok dude. Im not ignorent enough to call you an idiot or a dick. However i will ask for proof. Where is it? If not where is your source?
Cheers
The penguin is an evolutionary oddity. Excellent at catching fish, yet terrible at escaping predation (due to flightlessness and inadequate walking abilities), it is the perfect nutritional tool for the Ice Wall Guards. The penguins reap the energy of the sea by catching difficult fish, then they can be rounded up almost effortlessly, cooked and eaten.
The evidence comes in the utterly unconvincing fossil record allegedly left by the ancestors of penguins. We can trace human evolution from a common primate ancestor pretty well, filling in the missing links of homo ergaster, neanderthal and so on, but the same cannot be said for penguins. There are pretty much no missing links or fossil evidence of the natural evolution of the penguin.
Also, documentation of penguins actually existing before the mid-20th century is sketchy at best, and we can pretty much discount all records of them as faked. Scott of the Antarctic's journal, allegedly penned in 1912, for example, documents the existence of penguins. But Scott's journal also claims a South Pole conveniently in line with Round Earth Theory - and let's remember -
Scott, and HIS ENTIRE PARTY conveniently froze to death before returning to tell their story in person!! Clearly, he was murdered and his journal replaced with a fake, penguin documenting, Round Earth supporting one!
There are a few other bogus penguin reports pre-circa. 1960 which are debunkable on similar precedents.