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« Reply #240 on: December 30, 2006, 02:33:07 PM »
Quote from: "GeoGuy"
What part of "There is a grand total of one question posed that is not answered elsewhere on a daily basis" could be possibly be taken to mean "I won't answer his questions because there are too many of them"?


Because you ignored the subject of my question. You'd rather answer this thread because there is a one question in the original post, rather than the thread in my sig, which has several questions.
quot;Earth is flat because there is a conspiracy, and there is a conspiracy because the Earth is flat" - Makes sense, duh.

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=2955.0

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« Reply #241 on: December 30, 2006, 02:38:14 PM »
The one question I am talking about is in the thread in your signature, Xargo.

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« Reply #242 on: December 30, 2006, 02:47:22 PM »
Quote from: "GeoGuy"
The one question I am talking about is in the thread in your signature, Xargo.


Have you read the full post or did you just scroll through the page to notice "Why is there a conspiracy?" in bold, or are you just being a smartass? Not thinking you don't understand what my meaning was, I obviously meant all the points which the authout mentions. Explain them, as he wants you to, instead of wasting time in a not-to-change-anything-thread like this one here.

Edit: And I do hope you don't mean the quote above the link...
quot;Earth is flat because there is a conspiracy, and there is a conspiracy because the Earth is flat" - Makes sense, duh.

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=2955.0

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« Reply #243 on: January 15, 2007, 05:44:06 AM »
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How else do you explain that penguins are unable to fly, and why penguin fossil records are basically non-existant? There are no penguin fossils because penguins didn't evolve - they were MADE.


Then Ostriches must be genetically engineered as well, huh?

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« Reply #244 on: January 15, 2007, 09:13:24 AM »
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Then Ostriches must be genetically engineered as well, huh?


There's no reason to assume they were, since there would be no plausible motive for genetically engineering them. Also, unlike penguins they do have a natural escape/defense mechanism - they can run like the wind, and an ostrich can disembowel a man by kicking him. This suggests natural evolution.

The complete helplessness of penguins (of which flightlessness is a component) implies human design.
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« Reply #245 on: January 15, 2007, 09:35:17 AM »
Quote from: "Dogplatter"
How else do you explain that penguins are unable to fly, and why penguin fossil records are basically non-existant? There are no penguin fossils because penguins didn't evolve - they were MADE.


Yeah or they evolved on Antartica and the remains are on the bottom of an ice cold ocean or dozens of meters under the ice...
And why would a pinguin need to fly, when it's food source is under sea level? I suppose you say a ostrich was made aswell, since they're unable to fly?

If that was just a joke of yours, i apologize for this.

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« Reply #246 on: January 15, 2007, 09:37:00 AM »
Quote from: "Dogplatter"


The complete helplessness of penguins (of which flightlessness is a component) implies human design.


Penguins can swim verywell, and catch fish very well, isnt this just prove for evolution.??

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« Reply #247 on: January 15, 2007, 09:41:55 AM »
for their natural environment, they are properly evolved, an ostrich has to deal with various types of predators that would try to eat their eggs. Penguins are not threatened by any landbased animal, however, they are threatened at sea by the lion seal which resides in the water. Penguins are highly adapted to being in water. They can swim hella fast.

Oh and dogplatter? the oldest known penguin fossil is....  62 million years old

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« Reply #248 on: January 15, 2007, 09:42:56 AM »
for their natural environment, they are properly evolved, an ostrich has to deal with various types of predators that would try to eat their eggs. Penguins are not threatened by any landbased animal, however, they are threatened at sea by the lion seal which resides in the water. Penguins are highly adapted to being in water. They can swim hella fast.

Oh and dogplatter? the oldest known penguin fossil is....  62 million years old.
Do you think they were genetically engineered then? OH NO! The russians invented a time machine :o OR maybe it was the dinosaurs :o

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« Reply #249 on: January 15, 2007, 10:52:36 AM »
Quote from: "Dogplatter"
Penguins were actually created in the 1960's by Russian scientists who combined the DNA of otters and birds.
The presence of penguins around the ice wall is actually a clever means of providing a reliable food source for conspiracy staff stationed there.

Penguins were deliberately engineered to be very easy to catch (hence their lack of flight), but also to be extremely efficient at catching and eating fish. It is economically easier for conspiracy ice-wall guards to have penguins indirectly harvest fish for them, then shoot or trap the fish-filled penguins with ease.

In answer to your other question - yes, March of the Penguins was filmed in a studio. Those penguins were probably animatronic replicas though, because the government can't afford to use large numbers of penguins except for feeding ice-wall guards.


Wow that is soo gay and yet soo funny dude you should be writing like science fiction comedy books or something what an imagination

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« Reply #250 on: January 15, 2007, 11:06:59 AM »
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Quote from: "Dogplatter"
Penguins were actually created in the 1960's by Russian scientists who combined the DNA of otters and birds.
The presence of penguins around the ice wall is actually a clever means of providing a reliable food source for conspiracy staff stationed there.

Penguins were deliberately engineered to be very easy to catch (hence their lack of flight), but also to be extremely efficient at catching and eating fish. It is economically easier for conspiracy ice-wall guards to have penguins indirectly harvest fish for them, then shoot or trap the fish-filled penguins with ease.

In answer to your other question - yes, March of the Penguins was filmed in a studio. Those penguins were probably animatronic replicas though, because the government can't afford to use large numbers of penguins except for feeding ice-wall guards.


Wow that is soo gay and yet soo funny dude you should be writing like science fiction comedy books or something what an imagination


Last I checked, stories couldn't have sexual orientations.  Maybe you should get yourself checked out if you believe that letters can reproduce.

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« Reply #251 on: January 15, 2007, 11:24:48 AM »
Quote from: "me"
for their natural environment, they are properly evolved, an ostrich has to deal with various types of predators that would try to eat their eggs. Penguins are not threatened by any landbased animal, however, they are threatened at sea by the lion seal which resides in the water. Penguins are highly adapted to being in water. They can swim hella fast.

Oh and dogplatter? the oldest known penguin fossil is....  62 million years old.
Do you think they were genetically engineered then? OH NO! The russians invented a time machine :o OR maybe it was the dinosaurs :o


Lmao, they'll be saying that fossils are hand made next  :lol:

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« Reply #252 on: January 15, 2007, 04:41:12 PM »
Museum of Natural History has completely lied to me. :cry:



Yeah right... :roll:

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« Reply #253 on: January 16, 2007, 12:21:11 PM »
Quote from: "me"
for their natural environment, they are properly evolved, an ostrich has to deal with various types of predators that would try to eat their eggs. Penguins are not threatened by any landbased animal, however, they are threatened at sea by the lion seal which resides in the water. Penguins are highly adapted to being in water. They can swim hella fast.


They're threatened by man, and they can't escape him at all well, entirely by design.

Quote from: "me"

Oh and dogplatter? the oldest known penguin fossil is....  62 million years old


Oldest known or oldest fabricated?

The first verifiable, legitimate records of penguin existence come mid-20th century.


Quote from: "Sanirius"
Yeah or they evolved on Antartica and the remains are on the bottom of an ice cold ocean or dozens of meters under the ice...



Ice is one of the best fossil preserving conditions in natural history, alongside tar and others.

The frozenness of Antarctica doubley implicates man as a penguin-engineerer - we have tons of fossils for animals which died in warm areas brimming with decompository life, yet comparitively few for penguins which surely should have been even more prone to preservation.

Quote from: "Sanirius"

And why would a pinguin need to fly, when it's food source is under sea level? I suppose you say a ostrich was made aswell, since they're unable to fly?


Leapord seals can flop around on land. And men can hunt penguins.
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« Reply #254 on: October 04, 2007, 12:32:44 PM »
On FES, you attack a strawman. In Soviet Russia, the strawman attacks you
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« Reply #255 on: October 04, 2007, 04:44:26 PM »
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for their natural environment, they are properly evolved, an ostrich has to deal with various types of predators that would try to eat their eggs. Penguins are not threatened by any landbased animal, however, they are threatened at sea by the lion seal which resides in the water. Penguins are highly adapted to being in water. They can swim hella fast.

They're threatened by man, and they can't escape him at all well, entirely by design.

Quote from: me
Oh and dogplatter? the oldest known penguin fossil is....  62 million years old

Oldest known or oldest fabricated?

The first verifiable, legitimate records of penguin existence come mid-20th century.


Quote from: Sanirius
Yeah or they evolved on Antartica and the remains are on the bottom of an ice cold ocean or dozens of meters under the ice...


Ice is one of the best fossil preserving conditions in natural history, alongside tar and others.

The frozenness of Antarctica doubley implicates man as a penguin-engineerer - we have tons of fossils for animals which died in warm areas brimming with decompository life, yet comparitively few for penguins which surely should have been even more prone to preservation.

Quote from: Sanirius
And why would a pinguin need to fly, when it's food source is under sea level? I suppose you say a ostrich was made aswell, since they're unable to fly?

Leapord seals can flop around on land. And men can hunt penguins.
They are not completely defenceless to humans, dodos however, were.

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« Reply #256 on: June 19, 2008, 06:06:29 AM »
Dinosaurs sailing.
You guys are fucking insane.
Really a) needa see somebody about it, or b) get out more.
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Re: antartica
« Reply #257 on: June 19, 2008, 06:09:12 AM »
NO U

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« Reply #258 on: June 19, 2008, 06:30:04 AM »
Dinosaurs sailing.
You guys are fucking insane.
Really a) needa see somebody about it, or b) get out more.

Three ad hominems in one post! Truly the hallmark of a sound argument.
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Re: antartica
« Reply #259 on: June 19, 2008, 06:43:29 AM »
Needa is also a weak word.

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« Reply #260 on: June 19, 2008, 06:45:40 AM »
Extinct penguin fossil

I believe you, butt those guys are probebly going to say: 'It all an conspyrasy,'

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« Reply #261 on: June 19, 2008, 07:02:42 AM »
naw. that would be lame

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« Reply #262 on: June 19, 2008, 10:28:18 AM »
Hey all, my name is Mike McConnell and I have a interesting conundrum to present all of the members of the Flat Earth Society with. I am a geologist with the USGS that has recently returned from a six month stay at the Casey Station in Antarctica ( 66° 16′ 54″ S, 110° 31′ 28″ E ) where I was studying the "Law Dome" ( 66° 44′ 0″ S, 112° 50′ 0″ E ) which is actually a very intriguing formation which is basically a mini Antarctic ice cap. While I spent a majority of my time in and around the Casey Station or the Law Dome, I did venture with others much deeper into the continent to explore other formations via helicopter and even on foot at times. I do my best to maintain an open mind to all theories, but I find it hard to believe in this "Ice Wall" considering I just got back from spending half a year on this continent. I did not experience any guards, or actually much of any living being the deeper I got into this very unforgiving landscape. I am curious to what possible explanations you can offer to my experience. Thank you for your time. - Mike

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« Reply #263 on: June 19, 2008, 10:31:42 AM »
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Crimson you just made me think of another thing that helps disprove unimportants FE theory statement that antarctica is a ring shaped continent.

Assuming that FE theory believes the  supercontinent Pangaea existed at some point and that antarctica is actually just a big ring shaped continent that surrounds the rest of the earth.

This presents a problem because in order for Pangaea to have broken apart the outer ring (antarctica in the FE model) would have had to expand, providing space for the other continents to move into.  How could a ring of land increase its radius without breaking at some point?

We can therefore conclude that Pangea didn't exist. And before you try and use fossil evidence to debunk this - the fact that dinosaur fossils are spread out in confusing ways reflects the fact that dinosaurs were actually much more highly advanced than we think they were - they had mastered the technology of intercontinental travel. Heck, they probably knew about the ice wall too, and who knows, their governments (if they had any) were probably surpressing it even back then.

ARE YOU CRAZY?! Pangea existed!! Phsyco.
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« Reply #264 on: June 19, 2008, 10:39:15 AM »
Hey all, my name is Mike McConnell and I have a interesting conundrum to present all of the members of the Flat Earth Society with. I am a geologist with the USGS that has recently returned from a six month stay at the Casey Station in Antarctica ( 66° 16′ 54″ S, 110° 31′ 28″ E ) where I was studying the "Law Dome" ( 66° 44′ 0″ S, 112° 50′ 0″ E ) which is actually a very intriguing formation which is basically a mini Antarctic ice cap. While I spent a majority of my time in and around the Casey Station or the Law Dome, I did venture with others much deeper into the continent to explore other formations via helicopter and even on foot at times. I do my best to maintain an open mind to all theories, but I find it hard to believe in this "Ice Wall" considering I just got back from spending half a year on this continent. I did not experience any guards, or actually much of any living being the deeper I got into this very unforgiving landscape. I am curious to what possible explanations you can offer to my experience. Thank you for your time. - Mike
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Re: antartica
« Reply #265 on: June 19, 2008, 10:41:19 AM »
Quote from: Sepulchre
Crimson you just made me think of another thing that helps disprove unimportants FE theory statement that antarctica is a ring shaped continent.

Assuming that FE theory believes the  supercontinent Pangaea existed at some point and that antarctica is actually just a big ring shaped continent that surrounds the rest of the earth.

This presents a problem because in order for Pangaea to have broken apart the outer ring (antarctica in the FE model) would have had to expand, providing space for the other continents to move into.  How could a ring of land increase its radius without breaking at some point?

We can therefore conclude that Pangea didn't exist. And before you try and use fossil evidence to debunk this - the fact that dinosaur fossils are spread out in confusing ways reflects the fact that dinosaurs were actually much more highly advanced than we think they were - they had mastered the technology of intercontinental travel. Heck, they probably knew about the ice wall too, and who knows, their governments (if they had any) were probably surpressing it even back then.

ARE YOU CRAZY?! Pangea existed!! Phsyco.

Is the bold word an intentional typo?

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« Reply #266 on: June 19, 2008, 10:43:37 AM »
Typo. How'd that S get there? I'll fix it later.

Anyways Dogplatter, show me proof that Pangea didn't exist.
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« Reply #267 on: June 19, 2008, 10:53:59 AM »
Penguins were actually created in the 1960's by Russian scientists who combined the DNA of otters and birds.
The presence of penguins around the ice wall is actually a clever means of providing a reliable food source for conspiracy staff stationed there.

Penguins were deliberately engineered to be very easy to catch (hence their lack of flight), but also to be extremely efficient at catching and eating fish. It is economically easier for conspiracy ice-wall guards to have penguins indirectly harvest fish for them, then shoot or trap the fish-filled penguins with ease.

In answer to your other question - yes, March of the Penguins was filmed in a studio. Those penguins were probably animatronic replicas though, because the government can't afford to use large numbers of penguins except for feeding ice-wall guards.

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« Reply #268 on: June 19, 2008, 03:33:55 PM »
I REALLY hope that Dogplatter doesn't believe that. If he does then well...I can't trust anything that he says.
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« Reply #269 on: June 19, 2008, 04:58:26 PM »
I REALLY hope that Dogplatter doesn't believe that. If he does then well...I can't trust anything that he says.

I don't give a damn who you trust. The trust you've laid in the scientific elite sets a precedent for the rest of your trust. If that's the caliber of your trust, I don't want any of it.

The thing which you're too blinkered to even realised, though, is that I don't want you to trust me. I don't want you to trust anyone. I want you to find out for yourself.
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