ok, fine, I'll bite. I'm one...
To put it simply and clearly, do not talk about newtonian gravity on this site. The FEers believe it does not exist and is completely wrong and not even worth discussing, even as an approximation to what we see. Whenever you talk gravity on this site think ONLY of general relativity.
If you re-read all the FE-ers answers with this in mind... their answers won't seem so crazy. Pedantic, yes, crazy and wrong, no.
That said...
Why the FE'ers accept GR as an explanation of how "gravity" does its stuff is still beyond me. Fine... mass warps space in a way that makes it look like there's a gravitational attraction between 2 bodies. But WHY does mass warp space? I doubt physics will ever answer that. It's a crazy question for physics.
Want to fast forward through a bunch of these sort of discussions? Here goes...
FE'er... what's the value of PI?
RE'er #1 it's 3.14
FE'er: WRONG
RE'er #2 it's 3.14159
FE'er: WRONG
RE'er #3 it's 3.1415926
FE'er: WRONG
RE'er #4 it's 3.1415926536
FE'er: WRONG
RE'er #5: PI is an irrational number whose value can never be fully expressed in a decimal form though it's value is approximately 3.1415926536
FE'er: yea, ok, but what IS it?
it appears to me that FE'ers believe any answer that's not 100% correct is 100% incorrect. Saying PI is 3.14159 is as wrong as saying PI is 42.