The ultimate proof AGAINST the flat earth theory!

Greetings fellow FE:ers. I love to think about all the theories about the earth being flat. I also love bugging my friends who can't prove I'm wrong. But now I think I got a theory that may prove that the earth isn't flat.

You say that the reason that people can't just walk off the earth and fall into space is because it's surrounded by a large mountain-chain, covered in ice, protected by guards from the government. It would take many guards to protect the whole chain. You also say that the point of keeping this flat earth theory a secret is because the government earn huge amounts of money on it, on space projects etc.

Wouldn't it cost bigger amounts of money to pay all those guards to guard the mountain-chain. And who would voluntary have the job protecting the chain? And is it just a coincident that NO ONE of all these guards are masters of keeping secrets? No one has ever taken pictures of the chain and tried to prove to the rest of the world that the earth indeed is flat?

Would be nice to have some answers to that. 'Cause that's mainly the reason why people don't even bother to think about the theory when you tell them about it.

Thanks in advance!

//Zawyer

Would be nice to have some answers to that. 'Cause that's mainly the reason why people are just spoofing this theory away, when you tell them about it.

People are spoofing our theory? 

In answer to the question: the ice wall is not guarded.  We have just never been to the outer edge of the disk.

Quote from: Zawyer on December 15, 2007, 04:31:19 PM

Would be nice to have some answers to that. 'Cause that's mainly the reason why people are just spoofing this theory away, when you tell them about it.

People are spoofing our theory? 

In answer to the question: the ice wall is not guarded.  We have just never been to the outer edge of the disk.

Sorry I wrote wrong. I didn't mean spoofing.

Change the title to "More Conspiracy Bullshit".

I'm wrong.

That's the first thing I saw when I opened this thread.

Quote from: Zawyer on December 15, 2007, 04:31:19 PM

Would be nice to have some answers to that. 'Cause that's mainly the reason why people are just spoofing this theory away, when you tell them about it.

People are spoofing our theory? 

In answer to the question: the ice wall is not guarded.  We have just never been to the outer edge of the disk.

Yup, I am

http://z4.invisionfree.com/Theflatmarssociety/index.php?act=idx

Can you please stop talking shit and answer the God damn question. The last time I read the FAQ on this forum there were guards from the government protecting the ice wall... You changed that?

No, Godzilla guards it now

What you just said is just another proof that this site is a joke.

When visited this site a couple of years ago, it wasn't this big. Just a few links, a FAQ and stuff.
One link lead to a site where a guy explained that the earth was indeed flat at the begginging, but became round after a TV-company had distorted it. He and his friends had to dig through the earths "shell" along a timezoneline to restore it.

Something like that.

Oh yeah: In the FAQ, the answer to the question "What is at the edge of the earth" was "Probably nazis and green-skinned women".

I wonder how serious this so called "society" actually is.

To be honest I think this site was started as some kind of joke, but it became more and more serious and people started to work on "beliveable" theories and it became what it is today.

You're talking about a conspiracy.  The conspiracy has no evidence behind it.  It can change in the blink of an eye to fit any new needs so just STFU - we already have enough of these completely retarded threads.

If you don't have any evidence of a conspircay how can you even say there is one?

I'm part of the conspiracy, remember?

I'm part of the conspiracy, remember?

How the hell would I be able to remember if you haven't even told yet. Stupid assholes, answer my questions (if you can?) instead of arguing with sarcastic jokes.

This thread does not exist when my monitor goes off.

This thread does not exist when my monitor goes off.

Good to know, good to know.

And knowing is half the battle.

Uh oh, G. I. Joe has had his, uh, her operation!

If you don't have any evidence of a conspircay how can you even say there is one?

(LOL spelling)
The fact that the Earth is Flat means there must be a conspiracy.

She can give my snake eye luck any time! (Even giant robots like sexy chicks with weapons and battle armour! *pant*)

ESRB is screaming.

Hahaha! You can't answer my question! I knew this whole site was a joke!

Woohooo I won!

Allright!

Fail.

Hahaha! You can't answer my question! I knew this whole site was a joke!

Woohooo I won!

Allright!

You're an idiot.  Please jump off a bridge.

I am an observer.

The "FE'ers" seem to post "fail" whenever an argument cannot be verbalized any other way. That, or "the logic is in some book".

I have a theory of what the conspiracy really is, and why it exists.

I don't see any FE'ers anywhere in the thread...

Ok, I'll take a swing at it...

The idea of the "ice wall" is just one of many theories in FE.

My theory (and obviously I do not speak for the rest of the FEers) is that space ends on the other side of the earth. Note that ALL points can be differentiable and yet the overall space can be bounded. It is possible that when you get to the edge you just emerge smoothly out at another point. Kind of like going through a Klein bottle except your insides don't suddenly show up outside your skin.

The "ice wall" may just be a way to explain the edge to people who do not understand non-Euclidean geometry.

Before you go calling me crazy, remember that almost all current cosmological theories posit a bounded universe. The "edge" I'm going with is something RE people obviously use when it suits them.

And if you do understand what I am talking about, before you go off into a tangent about what "flat" means, the only thing I'm claiming is that the surface of the earth is not homeomorphic to a 2-sphere.

She can give my snake eye luck any time! (Even giant robots like sexy chicks with weapons and battle armour! *pant*)

Have the batteries ran out on your matrix cube?

Quote from: Optimus Prime on December 18, 2007, 03:21:20 PM

She can give my snake eye luck any time! (Even giant robots like sexy chicks with weapons and battle armour! *pant*)

Have the batteries ran out on your matrix cube?

You kidding? We're still looking around for alternate energy sources... Dur@cell just don't cut the mustard... besides.. the Matrix will always be fine indefinately... it's those pesky Energon cubes that keep us busy. And, hot chicks.