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RE floating oceans.

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #480 on: October 31, 2007, 04:22:58 AM »
Yep. Smarticus can't be that retarded, seriously.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #481 on: October 31, 2007, 05:19:20 AM »
Ah Ha OK then its not that gravity works differently in water, the thing is the water is denser then we and many other things are so that makes us float on the water the same reason helium balloons rise. Water is heavier then air so it falls. Helium is lighter than air so it rises. But as i said before water is denser then we are some we float.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #482 on: October 31, 2007, 05:29:55 AM »
Ah Ha OK then its not that gravity works differently in water, the thing is the water is denser then we and many other things are so that makes us float on the water the same reason helium balloons rise. Water is heavier then air so it falls. Helium is lighter than air so it rises. But as i said before water is denser then we are some we float.

err, no we don't. Unless we can swim, we sink. Unless we're in the dead sea.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #483 on: October 31, 2007, 05:40:51 AM »
I meant that humans can float ok.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #484 on: October 31, 2007, 05:54:16 AM »
but we don't. Otherwise we wouldn't drown.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #485 on: October 31, 2007, 06:05:41 AM »
We are roughly the same density as water. Wood is less dense, so floats, because it's weight is less than the water it displaces.

However, floating ocean theory = retarded.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #486 on: October 31, 2007, 06:09:03 AM »
i know this. But try laying in a swimming pool on your back, without moving your body and let me know if you sink. Trust me, you will.

If I remember correctly, the reason dead bodies float is something to do with the body becoming bloated by something or other. I really don't know, it's just an outlandish claim with no evidence.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #487 on: October 31, 2007, 06:15:52 AM »
So, how does that indicate that 'gravity' works differently in air than it does in a vacuum?

It doesn't, but someone who did not know about gravity would say: "Oh!  Look!  The force that makes the rock fall makes the balloon go up!   That force must have a different effect on it!"

It doesn't, gravity is always the same, but the air counteracts gravity and "pushes" the balloon up, therefore the medium is sort of changing the effect of gravity on the object.

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #488 on: October 31, 2007, 06:17:35 AM »
i know this. But try laying in a swimming pool on your back, without moving your body and let me know if you sink. Trust me, you will.

If I remember correctly, the reason dead bodies float is something to do with the body becoming bloated by something or other. I really don't know, it's just an outlandish claim with no evidence.

It's to do with bacteria in the body breaking down dead tissue and producing gas, which becomes trapped. This increases the volume without increasing the weight much, so the density is reduced, hence floating.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #489 on: October 31, 2007, 10:25:08 AM »
Let's see if we can make this 26 pages long.  ;)
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #490 on: October 31, 2007, 10:44:12 AM »
Smarticus is way smarter than all of you
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #491 on: October 31, 2007, 10:45:42 AM »
Smarticus is way smarter than all of you
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #492 on: October 31, 2007, 10:46:50 AM »
He is a legend and a god
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #493 on: October 31, 2007, 11:33:57 AM »
He is pretty smart, apparently.

Page 26!!
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #494 on: October 31, 2007, 12:44:37 PM »
:o Gen. Gayer, are you serious? Consider that Smarticus thinks oceans would float into the air against the force of gravity. That's mean to say he's higher up on the chain of intelligence.  :(
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #495 on: October 31, 2007, 12:47:03 PM »
Just because he says he thinks oceans float, doesn;t mean he actually does.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #496 on: October 31, 2007, 12:48:45 PM »
EVERYONE STOP! Just stop posting! Narc is just using us in his game of chess. Where all his pawns and he the queen!
Tom Bishop: "The earth cuts the universe in half."

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #497 on: October 31, 2007, 01:04:54 PM »
Your face is squished.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #498 on: October 31, 2007, 01:36:25 PM »
EVERYONE STOP! Just stop posting! Narc is just using us in his game of chess. Where all his pawns and he the queen!

Must..........not.............post...............AARGHHasdaweqwregfasd*^&*&#$....No...no...it's too powerful. Anyway, he stopped posting as "Smarticus" so we can just relax now.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #499 on: October 31, 2007, 03:37:11 PM »
:o Gen. Gayer, are you serious? Consider that Smarticus thinks oceans would float into the air against the force of gravity. That's mean to say he's higher up on the chain of intelligence.  :(

Am I ever serious?
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #500 on: October 31, 2007, 03:47:04 PM »
Give it up for Smarticus for the best bullshit forum i have ever read!!
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #501 on: October 31, 2007, 03:48:05 PM »
woo someone gets it!
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #502 on: October 31, 2007, 03:50:00 PM »
Give it up for Smarticus for the best bullshit forum i have ever read!!
I SAID STOP POSTING!!! Narc is the queen and we're the pawns in his sick, sick, sick game of cheese.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #503 on: October 31, 2007, 06:23:58 PM »
but we don't. Otherwise we wouldn't drown.

CAN key word CAN Humans can float that doesn't mean all of us do though.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #504 on: November 01, 2007, 12:20:21 AM »
Give it up for Smarticus for the best bullshit forum i have ever read!!
I SAID STOP POSTING!!! Narc is the queen and we're the pawns in his sick, sick, sick game of cheese.
l0l smarticus is a girl


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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #505 on: November 01, 2007, 01:35:33 AM »
Narc is a girl silly
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #506 on: November 01, 2007, 08:34:25 AM »
Wow was doing a school project on flat earth vs round earth, and was reading through the forum, when i found this interesting topic, and had to register lol

well anyways flat earth society almost had me there, because I was just reading and the argument that the round earth people gave were the same thing and they really did not refute this at all.

Ok, this is what I think.

I totally agree with smarticus when he said water is weightless in water, but for that to actually make the water fly around it  means that the the condition of water having to be in water has to be met at all times.

If we assume that the water does float because it is not affected by gravity, as soon as the part of the water start flying off, the outside is exposed from water and is not weightless anymore, meaning that gravity starts to work on the water again. Assuming that what smarticus said is true (which i am assuming) giant body of water still does not fly because every time it affect of gravity get canceled by buoyancy force and start to fly, the molecules that seperate from the other water molecule get affected by gravity instantaneously.

Which is my conclusion :P  thus this argument cannot be used against re  cause it has a flaw xD (and yes my english is bad gosh ...)

This is the same contention all RE'ers have. Sadly, when the oceans float they remain within themselves. So yes, this condition would always be met. I challenged RE'ers to show otherwise and I have yet to see any evidence of a single molecule of water within the oceans that is not, within the oceans. The second RE'ers realize that all water within the oceans are, by definition, within the oceans; they will see why the oceans MUST float on the RE model.

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #507 on: November 01, 2007, 08:57:04 AM »
but we don't. Otherwise we wouldn't drown.

CAN key word CAN Humans can float that doesn't mean all of us do though.

No, we can only float by using our bodies to displace the water (correct terminology?). We do not float because we are less dense than it.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #508 on: November 01, 2007, 09:03:32 AM »
I can float on my back. Or with those foam toys. Either way you're wrong.

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #509 on: November 01, 2007, 09:05:59 AM »
No, I'm not.
if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
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