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RE floating oceans.

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #360 on: October 22, 2007, 12:48:21 AM »
I think this is officially a stalemate due to lack of an intelligent and logical argument. We should declare this thread officially:

Proof that Smarticus has a level of intelligence rivalled only by garden tools, and that nothing he has said/will ever say can be taken seriously again.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #361 on: October 22, 2007, 04:42:03 AM »
I think this is officially a stalemate due to lack of an intelligent and logical argument. We should declare this thread officially:

Proof that Smarticus has a level of intelligence rivalled only by garden tools, and that nothing he has said/will ever say can be taken seriously again.
Amen.


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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #362 on: October 22, 2007, 04:46:13 AM »
Please Lock This Topic Now Someone.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #363 on: October 22, 2007, 04:55:13 AM »
No dude, we need to keep it open so Smarticus can post a response
if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #364 on: October 22, 2007, 04:59:03 AM »
No dude, we need to keep it open so Smarticus can post a response
Or so we can flame him enough to make him believe that this thread is all BS and his ideas are all wrong.


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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #365 on: October 22, 2007, 05:56:35 AM »
No dude, we need to keep it open so Smarticus can post a response
Or so we can flame him enough to make him believe that this thread is all BS and his ideas are all wrong.

We will make him realise his ideas are wrong.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #366 on: October 22, 2007, 07:23:55 AM »
ULTIMATE RE FLOATING OCEANS DISPROVEMENT

CASE 1: FE

The Earth is accelerated upward by the UA.
The Earth is pushed into water.
The water is buoyant relative to itself but not to anything else, and is therefore null and void.

This is absolutely correct.


CASE 2: RE
Water is accelerated into the Earth by gravity.
Water rests upon a denser medium, the ground.
The water is buoyant relative to itself but not to anything else, and is therefore null and void.

This is absolutely false. The water never needs to rest on the ground. This is since it can rest on itself as it is buoyant within its own medium.

(NOTE TO THEENGINEER - [/thread])
If only he could save you so easily.


So wait, if the oceans can float in RE but not in FE AND they are not floating...





We will make him realise his ideas are wrong.

Not with your ideas or funny spellings, do try harder.










It takes like 18 of you ganged up against me and you still lose? Maybe you guys should try another tactic. Might I suggest supporting a true model of the earth?

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #367 on: October 22, 2007, 07:31:03 AM »
It takes like 18 of you ganged up against me and you still lose? Maybe you guys should try another tactic. Might I suggest supporting a true model of the earth?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ..Hahahahhh... Ahah.

I seriously hope you're kidding, or otherwise you're pretty damn pathetic.


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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #368 on: October 22, 2007, 07:35:55 AM »
To expand upon the mental shortcomings of Narcberry, this was my favorite:
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=12866.0
If I was asked to imagine a perfect deity, I would never invent one that suffers from a multiple personality disorder. Christians get points for originality there.

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #369 on: October 22, 2007, 07:39:45 AM »
To expand upon the mental shortcomings of Narcberry, this was my favorite:
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=12866.0
XD that totally cracked me up.

"Are you saying that the circumference of your round earth does not travel an exact 360 degress?", rotfl, what a moron.


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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #370 on: October 22, 2007, 08:54:58 AM »
Haha, I know you have to be pretending to be so stupid, Smarticus, since if you actually had such a level of intelligence you would be unable to use a keyboard.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #371 on: October 22, 2007, 09:32:48 AM »
CASE 2: RE
Water is accelerated into the Earth by gravity.
Water rests upon a denser medium, the ground.
The water is buoyant relative to itself but not to anything else, and is therefore null and void.

This is absolutely false. The water never needs to rest on the ground. This is since it can rest on itself as it is buoyant within its own medium.

RETARD. 

Q: What is the bottommost layer resting on if the oceans were floating?
A: Air.

Q: Is water denser or less dense than air?
A: Denser.

Q: Therefore, will water sink in air or rise in air?  (HINT: Think rain)
A: Sink.

Q: Therefore, water should not float on RE, no?
A: Correct.

Q: What is Narcberry's IQ?
A: ERROR: 0.000000000000001e-99

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #372 on: October 22, 2007, 10:08:49 AM »
CASE 2: RE
Water is accelerated into the Earth by gravity.
Water rests upon a denser medium, the ground.
The water is buoyant relative to itself but not to anything else, and is therefore null and void.

This is absolutely false. The water never needs to rest on the ground. This is since it can rest on itself as it is buoyant within its own medium.

RETARD. 

Q: What is the bottommost layer resting on if the oceans were floating?
A: Air.

Q: Is water denser or less dense than air?
A: Denser.

Q: Therefore, will water sink in air or rise in air?  (HINT: Think rain)
A: Sink.

Q: Therefore, water should not float on RE, no?
A: Correct.

Q: What is Narcberry's IQ?
A: ERROR: 0.000000000000001e-99

Wrong.

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #373 on: October 22, 2007, 10:09:47 AM »
CASE 2: RE
Water is accelerated into the Earth by gravity.
Water rests upon a denser medium, the ground.
The water is buoyant relative to itself but not to anything else, and is therefore null and void.

This is absolutely false. The water never needs to rest on the ground. This is since it can rest on itself as it is buoyant within its own medium.

RETARD. 

Q: What is the bottommost layer resting on if the oceans were floating?
A: Air.

Q: Is water denser or less dense than air?
A: Denser.

Q: Therefore, will water sink in air or rise in air?  (HINT: Think rain)
A: Sink.

Q: Therefore, water should not float on RE, no?
A: Correct.

Q: What is Narcberry's IQ?
A: ERROR: 0.000000000000001e-99

Wrong.
Prove it, you asstard.


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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #374 on: October 22, 2007, 01:19:28 PM »
I will save my energy while it disproves itself.

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #375 on: October 22, 2007, 01:22:02 PM »
Attempting to give a damn..............damn not given.
Tom Bishop: "The earth cuts the universe in half."

Narcberry (smarticus): "Oceans are free from gravity."

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #376 on: October 22, 2007, 01:38:31 PM »
20 pages, where are the RE'ers now? I guess I'd be hiding too.

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #377 on: October 22, 2007, 01:43:17 PM »
We, minus myself, are all in therapy, recovering from ORS, over reading stupidity.
Tom Bishop: "The earth cuts the universe in half."

Narcberry (smarticus): "Oceans are free from gravity."

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #378 on: October 22, 2007, 01:50:21 PM »
Let me just ask this of you Smarticus, roughly when will your IQ descend to the point where you will start bashing your keybaord with a rock?

It appears it is impossible for you to actually learn anything, since the evidence against your frankly idiotic claim has been posted a thousand times over. So I shall say this:

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So, Smarticus, you agree that:
a) If water was buoyant in itself, and therefore can float into the air, the same logic can be applied to all matter, so it can be assumed all matter would fly appart.
b) On both RE and FE, by your reckoning, water should float in the air because it is weightless in itself.
c) since they do not float in the air, you are a retard.
d) Because you are a retard, the Earth cannot be flat, and so must be round.

So RE wins!!
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #379 on: October 22, 2007, 02:10:45 PM »
No dude, the oceans are floating on the vacuum of space - bouyant in themselves and weightless.
if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #380 on: October 22, 2007, 05:05:21 PM »
Smarticus may have a point.  His 200 brain cells have been floating around his head at random for quite a while now.

Oh... wait.  According to his argument, if they're floating like that, the RE model is the true model.

Paradoxes, contradictions, and trolling make the world go flat.

The amount of time we've all wasted our lives for on this is a real shame.

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #381 on: October 22, 2007, 05:14:23 PM »
CASE 2: RE
Water is accelerated into the Earth by gravity.
Water rests upon a denser medium, the ground.
The water is buoyant relative to itself but not to anything else, and is therefore null and void.

This is absolutely false. The water never needs to rest on the ground. This is since it can rest on itself as it is buoyant within its own medium.

RETARD. 

Q: What is the bottommost layer resting on if the oceans were floating?
A: Air.

Q: Is water denser or less dense than air?
A: Denser.

Q: Therefore, will water sink in air or rise in air?  (HINT: Think rain)
A: Sink.

Q: Therefore, water should not float on RE, no?
A: Correct.

Q: What is Narcberry's IQ?
A: ERROR: 0.000000000000001e-99

Wrong.
So air is denser and rain falls up? Ha!
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #382 on: October 22, 2007, 05:18:03 PM »
Narc,

Give a reason why water will not sink in air.

Sure, a water particle is buoyant in water, but water ain't buoyant in air.

GIVE UP.

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #383 on: October 22, 2007, 05:35:00 PM »
Narc,

Give a reason why water will not sink in air.

Sure, a water particle is buoyant in water, but water ain't buoyant in air.

GIVE UP.
Of course it is! That's why rain falls up! The government just wants us to think it falls down.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #384 on: October 22, 2007, 06:56:10 PM »
Sure, a water particle is buoyant in water, but water ain't buoyant in air.

Pff, you don't know that. The Earth is accelerating into the water after all!!
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #385 on: October 22, 2007, 06:58:18 PM »
Sure, a water particle is buoyant in water, but water ain't buoyant in air.

Pff, you don't know that. The Earth is accelerating into the water after all!!
The water is accelerating to earth due to gravity after all. (again screw you Engineer)
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #386 on: October 22, 2007, 07:00:41 PM »
All you have to say is gravitation and you solve the incorrectness of your statement.

For a decent explanation: http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=17401.60
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #387 on: October 22, 2007, 07:03:17 PM »
By saying that you provoked me to say it more.

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #388 on: October 22, 2007, 07:04:29 PM »
All you have to say is gravitation and you solve the incorrectness of your statement.

For a decent explanation: http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=17401.60

GRAVITY

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #389 on: October 22, 2007, 07:05:52 PM »
What is this, high school? I'm not sure how long people can keep denying evidence but it should be interesting.
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