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RE floating oceans.

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #330 on: October 18, 2007, 10:11:05 AM »
If water floats, then water molecules are weightless.  If water molecules are weightless and float, what about the molecules in our body? That's just scary.

I imagine my whole body being separated in all directions, and then just disappears.
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« Reply #331 on: October 18, 2007, 10:14:24 AM »
Let's see how he gets out of this one.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #332 on: October 18, 2007, 10:18:00 AM »
He'll wait until we post more and will come in and say. "Your spelling sucks!" or something that is off topic.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #333 on: October 18, 2007, 12:20:18 PM »
Or he'll contort what we said into some completely incorrect statement and say "FE wins, waheee!"
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #334 on: October 20, 2007, 03:21:19 PM »
Quote from: Brennan on October 18, 2007, 02:59:35 AM
Quote from: Smarticus on October 17, 2007, 03:29:49 PM
Yeah, except we never remove the bottommost supporting layer. The ocean would remain within itself and could remain supporting itself through bouyancy force. The oceans would literally lift themselves into the upper atmosphere, where heat and cosmic decay would take their toll.

Since this is not observed, the earth must, indeed, be flat.
Of course its ******* observed you moron. Blow a bubble underwater, the result is that the water on top no longer feels the buoyancy force as strongly and 'falls' in to the space occupied by the air. The result being that the air bubble rises to the surface as it is forced upwards due to it's lower density.

So you RE'ers observe the oceans to "literally lift themselves into the upper atmosphere, where heat and cosmic decay would take their toll?" I guess if the oceans really are floating overhead, the FE model must be wrong. Does this mean Elvis is still alive too?
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #335 on: October 20, 2007, 03:24:31 PM »
See. I wonder if he even read our posts, or maybe he likes looking stupid.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #336 on: October 20, 2007, 03:25:33 PM »
You say that the oceans will float because water is buoyant in itself.

Well, the ocean is in air.  And water is more dense than air.  Therefore, like a weight, the ocean sinks in air.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #337 on: October 20, 2007, 03:27:18 PM »
Sorry Trekkie, unless you haven't realised smarticus can't read. He'll just do what he always does, contort what you said.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #338 on: October 20, 2007, 04:45:25 PM »







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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #339 on: October 20, 2007, 05:06:36 PM »
Quote from: Smarticus on September 18, 2007, 07:59:53 AM
Let us consider the RE model, and please no giggling.

Their oceans. Consider a molecule of water anywhere in the ocean.

How much does this water molecule weigh?
How much volume does this water molecule displace?

What then is its buoyancy force?

Go ahead, figure it out... okay be lazy and I'll explain it. Every molecule in the ocean is perfectly buoyant. That is to say the buoyancy force is exactly opposite to the gravity force on it. This means the oceans are free from gravity.

Perplexed? Of course you are, you have never seen our oceans floating around our world like giant liquid clouds. They fill their container, starting from the lowest possible point. This can only be if the container is pushed into them. The earth MUST be accelerating into our oceans to prevent them from floating away.


Another victory for FE!!!
...are you completely loony?
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #340 on: October 20, 2007, 05:21:42 PM »
Quote from: Trekky0623 on October 20, 2007, 04:45:25 PM









These experiments only show that the earth is accelerated into the water. Thank you for that.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #341 on: October 20, 2007, 05:22:49 PM »
No they don't read them idiot.  They show how it's possible for the water to not float on an RE.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #342 on: October 20, 2007, 07:28:56 PM »
Quote from: Smarticus on October 20, 2007, 05:21:42 PM
These experiments only show that the earth is accelerated into the water. Thank you for that.

The earth isn't accelerated into the water you loon. Gravity attempts to accelerate water into the earth. Thus it sits there.

And water has mass believe it or not. Water wouldn't float around. Unless it's atop something denser.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #343 on: October 21, 2007, 01:24:33 AM »
Again Smarticus shows his single-digit IQ.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #344 on: October 21, 2007, 02:48:10 AM »
I believe his IQ is officially measured as "Error 34: Insufficient decimal places available"
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #345 on: October 21, 2007, 02:50:38 AM »
Quote from: Smarticus on October 20, 2007, 03:21:19 PM
the FE model must be wrong.
WELL NOW WE'RE TALKING!
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #346 on: October 21, 2007, 01:22:58 PM »
You guys agree the oceans shouldn't float
You guys agree the oceans should float in RE, as per your lack of evidence otherwise
You guys agree the oceans do not float in FE

You guys still believe in a model that says the oceans should float when they do not. This makes you angry, hence the personal attacks. This thread has been over for pages. FE has been victorious for awhile now. Thanks for coming, but the show is over.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #347 on: October 21, 2007, 01:30:13 PM »
Quote from: Smarticus on October 21, 2007, 01:22:58 PM
You guys agree the oceans shouldn't float
You guys agree the oceans should float in RE, as per your lack of evidence otherwise
You guys agree the oceans do not float in FE

You guys still believe in a model that says the oceans should float when they do not. This makes you angry, hence the personal attacks. This thread has been over for pages. FE has been victorious for awhile now. Thanks for coming, but the show is over.

Smarticus, are you required by law to wear a giant sign on your head that reads "Warning: Close Proximity Will Cause Brain Death."
We do agree the oceans should not float.
We have provided firm evidence that oceans would not float in RE.
We agree that, if by some event of pure madness we were to come to the conclusion that oceans would float in RE, they would also float in FE.

So, we can sum this thread up in one line:

The biggest pile of steaming sh*te we have ever had the misfortune of reading.

Now, turn off your computer, unplug it, throw it out the nearest available window and then shove your fingers in the sockets would you?
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #348 on: October 21, 2007, 01:47:24 PM »
Claiming you've presented a valid argument is much different from presenting a valid argument. FE remains the victor, sorry.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #349 on: October 21, 2007, 01:51:59 PM »
You need to relearn your suffixes.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #350 on: October 21, 2007, 01:56:09 PM »
Really Smarticus, how do you manage to contain such a perfect vacuum in that skull of yours? No evidence?
Quote from: Trekky0623 on October 20, 2007, 04:45:25 PM









The reason the oceans don't float in RE, explained for you in very simply terms:
1. GRAVITY PULLS EVERYTHING DOWN
2. WATER IS MORE DENSE THAN AIR
3. GRAVITY PULLS WATER DOWN MORE THAN AIR
4. WATER LIES ON THE SEABED, WITH AIR ABOVE IT
5. WATER IS NOT BUOYANT IN ITSELF, WE COULD EXTEND THAT LOGIC TO EVERY FORM OF MATTER TO SAY EVERYTHING SHOULD FLY APART.
6. THE MECHANICS OF BUOYANCY ARE THE SAME IN RE AND FE

Now, let me theorise something:

You put forward a frankly ridiculous argument, when we shot it down, you became angry so you began contorting what we say and started claiming FE has won, when in fact it has done nothing of the sort.

Unfortunately for you, we don't buy your shit so you are going to have to own up and state that this proves nothing for FE or RE, because it's just a stupid excuse for a theory.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #351 on: October 21, 2007, 01:58:39 PM »
Quote from: Smarticus on October 21, 2007, 01:22:58 PM
You guys agree the oceans should float in RE, as per your lack of evidence otherwise
I think you have misunderstood something, or you haven't paid attention to anything that's said on this topic. Or then you're just plain stupid.  :-\
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #352 on: October 21, 2007, 02:11:30 PM »
Quote from: Smarticus on October 21, 2007, 01:22:58 PM
You guys agree the oceans shouldn't float
You guys agree the oceans should float in RE, as per your lack of evidence otherwise
You guys agree the oceans do not float in FE

You guys still believe in a model that says the oceans should float when they do not. This makes you angry, hence the personal attacks. This thread has been over for pages. FE has been victorious for awhile now. Thanks for coming, but the show is over.
You crazy fool. Oceans don't float in the REal model.

Why?

Gravity. Look it up.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #353 on: October 21, 2007, 02:16:05 PM »
Quote from: His misfortune on October 21, 2007, 01:58:39 PM
Quote from: Smarticus on October 21, 2007, 01:22:58 PM
You guys agree the oceans should float in RE, as per your lack of evidence otherwise
I think you have misunderstood something, or you haven't paid attention to anything that's said on this topic. Or then you're just plain stupid.  :-\

Look at the entire thread, the evidence for Smarticus' stupidity is considerable. Being stupid encompasses both the first two options. I think we can say with some cretainty that Smarticus is incredibly stupid. I wonder if he's ever done any physics.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #354 on: October 21, 2007, 02:35:10 PM »
18 F*CKING PAGES!!!  HOLY SH*T!!!
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« Reply #355 on: October 21, 2007, 02:36:55 PM »
Quote from: Trekky0623 on October 21, 2007, 02:35:10 PM
18 F*CKING PAGES!!!  HOLY SH*T!!!
18 pages of complete BS, having atleast twenty times Smarticus saying "Another victory for FE!"

'Tis fun.
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« Reply #356 on: October 21, 2007, 02:37:14 PM »
That is how monumentally stupid he is. 18 pages and we still cn't get anything through the intelligence gap.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #357 on: October 21, 2007, 02:40:52 PM »
Now its 19 of RE awesomeness and Narc's stupidity.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #358 on: October 21, 2007, 05:41:04 PM »
ULTIMATE RE FLOATING OCEANS DISPROVEMENT

CASE 1: FE

The Earth is accelerated upward by the UA.
The Earth is pushed into water.
The water is buoyant relative to itself but not to anything else, and is therefore null and void.

CASE 2: RE
Water is accelerated into the Earth by gravity.
Water rests upon a denser medium, the ground.
The water is buoyant relative to itself but not to anything else, and is therefore null and void.

(NOTE TO THEENGINEER - [/thread])
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #359 on: October 21, 2007, 08:05:36 PM »
ANOTHER WIN FOR FE!!!

Oh wait...
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