As I have said directly and also hinted at, I'm a pilot as well. I fly an Airbus A310-200F for FedEx. Now that that has been established, my "verified observations" are as good as yours. Since you don't have a mic, would you agree to answer my simple questions via IRC or another instant messenger? If I were to ask the questions on the forums regularly you could look up the answers. In real time you would need to provide an answer within a few seconds. If you do not agree, myself and (most likely) everyone else on the forums (besides Big Tuna) will have a hard time believing your claim of being a pilot.
Edit: Typo, fixed in bold.