Tom Bishop is dead

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NASA Agent

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Tom Bishop is dead
« on: June 09, 2007, 10:58:02 AM »
I made good on my promise.  Tom Bishop, avid FE believer, was killed in his home just a few minutes ago.  My next target is the one you call "Rick James".
I will find those who know too much.  They will be silenced.  Nothing can stand in the way of our conspiracy.

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Bushido

Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2007, 11:00:05 AM »
Good for you. Now, find a hole and creep in it.

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Midnight

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2007, 11:49:25 AM »
Unfortunately, the person who made this thread IS Tom, so this entire conversation is moot.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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token

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2007, 11:52:27 AM »
We're all Tom.
Maybe I will!

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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2007, 10:57:23 AM »
I made good on my promise.  Tom Bishop, avid FE believer, was killed in his home just a few minutes ago.  My next target is the one you call "Rick James".

can't I be next? I've had a slow day...

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JackASCII

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2007, 01:27:19 PM »
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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NASA Agent

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2007, 02:49:17 PM »
He is already dead.
I will find those who know too much.  They will be silenced.  Nothing can stand in the way of our conspiracy.

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2007, 04:40:05 PM »
You are him, NASA Agent, and therefore he is not dead. Here, let me post dangerously irrelevant like he does often:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerously_irrelevant

(literally, "Dangerously Irrelevant")
Join my Conspiracy...(SHH!!)...The Spherical Earth Society!

Just...Don't...Tell...Anyone...

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JackASCII

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2007, 07:38:30 AM »
He is already dead.

Then you can not kill what is already dead.

pWn3R by the T(z)ombie!
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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JackASCII

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2007, 10:23:27 AM »
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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Skeptical ATM

Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2007, 11:11:31 AM »
What is it with all these users who people say are Tom. I mean, if it is Tom as, for example, genisis or NASA agent, then he would seem to have a mental illness. Not personality disorder, it's too extreme. I don't know the term...

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JackASCII

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2007, 11:14:52 AM »
It's not Tom. Just not his style unless he does have some Bordline Affective thing going on.
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2007, 11:19:10 AM »
One thing I'm (fairly) certain of is that NASA Agent is not Tom.  Like Jack said, it's just not his style.  Tom favors longish posts whereas NASA Agent seems intellectually incapable of putting together a simple paragraph.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2007, 11:20:30 AM »
Maybe you're right. But seriously, what the hell is the point? Hey NASA boy, I dare you to find out who I am, tell everyone, then kill me. If you can do it, I'll buy you a beer.

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2007, 11:22:39 AM »
Maybe you're right. But seriously, what the hell is the point? Hey NASA boy, I dare you to find out who I am, tell everyone, then kill me. If you can do it, I'll buy you a beer.

How will you buy him a beer when you're dead?

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2007, 11:23:49 AM »
Maybe we should adopt the rule that sarcastic posts are in blue? I think this guy is bullshitting, so if he ever manages to find me, I'm gonna buy him a beer.

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BOGWarrior89

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2007, 11:33:21 AM »
Maybe we should adopt the rule that sarcastic posts are in blue? I think this guy is bullshitting, so if he ever manages to find me, I'm gonna buy him a beer.

I'd vote for it.  ;D

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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2007, 11:39:44 AM »
 :o Ooh!  Paradox!
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Tom Bishop

Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2007, 01:47:10 PM »
I am not dead.

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2007, 01:49:06 PM »
You were cloned.

33 Guests, 9 Users (1 Hidden)
Users active in past 15 minutes:
sokarul, Tom Bishop, Kasroa, Tom Bishop, YetAnotherSkeptic, That One Fellow, Edmunds, JackASCII
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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2007, 01:51:19 PM »
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2007, 04:43:35 PM »
I am not dead.

DAMNIT GO TO SPACE TOM! And don't come back until you have!

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2007, 04:52:58 PM »
I will find those who know too much.  They will be silenced.  Nothing can stand in the way of our conspiracy.

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token

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2007, 04:53:48 PM »

All hail Bishop!
Maybe I will!

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Jesus89

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2007, 11:07:06 PM »
You like the picture of the Earth giving me a blow job do you?

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BOGWarrior89

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Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2007, 06:10:44 AM »
I am not dead.

Yes you are.

If you're correct, then you're arguing with a corpse.  Which, you know, can't talk.

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Skeptical ATM

Re: Tom Bishop is dead
« Reply #26 on: June 13, 2007, 11:46:37 AM »
Kudos to Tom for not being immature like myself and stooping to this guy's level. And also for (seemingly) proving that he's talking crap.