Final Comment on the Grand Unified Flat Earth Theory

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Final Comment on the Grand Unified Flat Earth Theory
« on: June 08, 2007, 10:49:35 AM »
It is impossible.  I've concluded that the reason why there are so many conflicting aspects of FET is that no one model could possibly explain everything FET lacks compared to RET.  And there is simply too much that RET explains perfectly that FET has to strain to explain (and often in a completely illogical manner).

I've decided that the search for such a concept is entirely vain, and I don't want to go down the route of Ponce de Leon, searching my whole life for something that in all likelihood does not exist.  So it is with great sadness and exhaustion that I give up.

I've also come to the conclusion that much of the "evidence" purportedly backing up FET is taken as dogma by the FEers on this site, which ironically is what they were claiming to rail against in the first place.  A round earth has tons of evidence backing it up.  A flat earth has only appearances and the flawed experiments of an irrelevant "scientist" 150 years ago backing it up.

I am an REer once again, and will be until an FEer (any FEer, including Tom) can provide something conclusive that disproves RET.  For the time being, though, RET is elegant, it explains a lot that FET can't explain, and it makes perfect sense.  Unless that changes I can't in good conscience call myself an FEer.

I will still mess with the noobs.   ;D
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Re: Final Comment on the Grand Unified Flat Earth Theory
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2007, 10:51:49 AM »
Do what you feel is right, but never stop looking at everything, proven or not. And never, ever, stop messing with noobs. The deserve it for being noobs.
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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Re: Final Comment on the Grand Unified Flat Earth Theory
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2007, 10:59:44 AM »
It is impossible.  I've concluded that the reason why there are so many conflicting aspects of FET is that no one model could possibly explain everything FET lacks compared to RET.  And there is simply too much that RET explains perfectly that FET has to strain to explain (and often in a completely illogical manner).

I've decided that the search for such a concept is entirely vain, and I don't want to go down the route of Ponce de Leon, searching my whole life for something that in all likelihood does not exist.  So it is with great sadness and exhaustion that I give up.

I've also come to the conclusion that much of the "evidence" purportedly backing up FET is taken as dogma by the FEers on this site, which ironically is what they were claiming to rail against in the first place.  A round earth has tons of evidence backing it up.  A flat earth has only appearances and the flawed experiments of an irrelevant "scientist" 150 years ago backing it up.

I am an REer once again, and will be until an FEer (any FEer, including Tom) can provide something conclusive that disproves RET.  For the time being, though, RET is elegant, it explains a lot that FET can't explain, and it makes perfect sense.  Unless that changes I can't in good conscience call myself an FEer.

I will still mess with the noobs.   ;D
I congratulate you. You must be a person of great integrity to post such a declaration publicly.

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Re: Final Comment on the Grand Unified Flat Earth Theory
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2007, 11:30:58 AM »
I've had one motto which I've always lived by: Dignity. Always dignity.
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Re: Final Comment on the Grand Unified Flat Earth Theory
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2007, 02:13:18 PM »
Nothing is obvious.
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Re: Final Comment on the Grand Unified Flat Earth Theory
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2007, 02:16:07 PM »
Other than the obvious ::)

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Re: Final Comment on the Grand Unified Flat Earth Theory
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2007, 02:28:32 PM »
Even the obvious... is not obvious.
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Re: Final Comment on the Grand Unified Flat Earth Theory
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2007, 02:29:42 PM »
Even the obvious... is not obvious.
... to the oblivious.
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Re: Final Comment on the Grand Unified Flat Earth Theory
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2007, 02:34:24 PM »
Nothing is oblivious.   ;D
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Re: Final Comment on the Grand Unified Flat Earth Theory
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2007, 02:45:04 PM »
Other than the oblivious ::)

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Re: Final Comment on the Grand Unified Flat Earth Theory
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2007, 02:45:55 PM »
Even the oblivious... is not oblivious.  :-\
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Re: Final Comment on the Grand Unified Flat Earth Theory
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2007, 02:50:32 PM »
Even the oblivious... is not oblivious.  :-\

...to the obvious (?)

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Re: Final Comment on the Grand Unified Flat Earth Theory
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2007, 02:52:30 PM »
Nothing is obvious.












I can do this all night.
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Re: Final Comment on the Grand Unified Flat Earth Theory
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2007, 02:57:13 PM »
I'll stop it then.  You lose ;D

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Re: Final Comment on the Grand Unified Flat Earth Theory
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2007, 03:12:23 PM »
Best. Thread. Ever.

Is there an archive for best threads?
If so, this belongs there.
If not, make one and put this in it.

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Re: Final Comment on the Grand Unified Flat Earth Theory
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2007, 01:06:46 AM »
Roundy I'm very disappointed in you
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