A Friendly Chat

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1470 on: April 24, 2013, 09:32:48 PM »
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1471 on: April 29, 2013, 07:36:11 AM »
Rooster should give her mother her current boyfriend (they are about the same age) and date his younger brother instead. Then everyone wins. All 4 of them have dates.
My boyfriend is not even close to the age of 63.
I am close to 63, please post photo's of your mother.
You are older than my boyfriend. Maybe you should date my mom.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1472 on: April 29, 2013, 09:31:39 AM »
Never.

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1473 on: May 01, 2013, 12:26:57 PM »
During that brief period of FES deprivation, I was made to do things like go outside. All sorts of terrible things happened as a result. All on separate occasions:
I accidentally did PCP. I had a machete, but nobody was killed.
I jumped into a flooded river to save tiny object. If a single rock hadn't been so conveniently placed, I could have easily drowned, as the current was very strong. Fortunately, the lady I was with was sufficiently impressed.
I tried fitting three people on a motorcycle, with predictable results.



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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1474 on: May 01, 2013, 01:03:51 PM »
Sorry, I was more active than usual last month.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1475 on: May 01, 2013, 01:17:28 PM »
My background check finally cleared.  I'm not an official employee of Metaverse Mod Squad.  Still can't talk about the specific project I'm a part of, but know that it's pretty cool.  Also I start today at 5pm.

I accidentally did PCP.

what
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1476 on: May 01, 2013, 01:57:01 PM »
We were told it was some "research chemical" similar to LSD.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1477 on: May 01, 2013, 02:13:20 PM »
Didn't your mom ever tell you to be weary of speaking to scientists?
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1478 on: May 01, 2013, 02:36:34 PM »
Didn't your mom ever tell you to be weary of speaking to scientists?

"For fuck's sake, I have to speak to a scientist. AGAIN."

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1479 on: May 01, 2013, 02:45:36 PM »
We were told it was some "research chemical" similar to LSD.
And it was pcp? Those aren't even close to similar. I think whoever you bought it off of was trying to kill you.
I work nights are get the feeling of impennding doom for things most people take for granted.

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1480 on: May 01, 2013, 03:00:22 PM »
The person who said that obviously had no idea what it was. The dosage was fairly low anyway, and it was enjoyable.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1481 on: May 01, 2013, 03:12:43 PM »
how much?
I work nights are get the feeling of impennding doom for things most people take for granted.

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1482 on: May 01, 2013, 03:22:34 PM »
However much three sweet tarts can absorb.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1483 on: May 01, 2013, 05:59:43 PM »
was the trip ever bad?
I work nights are get the feeling of impennding doom for things most people take for granted.

Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1484 on: May 01, 2013, 08:22:47 PM »
Not at all. It felt very clean.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1485 on: May 01, 2013, 08:28:34 PM »
Doing PCP by mistake is probably more common than most people realize.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1486 on: May 01, 2013, 09:52:14 PM »
Sorry, this one might piss off rooser. Actually, not sorry.

Anyway, a friend of mine is a photographer and has recently been shooting porn. Both film and stills. She has sent my recent work to her client and the client wants to meet with me and whatnot to also shoot porn.

I like porn.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1487 on: May 01, 2013, 09:56:23 PM »
Anyway, a friend of mine is a photographer and has recently been shooting porn. Both film and stills. She has sent my recent work to her client and the client wants to meet with me and whatnot to also shoot porn.
None of this surprises me. You are a creepy.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1488 on: May 01, 2013, 10:05:17 PM »
Make sure to tell us what films you do so the rest of us can avoid them like the plague.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1489 on: May 01, 2013, 10:39:40 PM »
Make sure to tell us what films you do so the rest of us can avoid them like the plague.

I'm pretty sure I said shooting, not acting.

None of this surprises me. You are a creepy.

You judge based on my internet personality. You should learn to not judge a book by it's cover and it's preface.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1490 on: May 01, 2013, 10:57:28 PM »
Or the pictures it constantly shows of itself partying with skanky whores.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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cmdshft

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1491 on: May 01, 2013, 11:35:43 PM »
Or the pictures it constantly shows of itself partying with skanky whores.

Just because you all wanna be lame and boring doesn't make me creepy. And again, such judgement...

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1492 on: May 02, 2013, 01:03:40 AM »
Sorry, this one might piss off rooser. Actually, not sorry.

Anyway, a friend of mine is a photographer and has recently been shooting porn. Both film and stills. She has sent my recent work to her client and the client wants to meet with me and whatnot to also shoot porn.

I like porn.

Ew. :[
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1493 on: May 02, 2013, 05:36:52 AM »
Make sure to tell us what films you do so the rest of us can avoid them like the plague.

I'm pretty sure I said shooting, not acting.

And?  Not everyone's into catgirls and drugged up ravers!
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1494 on: May 02, 2013, 06:27:32 AM »
Sorry, this one might piss off rooser. Actually, not sorry.

Anyway, a friend of mine is a photographer and has recently been shooting porn. Both film and stills. She has sent my recent work to her client and the client wants to meet with me and whatnot to also shoot porn.

I like porn.
Some weird guy wants to bend you over a table, and teach you a lesson.
God is real.                                         
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1495 on: May 02, 2013, 07:30:36 AM »
Sorry, this one might piss off rooser. Actually, not sorry.

Anyway, a friend of mine is a photographer and has recently been shooting porn. Both film and stills. She has sent my recent work to her client and the client wants to meet with me and whatnot to also shoot porn.

I like porn.

I'm just as decadent as the next guy and have no belief in God, but nevertheless:

Stop being everything that is wrong with society :(

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1496 on: May 02, 2013, 07:54:59 AM »
Haters gonna hate.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1497 on: May 02, 2013, 07:59:36 AM »
Stop being everything that is wrong with society :(

What exactly am I doing wrong again? Enlighten me.

And?  Not everyone's into catgirls and drugged up ravers!

I'm not into Parsifal's endless tirades about GNU/Linux either but we all have to suffer once in a while.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1498 on: May 02, 2013, 08:12:27 AM »
Sorry, this one might piss off rooser. Actually, not sorry.

Anyway, a friend of mine is a photographer and has recently been shooting porn. Both film and stills. She has sent my recent work to her client and the client wants to meet with me and whatnot to also shoot porn.

I like porn.

I vomited.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #1499 on: May 02, 2013, 08:29:22 AM »
Stop being everything that is wrong with society :(

What exactly am I doing wrong again? Enlighten me.

And?  Not everyone's into catgirls and drugged up ravers!

I'm not into Parsifal's endless tirades about GNU/Linux either but we all have to suffer once in a while.
I think he said something about a douche bag, and something like don't be, or something like that.  I don't know.