James's theory on dinosaurs

These gentlemen were using their beaks.

Did they appear to be unionized?

Brother James, sounds like a lucky escape but you captured some rare footage there. I think I can see the tobacco pipe that one of them dropped in his effort to strike you. This proves that dinosaurs smoke tobacco leaves!

Might I recommend that for your safety you were some kind of disguise in the future. that way you may become smore accepted into their culture and be able to make further observations therein. A brief search yielded this result:



It looks like an excellent starting point for anyone wishing to integrate themselves into this ancient civilisation.

Brother James, sounds like a lucky escape but you captured some rare footage there. I think I can see the tobacco pipe that one of them dropped in his effort to strike you. This proves that dinosaurs smoke tobacco leaves!

Might I recommend that for your safety you were some kind of disguise in the future. that way you may become smore accepted into their culture and be able to make further observations therein. A brief search yielded this result:



It looks like an excellent starting point for anyone wishing to integrate themselves into this ancient civilisation.

Brother Crustinator, while normally I would agree that wearing a disguise is the perfect way to conduct anthropological inquiries, with dinosaurs I would advice caution. Their mating rituals, as displayed in this picture: are very aggressive and posing as a dinosaur might make you the involuntary target of one of the more lonely dinosaurs.
I would suggest camouflage. Something like this: should be explored first, as it can bring you close to the dinosaurs on the beach, where they mount their vessels.

Well suggested, Brother Beorn.  Alternatively, a method of avoiding attention from amorous dinosaurs would be to work undercover in teams, thereby signaling that you already have a mate.  Observe how the professionals operate:

Crusty for Prime Minister.

This thread has gone so far off the deep end that it drowned.

James, the aggression exhibited by these Dinosaurs seems unusual. Moreover, if I recall correctly you once had an encounter with a trained attack Dinosaur acting at the behest of its Conspiracy masters. I have to wonder to what extent Dinosaurs are involved in the Conspiracy...

Duck is a dinosaur ethnicity. Does it not prove anything just because it's duck? Are you being racist?

a) species have nothing to do with race
b) ducks have nothing to do with prehistoric dinosaur species.

This thread has gone so far off the deep end that it drowned.

Please don't spam with image macros unless you intend to contribute to the discussion.

Well suggested, Brother Beorn.  Alternatively, a method of avoiding attention from amorous dinosaurs would be to work undercover in teams, thereby signaling that you already have a mate.  Observe how the professionals operate:

Brother Saddam, I would worry for our mutual Brother if he were to try to disguise himself as you have suggested. That owuld be akin to dressing as a 1970s pimp in an attempt to go undercover in a New York gang. Most street gangs these days were a lot less ermine and our mutual Brothers life would surely be in jeopardy.

Quote from: sillyrob on March 22, 2011, 07:01:43 PM

This thread has gone so far off the deep end that it drowned.

Please don't spam with image macros unless you intend to contribute to the discussion.

Jumping the shark was very relevant to this thread, and I am certainly not the only person that thinks so.

Ichi, this entire thread is a disgrace that belongs in Random Musings and you know it.

Why wasn't Barney removed Ichi?

Edit: Or any other picture one that same page?

Why wasn't Barney removed Ichi?

Edit: Or any other picture one that same page?

Not sure, but it's good to know that pictures of mating dinosaurs and naked sandy women are allowed!

Quote from: sillyrob on March 23, 2011, 04:14:52 PM

Why wasn't Barney removed Ichi?

Edit: Or any other picture one that same page?

Not sure, but it's good to know that pictures of mating dinosaurs and naked sandy women are allowed!

I know, if I post pictures of either of those and I get banned, I shall reference this thread.

I know, if I post pictures of either of those and I get banned, I shall reference this thread.

It will do you no good. The Conspiracy is in control now.

Quote from: Saddam Hussein on March 22, 2011, 06:04:17 PM

Well suggested, Brother Beorn.  Alternatively, a method of avoiding attention from amorous dinosaurs would be to work undercover in teams, thereby signaling that you already have a mate.  Observe how the professionals operate:

Brother Saddam, I would worry for our mutual Brother if he were to try to disguise himself as you have suggested. That owuld be akin to dressing as a 1970s pimp in an attempt to go undercover in a New York gang. Most street gangs these days were a lot less ermine and our mutual Brothers life would surely be in jeopardy.

I'm not necessarily suggesting that he dress up as Barney.  I'm only saying that working as a part of a team is likely to reduce the risk of rape.

Saddam is Barney.  He is.

Why wasn't Barney removed Ichi?

Edit: Or any other picture one that same page?

They're relevant.

Quote from: sillyrob on March 23, 2011, 04:14:52 PM

Why wasn't Barney removed Ichi?

Edit: Or any other picture one that same page?

They're relevant.

Barney is not relevant.

Quote from: Beorn on March 23, 2011, 11:04:56 PM

Quote from: sillyrob on March 23, 2011, 04:14:52 PM

Why wasn't Barney removed Ichi?

Edit: Or any other picture one that same page?

They're relevant.

Barney is not relevant.

It is very relevant.  We are talking about dinosaur disguises.

I have a confession. I do not know what shall be held against me, or what consequences I may gain, but I have to say it.

I may or may not be a dinosaur.

I'm only saying that working as a part of a team is likely to reduce the risk of rape.

You should be doing this already.

I have a confession. I do not know what shall be held against me, or what consequences I may gain, but I have to say it.

I may or may not be a dinosaur.

Don't worry about it, man.  None of us are racist.  Besides, there are good dinosaurs and bad dinosaurs, just like people.

Quote from: Saddam Hussein on March 23, 2011, 05:13:15 PM

I'm only saying that working as a part of a team is likely to reduce the risk of rape.

You should be doing this already.

I agree, but apparently Brother James isn't.  That's a problem.

Now I know why governments can commit huge atrocities. It's kinda like this thread; the mods are being hilariously out of order and it's kinda funny to watch.

Now I know why governments can commit huge atrocities. It's kinda like this thread; the mods are being hilariously out of order and it's kinda funny to watch.

I hope NATO will step in if the mods turn on us.

Crusty, I would have thought that you know that NATO is in on the conspiracy. We have enough trouble without NATO on here.

This is true. NATO (NASA) only ever act in their own best interests. However is would not surprise me if things on this forum were not as black and white as they seem. Certainly many senior accounts have been hacked by Conspiracy Agents. To this end, both NASAs interests and our own would briefly align to remove the scourge.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/04/110412201724.htm

"Evolution in birds of the olfactory bulb, the part of the brain where smell information is processed, passing from a dinosaur (Bambiraptor) through early birds (Lithornis, Presbyornis) to a modern-day bird (pigeon). (Credit: Courtesy of WitmerLab at Ohio University)"

Yeah, and guess what? Bambiraptors are therapods. So just for fun I'll ask this again:

Anyway, my point is...how did non-therapod dinosaurs get on all of the continents?

They were taken across as livestock.