Lasers are cool! Nothing made by a laser could ever be inaccurate!
It isn't something made by a laser.
It is something which uses a laser.
And that overcomes lots of the problems.
Firstly, its accuracy is then quite well known. You no longer have issues of it needing to overcome friction.
You no longer have the issue of needing to make sure it is weighted properly.
But of course, because it shows your delusional fantasy is wrong, you reject it; not with any reason, but just with pathetic ridicule; showing just how pathetic you and your position are.
Actually, you kinda are being judgey.
I would say he is more trying be a troll and piss you off.
All globalists are woke.
Pure BS.
Especially not the way you try to pretend "globalist" means anyone who accepts the fact Earth is round.
That doesn't make one woke.
And here's what we know of so-called physics history.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buoyancy
More tersely: buoyant force = weight of displaced fluid.
Yes, notice the key part?
The buoyant force is equal to the weight of the displaced fluid.
Now apply that to a vacuum, where there is no fluid to displace.
That would result in no buoyant force.
It is also a clear recognition that the buoyant force is upwards.
But your reject all that because it doesn't fit your delusional fantasy.
You try to pervert history.
"Well, that proves gravity is involved in buoyancy."
Not so fast. Weight, as defined by Newton, under gravitational principles did not exist.
Forget trying to have gravity in it for a minute.
Just accept the fact that WEIGHT was in it.
That even the ancient Greeks recognised there was a downwards force known as weight, and that buoyancy was an upwards force.
Notice what was entirely absent? Any mention of density.
It is weight, a downwards force which makes things hard to lift, and a separate buoyant force, which is an upwards force.
So when Archimedes said "weight" he would have meant either mass or density. Period.
No, he didn't.
He meant a downwards force trying to make things go down.
The fact you have this weight and buoyant force means they recognise a difference.
They quite clearly knew about weight, and had it as a downwards force.
They just had no explanation for what caused it.
Yes, let us suppose that. And now let us think for even a second about the use of a measure that would not have existed at the time of Archimedes.
And that is just appealing to semantics.
You may as well say because it is written in English it is wrong, and they need to write it in Ancient Greek.
You can apply the same system, just with different words.
Say you have a scale, an ancient one, used in Ancient Greece.
On one side of this scale, you hand a steel ball.
You then balance the scale by placing rocks or anything on the other side of it.
Now you carefully light the ball up, place a jug filled with water under the ball, which once placed you fill up until it overflows out the spout, and then you carefully lower the ball in, catching any water that spill out of the jug into another container.
Ideally, this container would be pre-balanced on another set of scales.
Then you remove rocks from the original scale until it balances again, carefully keeping track of them.
Then you weigh the water, and find out you just need those rocks you removed.
So you have the steel ball which has a weight equal to the rocks, and by displacing a certain amount of rocks worth of weight of water, you decrease the weight of the steel ball by that same amount.
No need for fancy units.
The principle still applies.
Conclusion:
Our modern understanding of gravity and buoyancy are merely providing explanatory layers to what was known by the ancients.
It is 100% consistent with what the ancients claimed about it.
Newtons model of gravity explains weight.
He didn't come up with gravity, he come up with the inverse square law to have it work.
And that, along with understanding how this causes a pressure gradient in a fluid and that acts to push objects up, results in a downwards force proportional to the weight of fluid displaced.
100% consistent.
Conversely, your delusional BS directly contradicts it.
You want to claim that weight and buoyancy are magically the same thing.
That the buoyant force is magically both and up and down, depending on the fluid and the object.
second conclusion:
You are a dishonest, lying coward, that will use whatever dishonest BS you can to avoid admitting reality is right and your delusional BS is wrong.
So tell me, who exactly is rewriting history?
YOU!
More importantly, who really cares what history is?
It being history doesn't make it correct.
The simple fact is the modern understanding provides a coherent explanation of what is observed.
Meanwhile you need to continually flee from the pressure gradient which destroys your delusional BS.
I'm just using historiography to figure out that this official account of buoyancy theory does not make any sense.
Yet you cannot demonstrate a single way in which it does not make sense.
Now again, care to stop with all the childish BS and address the pressure gradient?
Something which trivially destroys your delusional BS?
Actually addressing the actual pressure gradient, instead of your childish BS?
You know, the one where it is a force per unit area, which increases as you down, which would apply an upwards force to object?