1. Why does water not cling to any spherical surface
Gravity follows simple rules. If you want gravity to cause water to cling to a surface then you need to have it being in free fall well outside the Roche limit of any more massive body.
This has been explained to you countless times.
Again, your tiny balls have an insignificant force
Why isn't there any evidence at all that water can be contained on a sphere?
There is plenty.
Including all the evidence showing the water on Earth is curved. As well as simple experiments on things like the ISS in free fall around Earth, but the latter is primarily due to surface tension.
And you are hereby banned from using "The greater gravitational force of Earth overrides..." as an excuse.
No, I'm not.
Your wilful rejection of reality does not mean I am required to ignore it.
All science must be testable.
And gravity is, like with the Cavendish experiment.
We also have photos from space clearly showing Earth is roughly a sphere if you are so desperate to ignore all the evidence from on Earth.
And if you really want, you can go pay for a rocket to launch an experiment into space to show water sticking to a sphere.
Just what part is not testable?
It seems you are just looking for excuses to reject reality and demanding people don't use models which work to explain reality.
Why does water have absolutely no trouble being contained in a still hemispheric basin (with a flat base, we don't want it tipping over)?
Your own qualification shows the problem.
Thge hemispheric basin isn't magically containing the water. It is providing a physical barrier preventing it from going down to Earth.
Why is this model able to be demonstrated without excuses, but the other cannot?
Gravity works without excuses. Your blatant misrepresentation of it does not mean we need excuses.
Conversely your delusional BS can't. See above for the questions you still refuse to address.
3. Why is gravity completely unable to counteract motion?
It is not.
Throw a ball up and observe gravity counteract the motion causing the ball to fall down.
You appear to yet again want to pretend gravity is magic super glue. It is not.
The same bowl above, I were to put it on a microwave turntable, would begin to slosh around.
Prove it.
If I put that bowl in a microwave and set it going, it would just stay basically the same. You would not detect it.
That's at the barely moving speed. At 1000 mph
Yet again you demonstrate a fundamental lack of understanding of how motion works (or far more likely you are yet again lying to everyone).
The speed doesn't matter.
You can have a glass of water in a car driving at 100 km/hr down a freeway, without issue; but slam on the breaks, and the water goes flying. Hold a glass while walking and trip and the water goes flying.
Speed is not the issue.
The issue is acceleration, or more specifically a force needing to be applied across the water.
So instead of your continued appeals to the tangential velocity of 1000 archaic units per morons, try dealing with the acceleration?
At Earth's surface, at the equator, the acceleration to maintain position on Earth's surface is roughly 0.034 m/s^2
To get the same acceleration with a radius of 1 m (quite a small circle), it would need to rotate once every 34 seconds. Quite slow.
4. Why is gravity unable to stop people in an amusement park from becoming completely airborne for a few seconds during a certain ride infamous for inducing nausea?
Because it is not magic superglue like you want to continually pretend.
It is a downwards force, which results in an acceleration of objects at a certain rate.
If you pull the support from underneath the object at a greater rate, gravity will not keep up.
e.g. if you have something sitting at the top of a tower, and push it off the edge, it will fall down at a rate of roughly 9.8 m/s^2.
If instead you had it on a grating (to allow the air to pass through), and you pull that grating down at a rate of 20 m/s^2, it will be going faster than free fall, so the object is left behind with the grating reaching the ground first.
This is also just like how your hand works when you throw an object. You accelerate your hand so it is moving at quite a speed, and then release the object and stop your hand. The acceleration of your hand at the end of this process is very fast, much faster than gravity, so the ball, now released from your hand and in free fall doesn't slow down as fast so leaves your hand.
Again, so basic a child can understand, yet here you are playing dumb.
And why can planes produce the same effect by parabolic motion?
Because the plane following the parabolic trajectory has a near uniform horizontal velocity, and a vertical velocity which matches that for the acceleration due to gravity.
If the Earth spins like we are told creates gravity
This is a blatant lie you keep on repeating.
Who is telling you this spinning creates gravity?
Why do you keep repeating this BS.
wouldn't it instead launch us out of Earth's atmosphere?
No, if Earth spun WITHOUT gravity, or something similar, then you would go flying out.
Why is gravity completely worthless at preventing birds from flying, or even massive jets from flying?
Again, gravity is not magic super glue.
Take off the wings and see how well it flies.
Again, gravity is not magic super glue.
You can provide a force to overcome it.
Birds do this by flapping their wings.
Planes do it by their wings directing air downwards to provide an upwards force on the plane.
why do flying creatures or objects simply cease to fly higher above certain altitudes?
These flying creatures push off the air, and they need a certain pressure of air to be able to live.
If they go to high, they die and there isn't enough air to push off.
Other flying objects, like balloons, rely on the pressure gradient of the air pushing them up. If the air is too low a density, that pressure gradient is too weak so it doesn't push them up any more.
Other flying objects like rockets, don't have an altitude limit.
Why is a cloud of evaporated water and air able to hang for hours
You have already had buoyancy explained to you.
As a reminder, water vapour is less dense than the air.
But in addition to that, clouds are often driven by thermals causing the air to rise, which also helps support those water droplets.
8. Why does gravity do one thing inside Earth (make things fall), yet make not planet or star or moon fall towards another but instead orbit?
Again, already explained. Gravity is consistent and does the same principle things. It results in a force which in the absence of other forces causes an acceleration towards the object in question.
The same reason why when you throw an object, gravity doesn't magically stop it and cause it to fall straight down.
If you are going fast enough around a curved object (or point), that acceleration means you are going in an orbit.
If you really want to make it entirely consistent, objects dropped on Earth would orbit, but their orbit intersects with the ground, and they are stopped by the ground.
There is no inconsistency here.
Again, gravity is not magic.
Why is gravity not at all consistent?
Why are you still entirely unable to show a single inconsistency?
Why do you instead rely upon pretending gravity should be entirely inconsistent to pretend there are problems with it?
And no, gravity doesn't address any of these you asked me "just fine."
Yes it does as has already been explained.
Your irrational hatred of gravity doesn't change that fact.
Just like gravity addresses all your BS attacks just fine.