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Alexei

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Hi
« on: September 13, 2022, 11:55:32 AM »
Hello.
Just wanted to say "hello" since I was gone for awhile.

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Bullwinkle

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Re: Hi
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2022, 12:32:09 PM »
I remember you. 

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Alexei

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« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2022, 12:37:15 PM »
I remember you.

This place aged a bit and seems dead. I shall go back to crying inside the comfort of my home.

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Alexei

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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2022, 01:43:38 PM »
In all honestly, I missed you guys. Even though you guys are dicks I still love ya. Kinda like a sibling relationship.

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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2022, 02:20:47 PM »
I remember you.

This place aged a bit and seems dead. I shall go back to crying inside the comfort of my home.

I've been off surf fishing.
I love the regulars. Good people. Easy 2 dozen of you all. Even JackBlack.  ;) Just, too much chocolate. Not as tasty as salt air.

We had a rain event. A named storm came up the Mexican peninsula and dumped almost 3/8" of an inch. [we get +/- 7"/yr] I love rain.  Shorts, T-shirt, Pancho. (a real Pancho, not a Sears Pancho.  ;D )

Hope you're doing good. 


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Bullwinkle

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« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2022, 02:22:50 PM »
(a real Pancho, not a Sears Pancho.  ;D )
. . . Frank Zappa

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Re: Hi
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2022, 12:47:59 AM »

Well, it’s dead because people go and do selfish shit like fishing and having a life and forget the lonely and the mad that still stalk these cold desolate forgotten halls.
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

Every man makes a god of his own desire

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Re: Hi
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2022, 02:29:19 AM »
In all honestly, I missed you guys. Even though you guys are dicks I still love ya. Kinda like a sibling relationship.

How's old mate FE4? What's that bastard been up to?

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What animal relates to your wife?

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Alexei

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« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2022, 03:10:18 PM »
In all honestly, I missed you guys. Even though you guys are dicks I still love ya. Kinda like a sibling relationship.

How's old mate FE4? What's that bastard been up to?

Dead. Nothing. I'm pursuing comedy as my career.

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Re: Hi
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2022, 12:11:08 AM »

Well, you've hidden that well.
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

Every man makes a god of his own desire

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Alexei

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« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2022, 11:06:03 AM »

Well, you've hidden that well.

I got tired of trolling. I stopped due to my personal lack of interest.
I really just wanna be a normal person.

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Hi
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2022, 11:47:03 AM »
Do you still eat Tide pods?
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2022, 11:49:40 AM »
Do you still eat Tide pods?

Nope. You're implying I wanna commit suicide.
Tide pods can kill due to chemicals.

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Alexei

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« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2022, 11:55:24 AM »
I joined this forum when I was 12. Now I'm 14. Time flies fast.
I've changed in the years I've been here. I matured a bit and no longer find trolling fun.
Change is a good thing.

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« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2022, 12:43:10 PM »
Do you still eat Tide pods?

Nope. You're implying I wanna commit suicide.
Tide pods can kill due to chemicals.

Key word being can. Can kill. It's not a guarantee so it's not implying suicide. It's just dicking around. Besides, an old punishment back in the day was to wash your mouth out with soap. Tide Pods are just the 21st century equivalent

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what website did you use to buy your wife? Did you choose Chinese over Russian because she can't open her eyes to see you?

What animal relates to your wife?

Know your place

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Re: Hi
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2022, 03:17:14 PM »
Do you still eat Tide pods?

Nope. You're implying I wanna commit suicide.
Tide pods can kill due to chemicals.

Well anything can kill you in sufficient quantities.  The trick is you need to slowly build up tolerance.  Start with just a portion of a tide pod, maybe half.  Then follow it up with the opposite of a tide pod, maybe an Arm and Hammer Cleanburst.
Intelligentia et magnanimitas vincvnt violentiam et desperationem.
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Alexei

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« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2022, 11:06:51 AM »
To be honest, I don't care if I die. Either way. No one would give shit.

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« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2022, 11:09:33 AM »
To be honest, I don't care if I die. Either way. No one would give shit.

I'd give a shit. I'd put it on your coffin or in your urn. Just to know that I gave a shit

Quote from: sokarul
what website did you use to buy your wife? Did you choose Chinese over Russian because she can't open her eyes to see you?

What animal relates to your wife?

Know your place

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Alexei

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« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2022, 11:16:48 AM »
To be honest, I don't care if I die. Either way. No one would give shit.

I'd give a shit. I'd put it on your coffin or in your urn. Just to know that I gave a shit

You always have something to say that makes me smile.

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« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2022, 01:24:26 PM »
Welcome back.
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« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2022, 02:58:02 PM »
Your dreams were your ticket out.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2022, 11:39:43 AM »
It is half-normal to want to return...so you have now completed the mission and have fully restored that normalcy. Nice!

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« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2022, 04:06:07 PM »
hello!
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theoretical formula for Earths curvature = 8 inches multiplied by (miles squared) = inches drop from straight forward

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Alexei

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« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2022, 02:04:37 PM »
Welcome back.

Thanks. John is a nice guy actually. People just treat him like a dick.

It is half-normal to want to return...so you have now completed the mission and have fully restored that normalcy. Nice!

Thanks for the postitivity!
« Last Edit: September 19, 2022, 03:17:50 PM by Alexei »

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« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2022, 11:54:10 PM »
If I say inside the cloud there is a flying land with angels in it. Are you not gonna troll me?

Perhaps you can ask them to throw food, or blow warm air in winter time.
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Alexei

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« Reply #25 on: October 10, 2022, 02:15:29 PM »
I haven't killed myself yet so lets see how much longer we can go.

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Wolvaccine

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« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2022, 02:59:01 PM »
I haven't killed myself yet so lets see how much longer we can go.

Go for 100. Years. Every day is a new high score for you. You got this

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what website did you use to buy your wife? Did you choose Chinese over Russian because she can't open her eyes to see you?

What animal relates to your wife?

Know your place

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Alexei

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« Reply #27 on: October 10, 2022, 03:01:51 PM »
I haven't killed myself yet so lets see how much longer we can go.

Go for 100. Years. Every day is a new high score for you. You got this

I feel like my life's on pause, it just doesn't get anywhere.
I sometimes think about running away but where to? I'd starve or something or someone would find me.

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« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2022, 12:04:37 AM »
Contributing to others is a good remedy.
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« Reply #29 on: October 14, 2022, 10:24:14 AM »
In all honestly, I missed you guys. Even though you guys are dicks I still love ya. Kinda like a sibling relationship.

What I find odd and slightly alarming is how you can say you 'love' a bunch of dickwads you have never met.

This is first and foremost a site where nothing that is said can be taken seriously....Its a flat earth forum for goodness!

I think there is a clue in the name.

I know nothing I post is 'serious' other than when I say Black the Jack is a arse. That goes for Boylover as well, total dick.
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