Shan’t be going on an Elvis jamboree, he becomes increasingly irrelevant as time goes on, watching a shrinking bunch of old people shuffle round in sequined hats, I don’t think so, do they sell a toilet burger at Graceland’s I wonder?
And talking of increasingly irrelevant, God (the oldest form of indoctrination).
He started off well with the creation, the birds and bees’ stuff, although I’m not sure what he was going for with the Baboons arse, probably a cryptic warning about collagen lip implants, he did work in mysterious ways.
Still strutting it in the old testament, destroying people and aiding genocide, but after we apparently killed his kid, he seems to lose heart, miracles now seem to peak at crying statues and faces on toast, best guess he’s doing an earth MKII or whatever number he’s at, still trying to get it right.
As for the good old days where everyone lived in harmony with nature, bullshit! Evidence from not only America but New Zealand, Easter Island etc, wherever man turns up whether in feathered bonnets, grass skirts or Humvees, we fuck it up, that’s not science, that’s humanity