Excuse me, sir. This thread is for addressing the fact that SMF was making increasingly unrealistic demands of me in exchange for being allowed to post.
However, SMF and I have recently entered therapy. We are having multiple sessions per day right now. The last 3 have been very productive. We are learning new techniques to constructively communicate our successes as well as our opportunities to better coexist peacefully.
In fact, I should take a moment to state here in front of SMF and all those who took the time to read and/or post in this thread. I should not have aired our dirty laundry in public like this, SMF. We have had some good times. And there will be trying times in any relationship. You promised me you would no longer prevent me from posting with passive-aggressive road blocks. In return, I promise I will do my best to work through those difficult times we are bound to encounter privately with you rather than lashing out in a public fashion.
If you would like to lay the groundwork to discuss mutiny, 1 + 1, you'll want to find one of those threads or start your own. But be advised. SMF and I are a team now. Nothing can come between us. And if you get on SMF's bad side, SMF can make life difficult for you. You, too, could find yourself having to wait an extra 30 seconds to submit a post.