America Dosen't Exsist

Quote from: "Astantia"

If it is triangle, then where is Australia?  Where is Hawai'i?  Where is London or Moscow?

Sarcasm?

Can you point out Sar Chasm on a map?

Face it Triangle, your theory is unfounded.

Sarcasm doesn't actually exist. It is only a figment of your imagination, Triangle.

Funny.

midgard has a good point.  Sar Chasm does not exist, in any historical reference of any value.

Please re-evaluate your theory and repost, as I am highly curious regarding these 'fired ants'

Well it's pretty simple. They didn't show up on time, they got fired. They took too many breaks, they got fired. They smoked and drank on duty, they got fired. Queen ants have to put up with some serious crap from a lot of ants, so she just has to fire them. It's not her fault, they make her act this way, the bastardos!

Well it's pretty simple. They didn't show up on time, they got fired. They took too many breaks, they got fired. They smoked and drank on duty, they got fired. Queen ants have to put up with some serious crap from a lot of ants, so she just has to fire them. It's not her fault, they make her act this way, the bastardos!

Maybe the ants were spending too much time on this forum? I'm sure if I had any work to do this forum would get in the way of it.

roflmao! what are you gonna tell me next, i dont exist?

roflmao! what are you gonna tell me next, i dont exist?

Well, you don't ...

lol i knew someone would say that

lol i knew someone would say that

This REbots are getting more realistic aren't they?

By the way, I'm an American.


Does this mean I get to be a conspiracy agent?

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called America. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that America doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from America. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that America doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

AMERICA DOES NOT EXIST

Dammit. I thought i was from the U.S. Stupid government brainwashing.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called America. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that America doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from America. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that America doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

AMERICA DOES NOT EXIST

okay... thank God. Now I know you're joking. I'm from Canada.

America was actually invented by some delirious German cartographer based on the lurid tales of that itinerate Italian bullshit artist Vespucci.

The United States thereof were created by screwing-over the British in order to steal more land than even those bastards had from the aboriginal natives,and later, bully(buy?) the rest away from France and Spain; each of which had already stolen other territories from the locals.

Canada, Mexico and all those central and southern countries thereof were created by stealing yet more land for people who didn't want to be part of either those snooty, theiving Euro-Empires or the equally larcenous US.

Australia: more theivery by even nastier criminals.

Human History is replete with this kind of chicanery.

But, thank the Gods for Evolution.

why the fuck is this not in angry ranting?

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called America. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that America doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from America. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that America doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

AMERICA DOES NOT EXIST

you fucking little prick i swear  to god ill fucking kill if i EVER find out who u r.AMERICA will always live on in those who belive in it asshole.EARTH IS  A FUCKING SPHERE IS IDIOTS!!! you cant ever try to fucking bypass ur god forsaken lil imagination,u can live in ur twisted world beliving whatever the fuck u want u god damned geeks    :evil:  america will always live on in my blood,the goverment is not wrong,they make mistakes but not like u fucked up bitchs :x  u all need to take a step into reality and leave ur fucked up world of fucking Stephen King!

no michael critchon?

You, sir, have gained +9001 coolness points (IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!).

you fraking little prick i swear  to god ill fraking kill if i EVER find out who u r.AMERICA will always live on in those who belive in it asshole.EARTH IS  A fraking SPHERE IS IDIOTS!!! you cant ever try to fraking bypass ur god forsaken lil imagination,u can live in ur twisted world beliving whatever the frak u want u god damned geeks    :evil:  america will always live on in my blood,the goverment is not wrong,they make mistakes but not like u fucked up bitchs :x  u all need to take a step into reality and leave ur fucked up world of fraking Stephen King!

Please have fun. You are a disgrace to America.

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you fraking little prick i swear  to god ill fraking kill if i EVER find out who u r.AMERICA will always live on in those who belive in it asshole.EARTH IS  A fraking SPHERE IS IDIOTS!!! you cant ever try to fraking bypass ur god forsaken lil imagination,u can live in ur twisted world beliving whatever the frak u want u god damned geeks    :evil:  america will always live on in my blood,the goverment is not wrong,they make mistakes but not like u fucked up bitchs :x  u all need to take a step into reality and leave ur fucked up world of fraking Stephen King!

Please have fun. You are a disgrace to America.

Just America huh?

Just America huh?

Well, I said America because he was spewing baseless American nationalism. I guess you are right though, he is a disgrace to the entire planet.

North or South?

Oh by the way...
WHERE THE HELL DO I LIVE THEN???
YOURE SO DUMB ITS NOT FUNNY OBVIOUSLY AMERICA BOTH OF EM EXIST.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called America. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that America doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from America. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that America doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

AMERICA DOES NOT EXIST

You're right, just not yet:

Just when you thought you had a grip on the NAU (North American Union) and its scope, more disturbing news arrives indicating that this horrendous project isn't half-baked, but ready to be forked.
Kelly Taylor is an Austin-based writer and filmmaker, and the producer of a politically based TV talk show.

The NAU first began gaining the attention of average American citizens in 2005, with the signing of the treacherous Security and Prosperity Partnership (SPP) and the release of the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) report Building a North American Community (BNAC). The recentness of these eye-opening actions led many to believe that the NAU would be a long time in coming, but information continues to surface regarding the plethora of clever devices employed to sell the NAU to Americans and speed its arrival.

For those readers who are still completely in the dark about the NAU, it is, simply put, the transformation of NAFTA (the North American Free Trade Agreement) into a full-blown economic and political merger of Canada, the United States, and Mexico. The advocates of the NAU are using an accelerated model of the deceptive process used to merge the countries of Europe into the European Union.

What better way to speed the NAU's coming than to avoid having to do a "sell" job altogether and simply train a new generation of Americans as ready believers? That's exactly what the NAU proponents are up to. In 1998, seven years before the SPP or BNAC appeared, four "North American" business schools (in Halifax, Montreal, Monterrey, and New York City) teamed up to create the PanAmerican Partnership, a business-training program sponsoring training and research emphasizing North American economic integration, and dedicated to building "the next generation of North American managers." The PanAm Partnership is the first NAFTA-focused business-training program — nearly 350 MBA students from the four partner schools have participated in the MBA plan. Each partner school has a PanAm track in its MBA program for students wishing to build careers in the new "North American" business environment.

Arizona State University (ASU) has taken this new paradigm a step further. Its North American Center for Transborder Studies (NACTS) has introduced a benchmark website, first designed in 2000, allowing "North Americanists" a resource for the growing body of research about economic integration in the NAFTA Triad. It was needed because advancement of economic integration was increasing "despite the lack of press and public attention," and a web presence would allow those in Triad countries to "link up." ASU's website claims the regional integration process deepens even without the kind of public attention enjoyed in Europe. (We think the lack of public and press attention was deliberate, allowing integration to occur under the radar of Americans who would object to the "sovereignty sellout" their leaders are perpetrating.)

It's interesting, in the least, to learn that ASU and NACTS have partnered with the North American Supercorridor Coalition (NASCO), the Kansas City Affairs and Trade Office (site of the NAFTA Supercorridor inland port), and the Americas Society-Council of the Americas. Surprise. NASCO's website states it is developing a corridor-wide educational consortium and inviting universities to join its efforts to improve trade and transportation along the corridor. This consortium will bring together those institutions playing a role in training the next generation to solve international transportation problems and maximize opportunities for tri-national information sharing. Would it surprise anyone to learn that the Americas Society-Council of the Americas is dedicated to market integration in the Americas, and was founded by David Rockefeller? Rockefeller wrote in his 2002 autobiography, Memoirs, that he is proud to be an internationalist working against the best interests of the United States, and conspiring to build a one world government — with himself, no doubt, at the helm.

To be precise, he stated (on page 405, Chapter 27, entitled, "Proud Internationalist"):

For more than a century ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum have seized upon well-publicized incidents such as my encounter with Castro to attack the Rockefeller family for the inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as "internationalists" and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure — one world, if you will. If that's the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it.

Mr. Rockefeller was for 15 years (1970-85) the chairman of the Council on Foreign Relations, the principal organization pushing the NAU. The earlier mentioned document Building a North American Community was written by CFR task-force director Robert Pastor and is the uncontested blueprint for merging the United States, Canada, and Mexico into one political entity called North America. This recommendation appears on page 29: "to develop a network of centers for North American studies.... We recommend that the three governments open a competition and provide grants to universities in each of the three countries to promote courses, education and research on North America."

Predictably, Pastor is the director of the Center for North American Studies at American University, which is dedicated to the idea of moving forward with the trilateral agenda of regional integration. It seems that promotion is already in place and the BNAC document is simply justifying what has already been done.

If today's students on the PanAm track at a growing number of universities are indoctrinated into the glories of "North Americanism," the idea of an independent and sovereign America will be as distant an idea to them as even the word "America" will become. Orwell's character, Winston Smith, lamented that not even knowing the word "freedom" eliminated even the concept of it from the minds of his fellow citizens. That most certainly will be the fate of our children and theirs if this NAU train is not stopped.

Readers of The New American need to recognize that the attention given by the magazine to the NAU is nothing short of a May Day call for opposition to the biggest threat ever, or, as expressed in popular vernacular, we're toast.

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Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called America. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that America doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from America. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that America doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

AMERICA DOES NOT EXIST

you fucking little prick i swear  to god ill fucking kill if i EVER find out who u r.AMERICA will always live on in those who belive in it asshole.EARTH IS  A FUCKING SPHERE IS IDIOTS!!! you cant ever try to fucking bypass ur god forsaken lil imagination,u can live in ur twisted world beliving whatever the fuck u want u god damned geeks    :evil:  america will always live on in my blood,the goverment is not wrong,they make mistakes but not like u fucked up bitchs :x  u all need to take a step into reality and leave ur fucked up world of fucking Stephen King!

If you're happy and you know it, become an internet tough guy!

dude. i live  in ameica. i am in america right now. and you just took this from the australia thread you stupid spammer.

dude. i live  in ameica. i am in america right now. and you just took this from the australia thread you stupid spammer.

Please read the second post up from this one. I believe in you.

Please read the second post up from this one. I believe in you.

He was talking to the thread starter, who created this as a parody of another thread.

Quote from: midnight on February 25, 2007, 04:11:03 PM

Please read the second post up from this one. I believe in you.

He was talking to the thread starter, who created this as a parody of another thread.

I am aware of that. His comment is false, then, in essence because, as the post I directed him to, as well as physical reality, will soon make the OP correct. Although, to be fair, I am certain he wasn't intending to be.

This site is one giant parody, and a trap for people who take it seriously after being told, "I'm really serious," over and over and over.

This site is one giant parody, and a trap for people who take it seriously after being told, "I'm really serious," over and over and over.

I am home.