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Wish me luck...
« on: January 15, 2018, 03:28:42 AM »
...finals start tomorrow and I feel like Jon Snow.
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« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2018, 06:44:00 AM »
The correct answer is C.

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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2018, 06:44:44 AM »
Also, you don't need luck.  You just have to answer C.

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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2018, 06:46:39 AM »
Also, you don't need luck.  You just have to answer C.
Listen to this guy - he knows what he's talking about.  You too could be as successful as jroa and end up a moderator on a flat earth forum. 

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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2018, 06:49:00 AM »
I got 2 degrees by answering C: even on the essay portion.  Suck it...

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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2018, 07:02:35 AM »
I got 2 degrees by answering C: even on the essay portion.  Suck it...
I think the thing you sucked was the d, not c.
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2018, 07:07:00 AM »
I think your mom should have sucked the D and learned to swallow. 

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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2018, 07:28:48 AM »
But why is the correct answer in your signature a) if c is always right?
Oh now I got it, it's your secret way of telling that you're a troll. Smart!
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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2018, 09:16:52 AM »
Also, you don't need luck.  You just have to answer C.

That's not what your sig says.

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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2018, 09:55:43 AM »
Am I lying now,  or was I lying then?

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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2018, 10:11:16 AM »
Am I lying now,  or was I lying then?
When reading your earlier posts, things clear up quickly :)
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« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2018, 11:17:01 AM »
You'll do fine.  Just remember your flat earth training.  I mean, you're in Sweden.  It's not like it's a real university anyways.
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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2018, 11:23:37 AM »
You'll do fine.  Just remember your flat earth training.  I mean, you're in Sweden.  It's not like it's a real university anyways.
Sweden has the best universities of whole europe (maybe even worldwide).

I'll remember Jroe... although I'm not sure if I'm going to chose a or c  :-\
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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2018, 11:28:02 AM »
It is jroa, not Jroe.  Shit man, you are going to fail your exams if you can't even get the basics right.  Did you even answer C?

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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2018, 11:29:30 AM »
It is jroa, not Jroe.  Shit man, you are going to fail your exams if you can't even get the basics right.  Did you even answer C?

I'm sorry Jroa :/
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« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2018, 11:44:03 AM »
When you fail your finals, I know a guy who knows a guy who can get you a very convincing degree for cheap.  Hit me up.

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« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2018, 11:46:07 AM »
When you fail your finals, I know a guy who knows a guy who can get you a very convincing degree for cheap.  Hit me up.
What subject? I take everything, except engineering, because BHS is an engineer and we all know he's a retart.
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« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2018, 11:49:14 AM »
BHS knows a guy who knows a guy too.  Now, you know two guys who know a guy.  You will succeed in life, little grasshopper!

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« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2018, 11:50:33 AM »
When you fail your finals, I know a guy who knows a guy who can get you a very convincing degree for cheap.  Hit me up.
What subject? I take everything, except engineering, because BHS is an engineer and we all know he's a retart.

Swedish meatballs( or maybe you just call them meatballs)?  Building IKEA furniture?  Writing music for ABBA?
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« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2018, 11:50:55 AM »
You will succeed in life
That's true, although not as much as you. Except if you talk to john davis, so he can make me a mod, too?
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« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2018, 11:55:22 AM »
You will succeed in life
That's true, although not as much as you. Except if you talk to john davis, so he can make me a mod, too?

I know a guy who knows a guy...  I will talk to him for you.

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« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2018, 11:56:07 AM »
You will succeed in life
That's true, although not as much as you. Except if you talk to john davis, so he can make me a mod, too?

I know a guy who knows a guy...  I will talk to him for you.
You are such a good guy, jrowe! I always knew you had a good heart :)
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Re: Wish me luck...
« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2018, 12:19:39 PM »
You should be studying! (good luck, mofo)
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2018, 12:24:40 PM »
You should be studying! (good luck, mofo)
I am.
Partwise.

Well, where I live it's already late in the evening, so yeah I guess it's fine.
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« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2018, 12:41:42 PM »
I went to IKEA on the weekend. Had breakfast there. Your heart shaped waffles sucked and there wasn't any cream left. Just your tart 'lingonberry' jam. And they were cold and tasteless. Perhaps you can talk to your IKEA head office in Sweden and tell them Australia is not happy

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« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2018, 12:43:26 PM »
I went to IKEA on the weekend. Had breakfast there. Your heart shaped waffles sucked and there wasn't any cream left. Just your tart 'lingonberry' jam. And they were cold and tasteless. Perhaps you can talk to your IKEA head office in Sweden and tell them Australia is not happy

Only people that have lost in life eat breakfast in IKEA.

We use IKEA to take the money out of the stupid people's pocket. It works very well.
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« Reply #26 on: January 15, 2018, 12:47:13 PM »
I went to IKEA on the weekend. Had breakfast there. Your heart shaped waffles sucked and there wasn't any cream left. Just your tart 'lingonberry' jam. And they were cold and tasteless. Perhaps you can talk to your IKEA head office in Sweden and tell them Australia is not happy

Only people that have lost in life eat breakfast in IKEA.

We use IKEA to take the money out of the stupid people's pocket. It works very well.

Try saying no to a 4 year old when he sees cups of jelly and delicious looking heart shaped waffles.

By the way, I use my sons jelly cup when he's done to score me unlimited coffee and drink refills for free. Sucked in losers!

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« Reply #27 on: January 15, 2018, 12:51:17 PM »
I went to IKEA on the weekend. Had breakfast there. Your heart shaped waffles sucked and there wasn't any cream left. Just your tart 'lingonberry' jam. And they were cold and tasteless. Perhaps you can talk to your IKEA head office in Sweden and tell them Australia is not happy

Only people that have lost in life eat breakfast in IKEA.

We use IKEA to take the money out of the stupid people's pocket. It works very well.

Try saying no to a 4 year old when he sees cups of jelly and delicious looking heart shaped waffles.

By the way, I use my sons jelly cup when he's done to score me unlimited coffee and drink refills for free. Sucked in losers!
Lol, If I had a 4 year old I sure'd feed him something healthy and not pure trash.
But I guess since trash basically runs in your family, it doesn't matter ;)
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« Reply #28 on: January 15, 2018, 12:54:08 PM »
I went to IKEA on the weekend. Had breakfast there. Your heart shaped waffles sucked and there wasn't any cream left. Just your tart 'lingonberry' jam. And they were cold and tasteless. Perhaps you can talk to your IKEA head office in Sweden and tell them Australia is not happy

Only people that have lost in life eat breakfast in IKEA.

We use IKEA to take the money out of the stupid people's pocket. It works very well.

Try saying no to a 4 year old when he sees cups of jelly and delicious looking heart shaped waffles.

By the way, I use my sons jelly cup when he's done to score me unlimited coffee and drink refills for free. Sucked in losers!

...without cream.  They got the last laugh after all. 

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« Reply #29 on: January 15, 2018, 12:58:52 PM »
Dude, I feel sorry for any future kids you may have if you permanently deny them any treats. Probably explains why Swedes take things way to seriously and have no sense of humour. Damn.

My condolences dude

By the way, they are very healthy and demonstrate intelligence even greater than you. That's not boasting, that's actually being humble

Oh, while your telling your guys how much your waffles suck, you can tell them to update their uniforms. It's not the 70s anymore, but maybe for swedes, this is considered fashionable


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