everyone knows jet lag is just a clever ploy thought out by the usa government to shade us from the truth. i know the government has been lying to people for years, what if god did place a huge bubble around the earth which contains the atmosphere? or what if were all inside a huge bubble that shifts colors that look like stars in the night and clouds during the day, and the sun is a big hole in the sphere created by hitler to destroy the jews. notice how theres no records of the sun ever existing before hitler! seriously, and when you travel across great distances you don't actually move, you don't go anywhere, its the landscape that shifts like one of those running board thingies when you run and they measure your heart beat rate something just like that song that goes " im like a clock, always running but never going anywhere"
really you guys i think im on the edge of a breakthrough here