Ask Heiwa Anything

Given nobody here is uber rich like Heiwa to afford to fly over and meet him for a coffee and a chat, I figure, why not do a virtual one?

The rule is that you would conduct yourself with him like you would in real life.  And before you post, you must post a picture (keep it small by using img width=100) of the pod flavour you would like to drink and have him 'prepare' for you. This hopefully means that discussions will be civil and no one gets called a twerp. There is also to be no referencing to his website because if you were actually sitting in his office, enjoying a Nespresso, he would need to use his own words.


So I'll start





Heiwa, I would like to talk about space travel. It is a fascinating subject and I was wondering, lets talk about faked moon landings (or fake return trips from the moon). This doesn't mean that space flight in of itself is impossible. Just that we haven't discovered a viable means of getting people on return trips. Landing on the moon may be easier than the Earth as it has less gravity and no atmosphere to burn you up. We can see though with the Mars One project there were countless numbers of people that would relish the opportunity to knowingly take a one way trip to Mars even when the odds of getting there are slim, and the odds of surviving more than a few minutes in its surface would be even slimmer. Perhaps the people who 'came' back from the moon were not the same people who landed on the moon but body doubles! The real landers are probably still on the moon.

But do you think humanity is bound to Earth forever? Should we invest all our resources into this planet for as long as we can, never even dreaming of a future where we colonise space? Or do you see an opportunity that perhaps someday, we can become advanced enough to leave this planet. Even if the only way was literally in Artificial Intelligence form and uploading our 'consciousness' into the cosmos. Maybe our human bodies are simply too frail.

I would like your insight on this mind boggling subject

<takes a sip>

Ahh. That's some fine Nespresso 

<Sets down an ice cold can of Diet Mountain Dew>

Heiwa, what the hell is wrong with the food in this god forsaken country of yours?  I mean it's beautiful here but Paris is the only city that I've visited where I've actually lost weight.  Your people get an unfair reputation for being rude but all of your waitresses are horrible at their jobs.  There's a restaurant on Champs-Élysées that has the honor of being the only place that I've ever ran out on the check, mostly in protest to the terrible food and service and every single food establishment in France.  Last time I visited I was here a week.  I never ate at the same place twice.  Every single restaurant I went to was worse than the one before.  That means that if I lived in France that every meal would be the worst meal of my life.

Do you seriously like this warmed over garbage you call food here?  Is this some kind of prank you're playing on the entire world?

<Sets down an ice cold can of Diet Mountain Dew>

Heiwa, what the hell is wrong with the food in this god forsaken country of yours?  I mean it's beautiful here but Paris is the only city that I've visited where I've actually lost weight.  Your people get an unfair reputation for being rude but all of your waitresses are horrible at their jobs.  There's a restaurant on Champs-Élysées that has the honor of being the only place that I've ever ran out on the check, mostly in protest to the terrible food and service and every single food establishment in France.  Last time I visited I was here a week.  I never ate at the same place twice.  Every single restaurant I went to was worse than the one before.  That means that if I lived in France that every meal would be the worst meal of my life.

Do you seriously like this warmed over garbage you call food here?  Is this some kind of prank you're playing on the entire world?

Isn't Heiwa Dutch?

Isn't Heiwa Dutch?

Yeah, but he lives in France as far as I know.

Quote from: JimmyTheCrab on October 17, 2017, 02:15:57 AM

Isn't Heiwa Dutch?

Yeah, but he lives in France as far as I know.

I think he's lived there long enough that I can blame France's problems on him.

He's Dutch which according to Wikipedia means he's from the Netherworld.  I have no experience with the food there.

Hey, Heiwa, wanna go rent some prostitutes?

Isn't Heiwa Dutch?

No, he's Swedish.  Haven't you read is CP on his popular web site that has never been proven wrong?

Heiwa, where do babies come from?

Heiwa, I would like to talk about space travel. It is a fascinating subject and I was wondering, lets talk about faked moon landings (or fake return trips from the moon). This doesn't mean that space flight in of itself is impossible. Just that we haven't discovered a viable means of getting people on return trips. Landing on the moon may be easier than the Earth as it has less gravity and no atmosphere to burn you up. We can see though with the Mars One project there were countless numbers of people that would relish the opportunity to knowingly take a one way trip to Mars even when the odds of getting there are slim, and the odds of surviving more than a few minutes in its surface would be even slimmer. Perhaps the people who 'came' back from the moon were not the same people who landed on the moon but body doubles! The real landers are probably still on the moon.

But do you think humanity is bound to Earth forever? Should we invest all our resources into this planet for as long as we can, never even dreaming of a future where we colonise space? Or do you see an opportunity that perhaps someday, we can become advanced enough to leave this planet. Even if the only way was literally in Artificial Intelligence form and uploading our 'consciousness' into the cosmos. Maybe our human bodies are simply too frail.

I would like your insight on this mind boggling subject

Thanks for asking. Please study:
http://heiwaco.com/moontravel.htm
http://heiwaco.com/moontravelw1.htm
http://heiwaco.com/moontravelw2.htm
http://heiwaco.com/moontravel1.htm
http://heiwaco.com/moontravel2.htm

Only twerps believe in human space travel. Prove me wrong and collect €1M!
http://heiwaco.com/chall2.htm

Can you read heiwa? You just broke every fucking rule for participation in this thread. Pretend we are sitting at your table right now enjoying a Nespresso. What do you say on the matter? Your website links are forbidden. Your use of the word Twerps can only be used if someone disrespects you personally while 'in your office'.

So please try again. I took the time to ask the question. Take some time to answer it. Your own words, here and now. Just like I'm at your table

I hate to say it but I am fantasizing about being with you right now Heiwa! Give it to me!!!

Can you read heiwa? You just broke every fucking rule for participation in this thread. Pretend we are sitting at your table right now enjoying a Nespresso. What do you say on the matter? Your website links are forbidden. Your use of the word Twerps can only be used if someone disrespects you personally while 'in your office'.

So please try again. I took the time to ask the question. Take some time to answer it. Your own words, here and now. Just like I'm at your table

I hate to say it but I am fantasizing about being with you right now Heiwa! Give it to me!!!

Well, all I have to say about space travel is at my website and I hate to repeat myself in writing. Have a go at my €1M space Challenge. http://heiwaco.com/chall2.htm . It gives you a chance to finally understand the difficulties involved to fly in space to and piss on the Moon or Mars and during the trips.
Imagine you going to Mars. It takes 9 months. What do you and your fellow twerps do during the voyage apart from pissing?

What do you and your fellow twerps do during the voyage apart from pissing?

Guzzle sweet, sweet Nescafe. 

Quote from: Heiwa on October 19, 2017, 03:24:02 AM

What do you and your fellow twerps do during the voyage apart from pissing?

Guzzle sweet, sweet Nescafe. 

In no gravity space? No, a nespresso must be enjoyed on Earth. Only twerps dream of coffee in space.

Quote from: Shifter on October 16, 2017, 09:01:38 PM

Heiwa, I would like to talk about space travel. It is a fascinating subject and I was wondering, lets talk about faked moon landings (or fake return trips from the moon). This doesn't mean that space flight in of itself is impossible. Just that we haven't discovered a viable means of getting people on return trips. Landing on the moon may be easier than the Earth as it has less gravity and no atmosphere to burn you up. We can see though with the Mars One project there were countless numbers of people that would relish the opportunity to knowingly take a one way trip to Mars even when the odds of getting there are slim, and the odds of surviving more than a few minutes in its surface would be even slimmer. Perhaps the people who 'came' back from the moon were not the same people who landed on the moon but body doubles! The real landers are probably still on the moon.

But do you think humanity is bound to Earth forever? Should we invest all our resources into this planet for as long as we can, never even dreaming of a future where we colonise space? Or do you see an opportunity that perhaps someday, we can become advanced enough to leave this planet. Even if the only way was literally in Artificial Intelligence form and uploading our 'consciousness' into the cosmos. Maybe our human bodies are simply too frail.

I would like your insight on this mind boggling subject

Thanks for asking. Please study:
http://heiwaco.com/moontravel.htm
http://heiwaco.com/moontravelw1.htm
http://heiwaco.com/moontravelw2.htm
http://heiwaco.com/moontravel1.htm
http://heiwaco.com/moontravel2.htm

Only twerps believe in human space travel. Prove me wrong and collect €1M!
http://heiwaco.com/chall2.htm

A bunch of links to websites that are nothing but conjecture using on junk science based on your shoddy research

Quote from: JimmyTheCrab on October 17, 2017, 02:15:57 AM

Isn't Heiwa Dutch?

No, he's Swedish.  Haven't you read is CP on his popular web site that has never been proven wrong?

Meh, northern Europe.  Close enough guess for me.

Heiwa, what is the square root of 4?

Heiwa, what is the square root of 4?

...in hexadecimal.

Quote from: Albert Wesker on October 19, 2017, 08:44:39 AM

Heiwa, what is the square root of 4?

...in hexadecimal.

No, in standard notation lol.

It's a semi-trick question.

Heiwa, what's the square root of a length of string?

It gives you a chance to finally understand the difficulties involved to fly in space to and piss on the Moon or Mars and during the trips.

No one is denying the difficulties of manned space travel.  You have yet to show why manned space travel should be impossible, given proper engineering and resources.  Just saying that there is no way to lift enough propellant doesn't mean anything unless you can clearly show an upper limit to rocket size and power.

Heiwa, I tried to be nice and reasonable and give you the chance to really have decent discussions and get your side out there but you just cant help yourself. There was to be no calling of twerps or linking to your website. Just having the kind of talk we could have if we really were in your office having your fine Nespresso.

Is this the way you would talk if someone spent all that money travelling to see you? Just tell them an old link to your website and your stupid challenge? What's the point of seeing you then?

This is your opportunity to articulate your side of it. Don't mess this thread up with your website, challenges or your 19th century outdated name calling.

Other people have asked you questions here too, why ignore them? They are at your table Heiwa. So engage with them 

Heiwa, I tried to be nice and reasonable and give you the chance to really have decent discussions and get your side out there but you just cant help yourself. There was to be no calling of twerps or linking to your website. Just having the kind of talk we could have if we really were in your office having your fine Nespresso.

Is this the way you would talk if someone spent all that money travelling to see you? Just tell them an old link to your website and your stupid challenge? What's the point of seeing you then?

This is your opportunity to articulate your side of it. Don't mess this thread up with your website, challenges or your 19th century outdated name calling.

Other people have asked you questions here too, why ignore them? They are at your table Heiwa. So engage with them 

You sound like a twerp.

Is that what you would say If we were face to face after I spent all that money and time to have a chat with you?

That's pretty low man

Twerps are low

Is that what you would say If we were face to face after I spent all that money and time to have a chat with you?

That's pretty low man

Twerps are low

Just come around to my office for a coffee and a face to face discussion.

This one is a virtual one for now. A gauge to see whether or not it would be worth paying you a visit at all. So far, its not looking good for you.

Does his home health nurse allow visitors?

This thread is brilliant.

Quote from: Shifter on October 19, 2017, 01:50:24 PM

Heiwa, I tried to be nice and reasonable and give you the chance to really have decent discussions and get your side out there but you just cant help yourself. There was to be no calling of twerps or linking to your website. Just having the kind of talk we could have if we really were in your office having your fine Nespresso.

Is this the way you would talk if someone spent all that money travelling to see you? Just tell them an old link to your website and your stupid challenge? What's the point of seeing you then?

This is your opportunity to articulate your side of it. Don't mess this thread up with your website, challenges or your 19th century outdated name calling.

Other people have asked you questions here too, why ignore them? They are at your table Heiwa. So engage with them 

You sound like a twerp.

And, there it is.  You can't carry on a civil, polite conversion.  You only know how to engage in personal attacks.  Typical.

Quote from: Heiwa on October 19, 2017, 02:40:26 PM

Quote from: Shifter on October 19, 2017, 01:50:24 PM

Heiwa, I tried to be nice and reasonable and give you the chance to really have decent discussions and get your side out there but you just cant help yourself. There was to be no calling of twerps or linking to your website. Just having the kind of talk we could have if we really were in your office having your fine Nespresso.

Is this the way you would talk if someone spent all that money travelling to see you? Just tell them an old link to your website and your stupid challenge? What's the point of seeing you then?

This is your opportunity to articulate your side of it. Don't mess this thread up with your website, challenges or your 19th century outdated name calling.

Other people have asked you questions here too, why ignore them? They are at your table Heiwa. So engage with them 

You sound like a twerp.

And, there it is.  You can't carry on a civil, polite conversion.  You only know how to engage in personal attacks.  Typical.

You sound tired. Try triathlon. Swim, ran and bike. It will keep you out of trouble.