Satellite obey the laws of ballistics perfectly. Fire an object with a ballistic arc that matches the curve of the planet then you have an orbit. Not difficult to grasp.
As you did not know the Newtonian definition of the word 'force' until I told you, it is no surprise that you come out with such childish nonsense.
You may as well say "Santa delivering all the presents is easy. He simply puts the presents in his sleigh, takes off, and visits every house in the world in one night. Not difficult to grasp".
There is only ONE force acting on a fake satellite - gravity.
And this one force is an accelerative force.
So it will bring your silly fake satellite crashing back to Earth pdq.
Because what goes up must come down.
Now welcome to my block list.
So they should obey the laws of ballistics and they should fall back to Earth pretty damn quick, shouldn't they?
But they don't.
Because they do not exist.
Would you please be so kind as to do the math for our little thought experiment?
It's not 'our' thought experiment, it's yours.
And as it involves an event that is physically impossible to achieve, I see no point in wasting one single second on it.
So knock off the bullshit.
If you like thought experiments, try them here:
https://www.wired.com/2015/01/geeks-guide-sci-fi-workshop/Or maybe you can help mainframes work out how Santa delivers all them presents in one night?
Seriously, you REtards have no idea how ridiculous you sound, do you?