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Ruin a first date in 4 words or less

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #330 on: February 20, 2018, 12:29:39 PM »
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #331 on: February 21, 2018, 08:35:19 AM »
Quote from: Babyhighspeed on February 20, 2018, 12:01:08 PM
Quote from: Boots on February 20, 2018, 11:32:47 AM
Hi, I'm Lonegranger.

This is a life ender, not just a date ender.
I’m a big baby
I love used diapers
My names baby baby
Do you like babies?
I cry a lot
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #332 on: February 21, 2018, 08:42:41 AM »
Jar-Jar is my hero

I shat myself

Allah allah ackbar

Roll tide

Are those real?

You're fatter in person

KY or astroglide

Nancy Pelosi is hawt
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #333 on: February 21, 2018, 04:20:42 PM »
Quote from: Lonegranger on February 21, 2018, 08:35:19 AM
Quote from: Babyhighspeed on February 20, 2018, 12:01:08 PM
Quote from: Boots on February 20, 2018, 11:32:47 AM
Hi, I'm Lonegranger.

This is a life ender, not just a date ender.
I’m a big baby
I love used diapers
My names baby baby
Do you like babies?
I cry a lot

Lonegranger doesn't need 4 words. He doesn't even need 1 word

Just the site of him is enough

And if he said any of the above he would not be lying! To his credit, it would be honest
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #334 on: February 21, 2018, 06:59:31 PM »
Wannamakeababywithme?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #335 on: February 23, 2018, 04:32:10 AM »
"im a flat earther"
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #336 on: February 24, 2018, 12:19:51 PM »
Girl: Your fly is open
Guy: yeah, open for business
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #337 on: February 25, 2018, 06:18:03 PM »
Quote from: RocketSauce on February 24, 2018, 12:19:51 PM
Girl: Your fly is open
Guy: yeah, open for business


Haha I like it
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #338 on: February 26, 2018, 03:27:37 AM »
Quote from: Shifter on February 25, 2018, 06:18:03 PM
Quote from: RocketSauce on February 24, 2018, 12:19:51 PM
Girl: Your fly is open
Guy: yeah, open for business


Haha I like it
Yeap, that was a good one :D
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #339 on: February 26, 2018, 07:09:23 AM »
My balls itch

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #340 on: March 01, 2018, 08:06:42 PM »
Is this a hemorrhoid?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #341 on: March 01, 2018, 08:10:48 PM »
Are you gaslighting me?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #342 on: March 01, 2018, 08:22:03 PM »
Quote from: Shifter on March 01, 2018, 08:10:48 PM
Are you farting me?

[I don't even know when it's really saying fart anymore, but either way this is a great entry]
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #343 on: March 02, 2018, 12:22:44 AM »
"I'm an amateur proctologist ..."
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #344 on: March 02, 2018, 12:24:14 AM »
"I admire Lorena Bobbitt ..."
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #345 on: March 02, 2018, 12:32:27 AM »
"Look! My husband's here!"
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #346 on: March 04, 2018, 06:31:57 PM »
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #347 on: March 04, 2018, 10:27:26 PM »
I got no money
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #348 on: March 04, 2018, 10:36:44 PM »
Quote from: User324 on March 04, 2018, 10:27:26 PM
I got no money

In Sweden, you get everyone else's money
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #349 on: March 04, 2018, 10:39:16 PM »
Quote from: Shifter on March 04, 2018, 10:36:44 PM
Quote from: User324 on March 04, 2018, 10:27:26 PM
I got no money

In Sweden, you get everyone else's money
Yeah it was just a joke anyway, I'm quite rich tbh.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #350 on: March 05, 2018, 02:45:24 AM »
Four words or less, assholes.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #351 on: March 05, 2018, 02:56:31 AM »
That was 5 words
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #352 on: March 05, 2018, 03:56:03 AM »
Quote from: Shifter on March 05, 2018, 02:56:31 AM
That was 5 words
He really is a retard.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #353 on: March 05, 2018, 04:11:49 AM »
Sucky sucky fucky fucky.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #354 on: March 05, 2018, 05:00:57 AM »
Dicky dicky pussy pussy
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #355 on: March 05, 2018, 07:50:33 PM »
I SAID DOLLAR MENU >:(
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #356 on: March 06, 2018, 03:19:23 AM »
Why only four words tho?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #357 on: March 07, 2018, 03:10:38 AM »
Quote from: User324 on March 06, 2018, 03:19:23 AM
Why only four words tho?
^ That is five dickhead.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #358 on: March 07, 2018, 03:58:43 AM »
Sometimes I suck at counting.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #359 on: March 08, 2018, 06:34:29 PM »
Quote from: User324 on March 07, 2018, 03:58:43 AM
Sometimes I suck at counting.

Reported. Failure to count.
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