Why do you think modern technology baffles me. I have made no such statement nor do I hold such sentiment.
You can't work a scanner.
He said he needed help setting up a scanner, not operating it. 
You know my friend, we get accused of being pedantic and obtuse but Dear God in Heaven I am not sure where these people come up with such statements. My daughter, after years of cajoling me to "join the computer age" purchased for me as a gift, an Apple Mac book computer (and Air Mac) and presented it this past Boxing Day. The entire family (not large but it is mine!) thought this a great sort of joke since I had steadfastly refused to "get on the web" or read books electronically (why should I when I possess two library memberships to two most excellent libraries and get the Times delivered, albeit at an exorbitant charge).
So off we go, when a gift is given my Dear Mother taught me that is is impolite not to use a gift, and if possible it should be used and enjoyed at least once in the presence of the giver. So in January after a day of instruction from her I went on the web on this fair computer, thanking the Lord I had learned to type some year previous.
As far as the scanner- I have worked out how to use it (I purchased it last week) but now I am forced to load them onto a site all of which ask for my particulars (email, name) and my daughter has consistently warned me of not divulging any information to some random site or person due to the risk of fraudulent activity.