Hmm, seems like I know bunches about General Relativity. Would you care to show me otherwise (or specifically, were my 'brain just falls out of my head and I forgot the basics')?
First of all, you know almost nothing about gravity yet you dismiss it as magical. You also clearly have no idea what the equivelence principal is as demonstrated by your second post on this thread. According to relativity, saying that we are stationary and there is gravity is just as accurite as saying that we are accelerating and there is no gravity. Gravity bends space, and since space is bearing down on us then we are by definition accelerating. You seem to selectively understand relativity, getting only the parts of it that don't make flat Earth impossible.
To test your knowlage of relativity, I want you to tell me what would happen in the following scenario. For this thought experiment, we will assume that Earth is round. Immagine you are on Earth, and another person is in a space station orbiting close to a black hole 1,000 light years away. According to relativity, time gets slower as the gravity field you are in gets stronger. Let's say the person in the station is orbiting at just the right altitude such that one year for them is 1,000 years for you. Now let's say you send a message to the station, for you it will take 1,000 years for the message to reach it's destination. On the station though, 1,000 years = 1 year. This means that the 1,000 years it took for the message to arive is just one year for our astronaut, yet from the astronauts point of view the Earth is still 1,000 light years away. This means that the light went 1,000 light years in one year, how is this possible if the speed of light is constant? If the person on the station measured the speed of the incoming signal then what would the result be?
Also, if dark energy were the cause then it would accelerate everything including us uniformly such that it would be indistinguishable from being stationary.
Right, and that obviously doesn't happen. So obviously the FE blocks the UA/DE from interacting with stuff on the top of the FE.
But aren't celestial objects above the flat Earth according to FET? If the Earth is blocking it then why is it hitting them and what forces are causing them to move along their paths? Your explenation makes absolutely no sense. You act as if gravity is a terible explenation that only an idiot would believe, yet you cannot provide an explenation that makes the slightest bit of sense and does not conflict with countless observations.
It should also be noted that in order to declare an accelerating object as stationary, space-time must be allowed to bend. The idea that even accelerating objects can be a reference frame was derived from and depends on the existence of gravity. For UA to exist without gravity is paradoxical.
What?
I will elaborate a bit.
According to relativity, declaring the ground is stationary is just as accurite as any other reference frame, and this is the case in both models. The math works out perfectly, you just have to factor in a force that accelerates everything down at a uniform rate. This makes anything in free fall move in a parabolic trajectory as well as many other implications which I am sure you are very familear with. If you then declare that Earth is accelerating up at 9.81 m/s
2 (which is also just as accurite as any other reference frame and works with both models), then the math chenges a bit. Things in free fall move in a strait line as well as many other implications, but if you do the math then the result is always the same as it is if you declare the ground stationary.
So what force could cause all objects to accelerate down at a constant rate? Gravity. There still is a probelem though, every action has an equal and opposite reaction, so what is the equal and opposite reaction for gravity? The only way this could be resolved is if everything had a gravitational pull with a strength proportional to mass. Mathematically, that's the only way to not break Newton's laws.
So really it comes down to this. Either Newton is right and Einstein is wrong, Einstein is right and Newton is wrong, or they are both right and gravity is real.