My flat earth proof

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FlatErfer

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My flat earth proof
« on: August 18, 2015, 10:13:17 AM »
I have definite proof on the fact that earth is flat.
One time I was looking at the floor of my house and noticed that the floor is FLAT and not curved. Oh and also this one guy, Melvin, told me that this one time he went to space and noticed that the earth IS FLAt and not curved. Hope this wakes up all the round earthers.

Thank you :)

Re: My flat earth proof
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2015, 10:26:04 AM »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melvin_Schwartz you mean this guy? He's very well known flat-earth theory supporter and widely known amongst true flat-earthers. I found your post extremely intriguing and thought-provoking. You really blew my mind with this one.
Keep up the good research. Remember, always back up your claims with cold hard FLAT-EARTH theory proof.

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robintex

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Re: My flat earth proof
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2015, 10:26:31 AM »
Just wondering what is the flat earther's opinion of the Unisphere at the 1964-1965 New York World's Fair. (At Flushing Meadows Park ) ? Couldn't you say it was a representation of proof of a round earth ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unisphere

BTW. Shouldn't  the New York World's Fair be added to the long list of Round Earth Conspirators ?
« Last Edit: August 18, 2015, 10:34:19 AM by Googleotomy »
Stick close , very close , to your P.C.and never go to sea
And you all may be Rulers of The Flat Earth Society

Look out your window , see what you shall see
And you all may be Rulers of The Flat Earth Society

Chorus:
Yes ! Never, never, never,  ever go to sea !

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FlatErfer

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Re: My flat earth proof
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2015, 10:31:01 AM »
Thank you for your kind words FlatEartherForLyf. Yes that is exactly the Melvin I mentioned above. I am planning to continue my pro- flat earth crusade once I am released from the mental asylum.

Thank you. :)

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FlatErfer

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Re: My flat earth proof
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2015, 10:46:50 AM »
Dear Mr googleotomy. You are clearly trying to convert me to round earthanism and I have to warn you, I am a huge FE theory supporter and I will not convert unless you have definitive proof. The World Fair was clearly a government conspiracy.

Thank you. :)

Re: My flat earth proof
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2015, 10:49:07 AM »
A mental asylum? Wow that's a bummer. To aid you in your research, I have prepared this chart that will debunk all existing round-earth "proof"

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FlatErfer

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Re: My flat earth proof
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2015, 10:52:29 AM »
Oh wow your picture is not showing. I would have loved to see your proof  :)

Re: My flat earth proof
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2015, 11:08:11 AM »

Here's the picture, not sure why it didnt show up the first time.

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FlatErfer

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Re: My flat earth proof
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2015, 11:11:34 AM »
Oh wow that is AMAZING! We've got to get this out there!

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sokarul

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Re: My flat earth proof
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2015, 11:12:00 AM »
Narcberry has been reborn.
ANNIHILATOR OF  SHIFTER

It's no slur if it's fact.

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FlatErfer

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Re: My flat earth proof
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2015, 11:33:34 AM »
Narcwhat??

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sokarul

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Re: My flat earth proof
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2015, 02:24:38 PM »
Nacrberry was an uneducated member much like yourself, who also started stupid threads like this one.
ANNIHILATOR OF  SHIFTER

It's no slur if it's fact.

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robintex

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Re: My flat earth proof
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2015, 04:22:05 PM »
Dear Mr googleotomy. You are clearly trying to convert me to round earthanism and I have to warn you, I am a huge FE theory supporter and I will not convert unless you have definitive proof. The World Fair was clearly a government conspiracy.

Thank you. :)

Thank you Mr.FlatErfer. Just wanted to get some confirmation from a flat earther before I jumped to any conclusions. I suppose you can also say the Unisphere is at least one of the largest man-made items of the Round Earth Conspiracy. On the other hand do you have any definitive proof of a flat earth ? For a start - a map ?
Stick close , very close , to your P.C.and never go to sea
And you all may be Rulers of The Flat Earth Society

Look out your window , see what you shall see
And you all may be Rulers of The Flat Earth Society

Chorus:
Yes ! Never, never, never,  ever go to sea !

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FlatErfer

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Re: My flat earth proof
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2015, 01:45:05 AM »
I'm sorry I can't answer your questions because my brain is also flat and my IQ below zero.

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robintex

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Re: My flat earth proof
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2015, 09:22:09 AM »
I'm sorry I can't answer your questions because my brain is also flat and my IQ below zero.

"It should be obvious to the most casual observer."
(Quote  from an old textbook)
Stick close , very close , to your P.C.and never go to sea
And you all may be Rulers of The Flat Earth Society

Look out your window , see what you shall see
And you all may be Rulers of The Flat Earth Society

Chorus:
Yes ! Never, never, never,  ever go to sea !

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Flopsinator

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Re: My flat earth proof
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2015, 04:20:32 PM »
I'm sorry I can't answer your questions because my brain is also flat and my IQ below zero.

"It should be obvious to the most casual observer."
(Quote  from an old textbook)

"You wumbo. He- she- me... wumbo. Wumbo; Wumboing; Wumborama; Wumbology; the study of Wumbo. It's first grade!"
(Quote from a certain person living under a rock)