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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7050 on: December 16, 2009, 07:57:02 AM »
I'd trade sisters. You can sleep with my overweight failure waste of life sister. She has a dyke haircut and might eat all your food.
This.

[OMG - We should introduce these two... maybe they could see themselves in the other, panic, and get jobs!]
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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7051 on: December 16, 2009, 07:59:37 AM »
Have you got a sister Wendy? Cos it would only be fair that you sent one over to him.

I could send one of my 27 brothers over to him, and they can do whatever. I'm down with the rainbow people.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7052 on: December 16, 2009, 11:07:01 AM »
Why would you tell people that? Is this the sort of social commentary that you hit out with in the presence of company? It would explain a lot.

It's 16 here in the UK. Not that most kids give a fuck, my mate Mel lost her virginity at 13, and tbh, she turned out alright, it didn't exactly wreck her life.


'Let's have sex!'
'OK, you want to, I want to!'
'Oh wait.....'
'What?'
'The law.'
'Oh OK, let's not.'

Doesn't happen really, does it.

Very rarely.

Also, to clarify, 15 is legal where I live. So you are still perfectly welcome to send your sister over my way if you'd like, Mykael.

I think if you cross international borders age of consent laws change. The fun thing is as long as both parties are less than 3 years apart sex at any age is legal, but if you are below the age of 16 you can be charged as an unruly minor.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7053 on: December 16, 2009, 11:12:46 AM »
LOL @ unruly minor.

We should pay for a hooker for parsifal, he's a 20 year old virgin he said, right?
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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7054 on: December 16, 2009, 11:41:33 AM »
Why would you tell people that? Is this the sort of social commentary that you hit out with in the presence of company? It would explain a lot.

It's 16 here in the UK. Not that most kids give a fuck, my mate Mel lost her virginity at 13, and tbh, she turned out alright, it didn't exactly wreck her life.


'Let's have sex!'
'OK, you want to, I want to!'
'Oh wait.....'
'What?'
'The law.'
'Oh OK, let's not.'

Doesn't happen really, does it.

Very rarely.

Also, to clarify, 15 is legal where I live. So you are still perfectly welcome to send your sister over my way if you'd like, Mykael.

I think if you cross international borders age of consent laws change. The fun thing is as long as both parties are less than 3 years apart sex at any age is legal, but if you are below the age of 16 you can be charged as an unruly minor.

Balderdash and piffle! Those delightful young fellows are known as horizontal scallywags.

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Raist

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7055 on: December 16, 2009, 01:02:55 PM »
Why would you tell people that? Is this the sort of social commentary that you hit out with in the presence of company? It would explain a lot.

It's 16 here in the UK. Not that most kids give a fuck, my mate Mel lost her virginity at 13, and tbh, she turned out alright, it didn't exactly wreck her life.


'Let's have sex!'
'OK, you want to, I want to!'
'Oh wait.....'
'What?'
'The law.'
'Oh OK, let's not.'

Doesn't happen really, does it.

Very rarely.

Also, to clarify, 15 is legal where I live. So you are still perfectly welcome to send your sister over my way if you'd like, Mykael.

I think if you cross international borders age of consent laws change. The fun thing is as long as both parties are less than 3 years apart sex at any age is legal, but if you are below the age of 16 you can be charged as an unruly minor.

Balderdash and piffle! Those delightful young fellows are known as horizontal scallywags.

I'd totally be horizontal with some minors.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7056 on: December 16, 2009, 02:31:14 PM »
Mykael still hasn't said if he'll hook me up with his sister or not. I'm going to assume that he said yes.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7057 on: December 16, 2009, 02:31:42 PM »
I believe the US has some law about sexual predation on foreign soil too.  You can be punished for sleeping with those 16 year old shemales in Thailand when you get back.  :(
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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7058 on: December 16, 2009, 03:16:16 PM »
But Britain doesn't, Mykael.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7059 on: December 16, 2009, 03:23:05 PM »
I'm 16, yo.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7060 on: December 16, 2009, 03:35:46 PM »
Show your sister this epically sexy picture of me.


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Raist

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7061 on: December 16, 2009, 07:04:47 PM »
I believe the US has some law about sexual predation on foreign soil too.  You can be punished for sleeping with those 16 year old shemales in Thailand when you get back.  :(

16 is legal dawg. It's sleeping with those 12 year olds that gets you jail tiem.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7062 on: December 17, 2009, 12:15:04 AM »
Show your sister this epically sexy picture of me.
Are you Taylor Lautner? No?

Then she's not interested.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7063 on: December 17, 2009, 07:51:04 AM »
Isn't he with Taylor Swift?
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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7064 on: December 17, 2009, 08:43:02 AM »
I believe you.
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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7065 on: December 17, 2009, 12:39:34 PM »
Show your sister this epically sexy picture of me.
Are you Taylor Lautner? No?

Then she's not interested.

I don't know who that is, but I guarantee you that I am at least 10 times sexier. Where do you live anyway?

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7066 on: December 17, 2009, 12:40:23 PM »
Show your sister this epically sexy picture of me.
Are you Taylor Lautner? No?

Then she's not interested.

I don't know who that is, but I guarantee you that I am at least 10 times sexier. Where do you live anyway?

Dude from Twilight. The tan, wolfy one.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7067 on: December 17, 2009, 12:48:40 PM »
Show your sister this epically sexy picture of me.
Are you Taylor Lautner? No?

Then she's not interested.

I don't know who that is, but I guarantee you that I am at least 10 times sexier. Where do you live anyway?

Dude from Twilight. The tan, wolfy one.

Still have no idea who it is. I could google it, but now that I know it has to do with Twilight I don't think I should.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7068 on: December 17, 2009, 12:54:03 PM »
You'd know him if you saw him.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7069 on: December 17, 2009, 12:54:07 PM »

Northern king... Return
Follow the path we make, longer for every day
Warlord... Return
Your eyes in the sky will show you the way
Northern king... Return
We will be waiting, thousands and thousands of men
Warlord... Return
Together we will drink, fight, die and live again!

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7070 on: December 17, 2009, 12:57:38 PM »
You'd know him if you saw him.

I hope not, but maybe.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7071 on: December 17, 2009, 01:43:26 PM »

Northern king... Return
Follow the path we make, longer for every day
Warlord... Return
Your eyes in the sky will show you the way
Northern king... Return
We will be waiting, thousands and thousands of men
Warlord... Return
Together we will drink, fight, die and live again!


Have you lost weight, my beardy friend?
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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7072 on: December 17, 2009, 02:16:24 PM »
Have you lost weight, my beardy friend?
I wouldn't say that.
I look fatter than I really am in those other pics for some reason.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7073 on: December 17, 2009, 03:09:19 PM »

Northern king... Return
Follow the path we make, longer for every day
Warlord... Return
Your eyes in the sky will show you the way
Northern king... Return
We will be waiting, thousands and thousands of men
Warlord... Return
Together we will drink, fight, die and live again!


Have you lost weight, my beardy friend?
is that a beer you are holding my bearded viking king?
an vir

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7074 on: December 17, 2009, 04:03:07 PM »
Have you got a sister Wendy? Cos it would only be fair that you sent one over to him.

I could send one of my 27 brothers over to him, and they can do whatever. I'm down with the rainbow people.

27 brothers. wow

I used a rhetorical technique called a hyperbole to signify that I feel that I have brothers to spare.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7075 on: December 17, 2009, 04:12:41 PM »
Have you got a sister Wendy? Cos it would only be fair that you sent one over to him.

I could send one of my 27 brothers over to him, and they can do whatever. I'm down with the rainbow people.

27 brothers. wow

I used a rhetorical technique called a hyperbole to signify that I feel that I have brothers to spare.

You used an equation along the lines of (x^2 / a^2) - (y ^2 / b^2) = 1  ?

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7076 on: December 17, 2009, 05:17:12 PM »
is that a beer you are holding my bearded viking king?
Sure is. I wish I had real Viking mead though.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7077 on: December 17, 2009, 05:19:57 PM »
is that a beer you are holding my bearded viking king?
Sure is. I wish I had real Viking mead though.
can't you buy that at a super market.
an vir

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7078 on: December 17, 2009, 05:22:29 PM »
Err.. No.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #7079 on: December 17, 2009, 05:23:53 PM »
Have you got a sister Wendy? Cos it would only be fair that you sent one over to him.

I could send one of my 27 brothers over to him, and they can do whatever. I'm down with the rainbow people.

27 brothers. wow

I used a rhetorical technique called a hyperbole to signify that I feel that I have brothers to spare.

You used an equation along the lines of (x^2 / a^2) - (y ^2 / b^2) = 1  ?

We have a test on ellipses in math tomorrow.