Hm, after reading my post, I shall concede that I was perhaps a bit harsh. It's my luck you probably live in Japan, or some other equally developed Asian state with no Jews. So I shall retract my accusation of your living in a cave. As for qualifications, I don't know yours, nor you mine. So on that point we're even. I expect you probably have more than a BA, as I do. As for Hebrew, yes, enlightening yourself wouldn't hurt. Learning Scripture is always a good idea. And you were close. Adolf Hipster is what he calls himself. I'm unsure whether to be amused or offended by that.

Overall, perhaps I did go off a little bit. My apologies, not for defending myself, but for being rather undiplomatic about it.