My Trip To The Ice Wall

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« Reply #210 on: January 28, 2007, 02:54:16 AM »
I live in Stewart Island in New Zealand, which is pretty close to Antarctica, about the closest you could get I'd say. I also own an inflatable boat and have been thinking about going to see the great ice wall. I had planned to walk accross the ice and then climb the wall right to the top and ring all my friends via video calling and tell them what a bunch of stupid round-earth believing morons they are. BUT then I realized that I would need an astronaught suit, an oxygen tank and a bottle of vodka (just for the nerves). But somehow you managed to climb out of the atmosphere by hand with absolutely no resources execpt a rope which wasnt even visable in your photos. By the way, I find it very VERY hard to understand how around 6 billion people have failed to make it to this "ice wall" either with a plane, a helicopter, a boat, by swimming, or with a really good fucking camera.

p.s The guards................. guards which apparently never come in contact with anyone wouldn't have much reason to be in uniform would they? Plus their lil outfits wouldnt be much good in subzero temperatures. I guess those sexy boot pom poms must keep them cosy at night..............

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« Reply #211 on: January 28, 2007, 03:03:59 AM »
stop wearing womans clothing and get a real job, you child mollesting Christian "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN, IT PUTS THE BIBLE DOWN ITS PANTS".  You make me lick my moustache! you sexy biatchs!

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« Reply #212 on: January 28, 2007, 03:06:13 AM »
As I understand it is way to cold for any human to get to the ice wall.

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« Reply #213 on: January 28, 2007, 03:11:08 AM »
Quote from: "DiegoDraw"
Well, recently, I was talking to my friend who apparently got an interning job at NASA engineering (I'm not sure what she does there, but it was a pretty low-down job). Basically, I was discussing the Flat Earth Theory with her, and she said she was pretty sure she heard something about it walking by this one office, but she didn't know for sure (she said she heard something about needing more guards because too much information is leaking). Well, she goes and talks to her boss, who ends up talking to his boss who was, I guess, one of the conspirators. He told my friend's boss that there was nothing the matter and he believed it, but she didn't. So, she goes and talks to the other guy, who basically breaks into a panic.
Nobody was supposed to hear that meeting and, while she didn't hear all that much, the guy apparently thought that she could've heard more than what she did here. So he offers her anything to get her to shut up. She asks to see the Ice Wall with her friend (me :D). Thing is, they didn't tell ME that I needed to shut up. So, here's my trip to the Ice Wall.

First, here is where I first snuck a picture. We first traveled in a jeep across Antarctica, but I couldn't snap any pictures, because we were in too close of quarters. Anyways, this is a gate down at the very edge of Antarctica. You could just barely make out the Ice Wall from the edge of this wall that went up some seven feet or so. The guards looked really stern, and well-disciplined:



Here is the tower that I had to sleep in before making the trek to and up the ice wall. It was surprisingly comfy, and had good heating:


Here is when we were walking up to the Ice Wall. Those are more guards down at the bottom. I quickly snuck my camera out of my coat to snap this one. Not sure if you can see them in this picture, but those guys had some nasty guns. Also, they had to deactivate some automatic turrets that would shoot people down if they got too close to the ice wall without proper clearance:


Well, the guys didn't come up with us. They thought we were nutballs for wanting to try climbing to the top. So, it gave me time to snap a picture while we were on the Ice Wall. It was getting really chilly at this point:


Then we got to the scariest part. Since all of you crazy Round Earthers keep asking to take a picture of 'space,' I was determined to take it upon myself to do so. There was no real flat surface on the top of the ice wall, so I told my friend to get the rope and lower me down a tiny bit so that I could snap a quick picture. She thought I was crazy, but she did it anyway. Here is what I got:



After that, we were instructed to come down, and she signed a contract saying that neither of us would talk about the Ice Wall. Luckily, I slipped away before I signed it, therefore nothing about it was legal. I've got all the proof I need right here, though. Completely undeniable. I've even got a shot of the space on the other side of the Ice Wall.
You whiny Round Earthers better shut up now. I've gone through a crapload of stuff to go through with this, even evading the law.
My friend told me that the governments haven't located this site or at least don't go to it regularly, so I figured it was safe to post it here. I'm going to try to find some other places where I can get this out without catching their attention (if they figure it out, I'll probably be killed...).


~D-Draw

Wouldn't it have been much easier to kill your friend over such a large conspiracy?
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« Reply #214 on: January 28, 2007, 03:23:15 AM »
After much thought I have come to the conclusion that anyone who goes out of their way to deface the hard work and investigation of scientist and astrologists must be very sad. Infact I just returned from my fortune teller and her crystals informed me of ur childhood. What happened to you is not your fault! Starting a cult to corrupt these people won't fix your problems, I think the only way you will ever be able to leave your basement and rid your self of your ICE-WALL tan is if you can face your fear of the great VAGINA.






















































I have a VAGINA.........................  :)

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« Reply #215 on: January 28, 2007, 03:28:25 AM »
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After much thought I have come to the conclusion that anyone who goes out of their way to deface the hard work and investigation of scientist and astrologists must be very sad. Infact I just returned from my fortune teller and her crystals informed me of ur childhood. What happened to you is not your fault! Starting a cult to corrupt these people won't fix your problems, I think the only way you will ever be able to leave your basement and rid your self of your ICE-WALL tan is if you can face your fear of the great VAGINA.






















































I have a VAGINA.........................  :)



Is your VAGINA enormous   :twisted:

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pheonix

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« Reply #216 on: January 28, 2007, 04:10:58 AM »
I don't believe in round vaginas, my vagina is as flat as the Earth, but you'll never get to see because theres a huge wall of ice around the perimetre!

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« Reply #217 on: January 28, 2007, 04:18:48 AM »
I was wondering what that terrible smell was. I think you need those ice guards to do some in house cleaning   :lol:

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« Reply #218 on: January 28, 2007, 10:47:14 AM »
Quote from: "Free Willy"
As I understand it is way to cold for any human to get to the ice wall.


Who told you that?


As a sidenote: stop spamming my goddamned thread.

~D-Draw

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« Reply #219 on: January 28, 2007, 11:24:06 PM »
And on another side note, why don't you stop lying to these people

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« Reply #220 on: January 29, 2007, 12:31:21 AM »
I found the picture of your tower when I googled "Prisons".
The picture of "you" climbing the "Ice Wall" was in fact from a Holidaying website, which I cant remember the URL of but I Googled Iceland Holiday Activities. That picture was there. So so fake, why did you even bother?
 prefer not to have a signature as it just has nothing to do with anything at all.

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« Reply #221 on: January 29, 2007, 02:03:40 AM »
Quote from: "Ascendant Justice"
I found the picture of your tower when I googled "Prisons".
The picture of "you" climbing the "Ice Wall" was in fact from a Holidaying website, which I cant remember the URL of but I Googled Iceland Holiday Activities. That picture was there. So so fake, why did you even bother?

The joke flew right over the top of this geniuses head, didn't it?

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« Reply #222 on: January 29, 2007, 03:01:17 AM »
i realize it's a joke, but some facts u should know when trying to make it
greece is nowhere near the RE and FE antarctica (makes no sense to send guards)
and first of all...if they did NOT come with you up...you could've taken as many photos as ur head desired.
oh, and the government...what government excuse me? (you actually think that they can hide the fact the world is flat but can't find one damned terrorist?)
ah and the funny part, anyone ever try to look past a light bulb?
try this...take a normal lamp, no protection to it (so u can see the whole light bulb) light up...and try to look past it...u'll have a slight problem...u can't see that much...human eyes cannot focus on two sources of light placed succesively or on a small light source when close to a powerful light source...and considering that u are iluminated as well as the ice (which by the way is a VERY good reflectant) u have no way of seeing the stars, ah and that was for the human eye...cameras are even worse....

ah and just as a finishing touch wtf...gene boosted soldiers wearing that stupid issue? be realistic if any man would be gene boosted for military purposes he wouldn't be wearing a stupide, prohibitive clothing... (and why wouldn't the gene boosting be used for something more practical, like "supergenes" for running, eyesight and other stuff that could help the americans to turn iraq into the vietnam scene that they win.

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« Reply #223 on: January 29, 2007, 03:32:53 PM »
Quote from: "Ascendant Justice"
I found the picture of your tower when I googled "Prisons".
The picture of "you" climbing the "Ice Wall" was in fact from a Holidaying website, which I cant remember the URL of but I Googled Iceland Holiday Activities. That picture was there. So so fake, why did you even bother?

*Sigh* Not ones for reading through the thread before you post in it, eh? I've said it's much less proving MY point and far more disproving the veracity of a specific way of arguing (namely with photographs as "proof"). I think I've conveyed well that photographs do not constitute proof of anything.

~D-Draw

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« Reply #224 on: January 29, 2007, 07:34:49 PM »
Not for anything, but you suck at life. You make FE's want to change their views to Round Earth. You are a disgrace to life and all its people. Why did you waste five seconds of your life, YAHOOing (okay not googling) images on the Ice Wall (Page 32) then pasting it on here and calling it fact. Your rebuttals stinkaroo and everything you post is a continuous and invidious lie. Go back to the Ice Wall and take some more pictures for me. I'll give you a picture of my face, you think you could photoshop it on there?
wned!

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« Reply #225 on: January 29, 2007, 07:48:16 PM »
Quote from: "n00bac00astaIb00sta"
but you suck at life.

Quote from: "n00bac00astaIb00sta"
YAHOOing (okay not googling) images on the Ice Wall (Page 32)


I don't think you're a credible source when it comes to telling people they suck at life.

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« Reply #226 on: January 29, 2007, 08:08:17 PM »
I think Beast is a creditable source when it comes to telling people they suck at life.
quote="DiegoDraw"]"And Moses said unto his brethren: 'The Earth is flat!...biznatches,'" [/quote]
DOT INFO

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pheonix

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« Reply #227 on: January 29, 2007, 09:55:31 PM »
I think beast is a sexy bitch

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icthyosis

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« Reply #228 on: January 30, 2007, 03:28:15 PM »
Quote from: "DiegoDraw"




LOL
NICE US OF MS PAINT
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« Reply #229 on: January 30, 2007, 03:39:26 PM »
use

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cmdshft

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« Reply #230 on: January 30, 2007, 03:41:19 PM »
Fag

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icthyosis

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« Reply #231 on: January 30, 2007, 03:46:05 PM »
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
Fag


GRAMMAR AND SPELLING IS THE ONLY THING YOU CAN ATTACK BECAUSE I AM RIGHT.
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cmdshft

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« Reply #232 on: January 30, 2007, 03:49:24 PM »
Yeah but you can't really read what I am saying, now can you? You jave to quote it or highlight it, which makes you weak...

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icthyosis

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« Reply #233 on: January 30, 2007, 03:51:30 PM »
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
jave


HAVE
[size=24]TIME IS CUBIC[/size]

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cmdshft

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« Reply #234 on: January 30, 2007, 03:55:50 PM »
TYPO

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icthyosis

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« Reply #235 on: January 30, 2007, 03:57:32 PM »
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
TYPO


THEN DON'T CALL ME A FAG FOR MAKING A TYPO IF YOU MAKE ONE YOURSELF.
















































FAG
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cmdshft

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« Reply #236 on: January 30, 2007, 03:58:44 PM »
IF YOU HAD ANY READING COMPREHENSION SKILLS YOU'D KNOW THAT IT WASN'T AIM'D AT YOU, DOUCHE

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icthyosis

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« Reply #237 on: January 30, 2007, 04:02:10 PM »
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
IF YOU HAD ANY READING COMPREHENSION SKILLS YOU'D KNOW THAT IT WASN'T AIM'D AT YOU, DOUCHE


Caps lock is cruise control for control.
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« Reply #238 on: January 30, 2007, 07:17:55 PM »



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« Reply #239 on: January 30, 2007, 07:24:56 PM »
This is so fucking stupid. -_-