I want to meet 17.
I've always wondered if he's as much of a racist, misogynist, bigot as he makes himself out to be. There's actually been a scant few times I've agreed with things he's said, so maybe he's just a troll that rarely breaks character.
He seems quite personable when he's flirting with Gayer in Get Involved. I'd like to meet him, and I would definitely like to meet levee. I simply can't imagine what levee would be like.
Supertails is the nicest person here, so I could probably handle that. I wouldn't mind teaming up with Parsifal and PP to point out logical fallacies, mock spoken grammatical errors, and generally make people feel inferior. randomism would probably talk about accelerometers the whole time. Saddam would make a lot of obscure FES inside jokes and references, and then return to the meeting place six years later and mutter to nobody, "he is". Thork is probably much quieter and less obnoxious than he is here, but I would still enjoy verbally abusing him in person. Then, of course, there's Tom Bishop - another enigma. Is he really the man depicted in his avatar? Surely not. Anyway, the man I would like to meet above all else is, of course, James McIntyre.