Flat Earth Merchandise

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krukoslik

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Flat Earth Merchandise
« on: March 05, 2012, 11:46:18 AM »
I took a gander at the flat earth shop and i could feel nothing but dissapointment. T-shirts are cool, I guess, but let's be honest, It's seriously lacking. How about some hats, or stickers? maybe some patches and hoodies. How else am I going to express my love for this great society?

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Re: Flat Earth Merchandise
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2012, 11:53:56 AM »
Daniel does sell hoodies when asked (I have one), and also sends out various items including stickers, patches, stencils, model Earths, and badges, as part of the membership packs people receive when they become Friends of the Flat Earth Society (Official Members).


A wooly hat or scarf would be cool though. Shame winter's over!
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Re: Flat Earth Merchandise
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2012, 10:55:39 AM »
Flat Earth Society: The Flamethrower

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Re: Flat Earth Merchandise
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2012, 12:12:44 PM »
Flat Earth Society: The Flamethrower

We already have a lot of those. We need FES posters.

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Re: Flat Earth Merchandise
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2012, 01:54:32 PM »
I've had a fair number of request for stuff beyond the usual t-shirts.  I've thought about that before but the cost usually gets in the way.  With unusual (well, compared to t-shirts) stuff like hats and scarves, not many people are likely to buy them and the per-unit cost would make them prohibitively expensive.  If people want FES stuff, I try to do it as cheaply as possible while maintaining good quality.  The t-shirts are a good middle-ground.  I can sell those for $20 (including international air mail), provide a good-quality item that people enjoy and use the $1ish I make on each shirt to help offset the cost of hosting the site, etc.  So everybody's happy, from what I can tell.  I don't think I'd feel good about people paying like $40 for a FES-branded baseball cap or whatever.

I am looking into some printed items like posters, though.  I've found a lot of great illustrations in some of the books we inherited recently.  I may be able to scan them, clean the images up and do a small run of posters/prints based on that.  Not just a big logo on a white background, but good-quality art prints of some of the amazing illustrations from the UZS era.  I really love the style of those diagrams.  And if I ever get my silk-screening setup working, that will open up lots of new possibilities like doing limited-edition shirts where I hand-screen 20 of them as part of the next Winter Charity Drive and then never print that design again.  And the only way to get one is to donate $xx to whatever charity we're working with.  But I'm probably getting ahead of myself :)  Designing and making stuff is a hobby of mine so I sometimes get carried away thinking about that sort of thing.  I need to get caught up on a small backlog of membership packs before I start worrying about all of the little side-projects..

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Re: Flat Earth Merchandise
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2012, 02:00:29 PM »
The best way to do posters would be to simply host high-quality versions on the site. Then people can download them and print them locally at a much lower cost than would be the case if you sent them out. It'd be cheaper and easier.


Hell, thanks to 3D printing we'll probably be able to print off our own FE model planes within the next few years!
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Re: Flat Earth Merchandise
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2012, 02:10:22 PM »
Daniel can easily provide FE merchandise of all types by creating a Zazzle.com store.

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Thork

Re: Flat Earth Merchandise
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2012, 02:15:41 PM »
You could set up a merch deal with some vendor. Then they do it all for you. Yes, they take a slice, but because they scale it up and do it with all their other products, the price is ok. $18 for a T-shirt is comparable.

http://www.districtlines.com/home

It also gets around the rather uncomfortable "I sent Daniel money, wheres my f*cking stuff?" threads.

Edit: Beaten by Tom. Same thing though.

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Re: Flat Earth Merchandise
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2012, 05:49:07 AM »
You could paint pretty pictures.

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Thork

Re: Flat Earth Merchandise
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2012, 12:47:49 PM »
Sooo, what happened?

Either Daniel is feverishly organising new merch oooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrr he's not and has no intention of doing so.

This means this thread can be updated with progress or locked if nothing will be done.

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Thork

Re: Flat Earth Merchandise
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2012, 04:19:51 PM »
It seems someone else has beaten Daniel to it.

https://controversy.wearscience.com/design/flatearth/


And they are only $16.

You can even get a flat earth bag for school or college


I'd let out a groan of dismay but I can't see Daniel ever organising himself. He's his own worst enemy.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2012, 04:23:54 PM by Thork »

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Re: Flat Earth Merchandise
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2012, 06:28:38 PM »
I'm a flat earth proponent, not a drippy earth one.
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Re: Flat Earth Merchandise
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2012, 08:58:56 AM »
I deal with a lot of printed designs etc and have contacts with many of the larger / better printers and speciality printers in this area of the US.  If you need help choosing paper, a printer or a design let me know.
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Re: Flat Earth Merchandise
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2012, 11:16:02 AM »
Daniel does sell hoodies when asked (I have one), and also sends out various items including stickers, patches, stencils, model Earths, and badges, as part of the membership packs people receive when they become Friends of the Flat Earth Society (Official Members).


A wooly hat or scarf would be cool though. Shame winter's over!

If you order one now you might just get it by next January!
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Re: Flat Earth Merchandise
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2012, 10:42:44 AM »
has anyone got their orders yet?  ???

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Re: Flat Earth Merchandise
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2012, 10:44:57 AM »
Surely there's nothing to even order yet, is there?

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Re: Flat Earth Merchandise
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2012, 03:10:17 PM »
There recently was Saddam. I don't think Daniel has sent them out yet though, probably hasn't received them from the shirt/hoody making people yet.
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Re: Flat Earth Merchandise
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2012, 09:15:26 AM »
There recently was Saddam. I don't think Daniel has sent them out yet though, probably hasn't received them from the shirt/hoody making people yet.

Yes, that.  I should be getting them very soon, though.  And the packaging is all sorted out already, so it's just a matter of dropping the shirts into the shipping bags and sending them.  I'll tweet/post/email people as soon as the stuff is on its way.