humans werent created dicktree, it took millions of years of evoloution, along with the help of visitors from other planets. yues i believe in erik von danikan's theorys, they seem to make perfect sense to me.
for instance, it says in the bible that noah, was half man half angel, people today thorize that as a mix-breeding betweeen man and extra-terrestrial, since all major religions blive in divine intervention, causein a half-human, half-god combination.
soddom and gommora (assumign i spelled it right) could be explained as the extra-terrestrials, whom were watching over the humans (studying them) decided to intervine, the bibile clearly states that few were warned, and not allowed to come back for many years (indicating a risk of radiation).
there are amillion other ways that i could explain every thing in the bible with this very good theory, but ill wait to here your explanations.