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Re: The moon
« Reply #30 on: February 28, 2011, 04:48:24 AM »
The moon does rotate, lulz, its rotation coincides with its orbit around earth.  Look up tidally locked satellites.
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Re: The moon
« Reply #31 on: February 28, 2011, 04:59:43 AM »
As bacteria on the Moon travel across its surface, they emit bioluminescent light. This stream of light hits the iron core of the flat Earth, causing the expulsion of electrons (the photoelectric effect). The Moon rides aloft on this fountain of electrons.
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Re: The moon
« Reply #32 on: February 28, 2011, 06:11:14 AM »
Quote from: James on February 28, 2011, 04:59:43 AM
As bacteria on the Moon travel across its surface, they emit bioluminescent light. This stream of light hits the iron core of the flat Earth, causing the expulsion of electrons (the photoelectric effect). The Moon rides aloft on this fountain of electrons.
  Your enlightenment of the moon & electrons is beyond my comprehension.
   Are you a professor? If so which university?
   Maybe I could take an online course.
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Re: The moon
« Reply #33 on: February 28, 2011, 06:13:51 AM »
Quote from: James on February 28, 2011, 04:59:43 AM
As bacteria on the Moon travel across its surface, they emit bioluminescent light. This stream of light hits the iron core of the flat Earth, causing the expulsion of electrons (the photoelectric effect). The Moon rides aloft on this fountain of electrons.

James, have you ever calculated how much photoelectric energy would be required to keep the moon aloft?
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Re: The moon
« Reply #34 on: February 28, 2011, 06:57:04 AM »
Quote from: James on February 28, 2011, 04:59:43 AM
As bacteria on the Moon travel across its surface, they emit bioluminescent light. This stream of light hits the iron core of the flat Earth, causing the expulsion of electrons (the photoelectric effect). The Moon rides aloft on this fountain of electrons.

I think the bacteria theory has been roundly rejected now James. Most leading FE scholars agree that moon shrimp is the only acceptable sane explanation.
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Re: The moon
« Reply #35 on: February 28, 2011, 09:18:32 AM »
we must find a way to make peace with the Moon shrimp before they may attack.

James, Speaker to Moon shrimp, have you communicated to them that we only want peace with them and we will no longer consider Shrimp a food source?
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Re: The moon
« Reply #36 on: February 28, 2011, 09:26:01 AM »
Quote from: James on February 28, 2011, 04:59:43 AM
As bacteria on the Moon travel across its surface, they emit bioluminescent light. This stream of light hits the iron core of the flat Earth, causing the expulsion of electrons (the photoelectric effect). The Moon rides aloft on this fountain of electrons.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: The moon
« Reply #37 on: February 28, 2011, 09:27:40 AM »
Quote from: iwanttobelieve on February 28, 2011, 09:18:32 AM
we must find a way to make peace with the Moon shrimp before they may attack.

James, Speaker to Moon shrimp, have you communicated to them that we only want peace with them and we will no longer consider Shrimp a food source?
 They would easily see through that lie, many of them are logged onto FES . They have already seen the soup recipes.
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Re: The moon
« Reply #38 on: February 28, 2011, 09:53:05 AM »
Quote from: hoppy on February 28, 2011, 09:27:40 AM
Quote from: iwanttobelieve on February 28, 2011, 09:18:32 AM
we must find a way to make peace with the Moon shrimp before they may attack.

James, Speaker to Moon shrimp, have you communicated to them that we only want peace with them and we will no longer consider Shrimp a food source?
 They would easily see through that lie, many of them are logged onto FES . They have already seen the soup recipes.

How can moonshrimp get on the internet? Ridiculous notion.
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Re: The moon
« Reply #39 on: February 28, 2011, 10:10:30 AM »
they meay somehow be telepathically connected to James,
so it may be possible they know of the human desecration of earth shrimp.

we can all do our part, chicken may not taste as good on a kabob, but think of the lives, shrimp and human, you may save.

James, Speaker to Moonshrimp, can you save us?
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Re: The moon
« Reply #40 on: February 28, 2011, 10:12:36 AM »
Quote from: Beorn on February 28, 2011, 09:53:05 AM
Quote from: hoppy on February 28, 2011, 09:27:40 AM
Quote from: iwanttobelieve on February 28, 2011, 09:18:32 AM
we must find a way to make peace with the Moon shrimp before they may attack.

James, Speaker to Moon shrimp, have you communicated to them that we only want peace with them and we will no longer consider Shrimp a food source?
 They would easily see through that lie, many of them are logged onto FES . They have already seen the soup recipes.

    

How can moonshrimp get on the internet? Ridiculous notion.
  I don't know how they get on.
   send them a PM or email and ask them how they get on the net.
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Re: The moon
« Reply #41 on: February 28, 2011, 10:40:26 AM »
Quote from: Crustinator on February 28, 2011, 06:57:04 AM
Quote from: James on February 28, 2011, 04:59:43 AM
As bacteria on the Moon travel across its surface, they emit bioluminescent light. This stream of light hits the iron core of the flat Earth, causing the expulsion of electrons (the photoelectric effect). The Moon rides aloft on this fountain of electrons.

I think the bacteria theory has been roundly rejected now James. Most leading FE scholars agree that moon shrimp is the only acceptable sane explanation.

The concensus is that there is a shrimp-like bacteria, this is the edict of cutting-edge science. It is worth noting that the globularist hegemony roundly rejects every true theorem which I have advanced.
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Re: The moon
« Reply #42 on: February 28, 2011, 10:43:17 AM »
Only because you refuse to provide any evidence for them.
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Re: The moon
« Reply #43 on: February 28, 2011, 10:50:33 AM »
Quote from: James on February 28, 2011, 10:40:26 AM
Quote from: Crustinator on February 28, 2011, 06:57:04 AM
Quote from: James on February 28, 2011, 04:59:43 AM
As bacteria on the Moon travel across its surface, they emit bioluminescent light. This stream of light hits the iron core of the flat Earth, causing the expulsion of electrons (the photoelectric effect). The Moon rides aloft on this fountain of electrons.

I think the bacteria theory has been roundly rejected now James. Most leading FE scholars agree that moon shrimp is the only acceptable sane explanation.

The concensus is that there is a shrimp-like bacteria, this is the edict of cutting-edge science. It is worth noting that the globularist hegemony roundly rejects every true theorem which I have advanced.

Bacteria are not shrimp like. Please James you are doing great harm to moon shrimp theory by showing your ignorance. We must be taken seriously by the establishment.
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Re: The moon
« Reply #44 on: February 28, 2011, 11:36:39 AM »
Quote from: James on February 28, 2011, 10:40:26 AM
It is worth noting that the globularist hegemony roundly rejects every true theorem which I have advanced.

...better than flat-out rejection, isn't it?
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Re: The moon
« Reply #45 on: February 28, 2011, 12:05:24 PM »
Quote from: James on February 28, 2011, 10:40:26 AM
Quote from: Crustinator on February 28, 2011, 06:57:04 AM
Quote from: James on February 28, 2011, 04:59:43 AM
As bacteria on the Moon travel across its surface, they emit bioluminescent light. This stream of light hits the iron core of the flat Earth, causing the expulsion of electrons (the photoelectric effect). The Moon rides aloft on this fountain of electrons.

I think the bacteria theory has been roundly rejected now James. Most leading FE scholars agree that moon shrimp is the only acceptable sane explanation.

The concensus is that there is a shrimp-like bacteria, this is the edict of cutting-edge science. It is worth noting that the globularist hegemony roundly rejects every true theorem which I have advanced.

A theorem is a mathematical law which can be proven.
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Re: The moon
« Reply #46 on: February 28, 2011, 12:30:30 PM »
Quote from: James on February 28, 2011, 10:40:26 AM
It is worth noting that the globularist hegemony roundly rejects every true theorem which I have advanced.

James, as a Zeteteic scholar, you shouldn't be putting forth theorems in the first place.  That's just playing into the globuraist hand.
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Re: The moon
« Reply #47 on: February 28, 2011, 02:15:27 PM »
Quote from: James on February 28, 2011, 10:40:26 AM
Quote from: Crustinator on February 28, 2011, 06:57:04 AM
Quote from: James on February 28, 2011, 04:59:43 AM
As bacteria on the Moon travel across its surface, they emit bioluminescent light. This stream of light hits the iron core of the flat Earth, causing the expulsion of electrons (the photoelectric effect). The Moon rides aloft on this fountain of electrons.

I think the bacteria theory has been roundly rejected now James. Most leading FE scholars agree that moon shrimp is the only acceptable sane explanation.

The concensus is that there is a shrimp-like bacteria, this is the edict of cutting-edge science. It is worth noting that the globularist hegemony roundly rejects every true theorem which I have advanced.

What are "shrimp-like bacteria"? Bacteria and shrimp have very little in common.
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Re: The moon
« Reply #48 on: February 28, 2011, 04:20:43 PM »
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What I think a better question might be is, why are there impact craters on the underside of the moon? ???
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Re: The moon
« Reply #49 on: February 28, 2011, 05:53:48 PM »
Quote from: James on February 28, 2011, 10:40:26 AM
The concensus is that there is a shrimp-like bacteria, this is the edict of cutting-edge science. It is worth noting that the globularist hegemony roundly rejects every true theorem which I have advanced.

Edict  From dictionary.com

1. a decree issued by a sovereign or other authority.
2. any authoritative proclamation or command.

No such edict has ever been issued.
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Re: The moon
« Reply #50 on: February 28, 2011, 07:13:47 PM »
please do not question James, he is the only Speaker to moon shrimp on earth, and is our only hope against a possible moonshrimp attack against humans.
In the meantime, please abstain from eating earthshimp.

James, can you avert a moonshrimp attack?
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Re: The moon
« Reply #51 on: March 01, 2011, 06:50:35 PM »
Can anybody explain how impact craters formed on the underside of the moon, and how loose matter stays on the underside of the moon? ???
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Re: The moon
« Reply #52 on: March 01, 2011, 06:52:36 PM »
Quote from: James on February 28, 2011, 10:40:26 AM
Quote from: Crustinator on February 28, 2011, 06:57:04 AM
Quote from: James on February 28, 2011, 04:59:43 AM
As bacteria on the Moon travel across its surface, they emit bioluminescent light. This stream of light hits the iron core of the flat Earth, causing the expulsion of electrons (the photoelectric effect). The Moon rides aloft on this fountain of electrons.

I think the bacteria theory has been roundly rejected now James. Most leading FE scholars agree that moon shrimp is the only acceptable sane explanation.

The concensus is that there is a shrimp-like bacteria, this is the edict of cutting-edge science. It is worth noting that the globularist hegemony roundly rejects every true theorem which I have advanced.

Your dreams are not cutting-edge science, James.
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Re: The moon
« Reply #53 on: March 01, 2011, 07:11:56 PM »
Quote from: Tausami on February 28, 2011, 12:05:24 PM
A theorem is a mathematical law which can be proven.

Topography and geometry are subsets of mathematics; the flatness of the Earth is a topographical, geometric fact.

Quote from: Crustinator on February 28, 2011, 10:50:33 AM
Bacteria are not shrimp like. Please James you are doing great harm to moon shrimp theory by showing your ignorance. We must be taken seriously by the establishment.

In what sense are shrimp dissimilar to lunar bacteria?
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Re: The moon
« Reply #54 on: March 01, 2011, 07:18:23 PM »
Quote from: James on March 01, 2011, 07:11:56 PM
In what sense are shrimp dissimilar to lunar bacteria?

For starters, shrimp are known to exist, lunar bacteria are not.
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Re: The moon
« Reply #55 on: March 01, 2011, 07:24:43 PM »
Quote from: markjo on March 01, 2011, 07:18:23 PM
Quote from: James on March 01, 2011, 07:11:56 PM
In what sense are shrimp dissimilar to lunar bacteria?

For starters, shrimp are known to exist, lunar bacteria are not.

Existence is not a predicate.
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Re: The moon
« Reply #56 on: March 01, 2011, 07:25:53 PM »
Shrimp are known to exist. Bacteria are known to exist.
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Re: The moon
« Reply #57 on: March 01, 2011, 07:30:37 PM »
Quote from: Ichimaru Gin :] on March 01, 2011, 07:25:53 PM
Shrimp are known to exist. Bacteria are known to exist.

Not on the moon, though.

C'mon, James & Ichi, can you just admit the moon shrimp is just nonsense that you guys created for lolz?
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Re: The moon
« Reply #58 on: March 01, 2011, 07:42:33 PM »
I don't endorse moon shrimp.
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Re: The moon
« Reply #59 on: March 01, 2011, 07:53:40 PM »
Quote from: James on March 01, 2011, 07:24:43 PM
Quote from: markjo on March 01, 2011, 07:18:23 PM
Quote from: James on March 01, 2011, 07:11:56 PM
In what sense are shrimp dissimilar to lunar bacteria?

For starters, shrimp are known to exist.  Lunar bacteria, on the other hand, are not known to exist.

Existence is not a predicate.

Better?
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