I have been to Space and seen the earth is round

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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2011, 11:40:10 PM »
The burden of proof lies with the person who makes the claim, and extraordinary claims are best supported by extraordinary evidence. Claiming that you are a Space Traveller (a fictional being) is an extraordinary claim.

If I claimed that I was an elf (I am not an elf), would you think it right if I demanded that you prove beyond reasonable doubt that I was not an elf?
Just like with shrimp on the moon?

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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #31 on: February 04, 2011, 01:48:00 AM »
Well Peach First say Hi to Mario for me love his work.
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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #32 on: February 04, 2011, 12:35:13 PM »
Berny
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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2011, 01:01:30 PM »
the best thing is, they wont respond now or they will respond by pointing out some grammar issues or smth like that.

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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #34 on: February 04, 2011, 10:36:10 PM »
Hi let me introduce myself, well my name is Lance Armstrong ...
Let me stop you there. Neil Armstrong was an astronaut. Lance Armstrong is the 7 time winner of the Tour de France.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lance_Armstrong

Linked below is a list of the 523 people who have allegedly been into space. No one by the name of Lance Armstrong has.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_space_travelers_by_name

I hope everything has healed up down there ok.

Umm im on there look agian buddy number 30

 /   Anousheh Ansari (born 1966), fourth spaceflight participant and first female spaceflight participant, first female Muslim in space, and first Iranian in space.
 Dominic A. Antonelli
 Jerome Apt
 Lee Archambault
  Neil Armstrong (born 1930), flew on Apollo 11 and was the first person to walk on the Moon.
 Richard R. Arnold
 Anatoly Artsebarsky
 Yuri Artyukhin (19301998)
 Jeffrey Ashby
 Oleg Atkov
 Toktar Aubakirov, first Kazakh born person in space.
 Sergei Avdeyev
 [Lance Armstrong]]
You changed a wiki page because you are a dumb ass who doesn't know the name of the first man on the moon?
You f**ked with a charity, to try to hide your own shame? You disseminated yet more ignorance across the web, frightened you might become a minority? You didn't even put it in the right place alphabetically.

I actually don't think that's funny. I like a joke but someone spent lot of time putting that together. I'm out. bye.
No Neil was taken a few years back by some one

So use Lance Armstrong, and try to pretend that he is Neil Armstrong?

Ya, I don't buy it. You are just retarded and are trying to cover your ass now.
Lol.  Couple people here need to take a chill pill and get a sense of humour.  I thought the intentional "Lance Armstrong" instead of Neil Armstrong thing was funny.  Before I'd even gotten past the first couple sentences I could tell that was on purpose.  Have you guys seriously never heard those kinds of jokes?  Even "Louis Armstrong" has been done.
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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #35 on: February 05, 2011, 12:25:10 AM »
lol you guys cant even state one fact that the earth is flat.
The Earth is flat.
Stated!
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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #36 on: February 05, 2011, 03:45:39 AM »
Hey Armstrong I know you get really really high off that hydro but that doesn't make you an astronaut lol
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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #37 on: February 05, 2011, 03:58:39 AM »
This thread is awesomely funny. Thanks all.
I love Berny's lines too.
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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #38 on: February 05, 2011, 08:16:20 AM »
lol you guys cant even state one fact that the earth is flat.
The Earth is flat a lime.
Stated!

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This thread is awesomely funny. Thanks all.
I love Berny's lines limes too.

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And on a more serious note.
For some reason every time I type in L E M O N
it comes out lime.
lime Lime
Really I typed the two fruit up and it just changed l e m o n to lime.

What gives?
Moderator pulling our virtual legs.

Berny
Confused because he had a l e m o n lime punchtag that never was written

To be fair, sometimes what FE'ers say makes so little sense that it's hard to come up with a rebuttal.
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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #39 on: February 05, 2011, 08:33:16 AM »
It happened to me too in Random Musings and my question was ignored (typicalFEer, ahem ahem), but you reminded it to me and I wanna know again!

Also, a lime punchline of yours has to be good... damn.
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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #40 on: February 05, 2011, 08:36:00 AM »
Why are we talking about limes again?

Weren't we talking about lemons?  >:D

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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #41 on: February 05, 2011, 08:47:19 AM »
And on a more serious note.
For some reason every time I type in L E M O N
it comes out lime.
lime Lime
Really I typed the two fruit up and it just changed l e m o n to lime.

What gives?
Moderator pulling our virtual legs.

It's just Daniel's perverse sense of humor.
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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #42 on: February 05, 2011, 08:47:35 AM »
Why are we talking about limes again?

Weren't we talking about lemons?  >:D

Its okay - somebody whispered out how to do the lemon thing.  Doesn't matter cause your all kumquats.

Berny
Going back to playing with citric acid
And isn't this thread about Lance Armstrong going into space?




To be fair, sometimes what FE'ers say makes so little sense that it's hard to come up with a rebuttal.
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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #43 on: February 05, 2011, 02:48:27 PM »
*facepalm*
this guy is an obvious troll

I mean really, confusing Lance with Neil Armstrong?
and the obviously CG pics of earth

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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #44 on: February 05, 2011, 05:04:05 PM »
1. you cant explain how people go round pole to pole
2. you cant explain why moving round the south is the same as the north.

you just point out the obvious again that has nothing to do with the post.... point 2 is most well known yet you cannot explain this. i think this is the biggest flaw in FET

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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #45 on: February 05, 2011, 05:22:02 PM »
Those questions don't even make sense.

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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #46 on: February 05, 2011, 06:40:03 PM »
niether does FET but just to clarify:
the time it takes to travel round the northern hemisphere is the same as the southern hemisphere. this is your biggest flaw isnt it

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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #47 on: February 07, 2011, 02:50:15 AM »
Space Travellers are fictional beings, like elves. There is no such thing as a Space Traveller.

Now hold on a moment James.  I may have to politely disagree with you here.  The Norse did extensive research on the existence of elves and their conclusions are very convincing. Dwarves on the other hand, total fiction.  You'd have to be a madman to believe in them.

I stand corrected.
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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #48 on: February 07, 2011, 06:17:58 AM »
niether does FET but just to clarify:
the time it takes to travel round the northern hemisphere is the same as the southern hemisphere. this is your biggest flaw isnt it

I am feeling kind since you probably don't lurk in the FEB section.

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Q: So what about flight times then? How can FEr's calculate times with the distorted map above?

A: Quite simply RErs can't do that either. There are two many variables. Performance is effected by fuel loads, ambient temperatures and pressures, engine models, the list goes on. Depending on what is happening with other traffic you might be in a hold, or routed out of your way to avoid other traffic or storms. The pilots do not fly direct to their destination either. Depending on the wind they might take off in the opposite direction to the intended route. They then fly SIDS (Standard Instrument Departures) onto a route, follow some beacons, get onto an Oceanic Highway on the way their, follow a STAR (STandard ARrival) on approach, and again go right round the back of an airport to land in the right direction. When pilots are following routes like the typical ones below, how can anyone make a simple straight line DST comparison to ascertain shape? Only the aircraft's Flight Management System really knows how far that trip is. The pilot just uses the data it provides. However FMS source code is closely guarded.


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Q: Well what about flying in the Southern 'Hemisphere'? Surely that would take much longer than times we have.

A: No. Pilots make use of jet-streams in both directions.
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Jet streams are undulating bands of strong, high-altitude winds, associated with cold fronts. They have an average altitude of 10 km and may occasionally exceed 400 km/h. Pilots often seek out a jet stream to speed their jet planes along.
http://www.moriartey.ca/wd/wxfacts1.php

Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #49 on: February 07, 2011, 09:07:51 AM »
you people are stupid if you truely believe the earth is flat.
so many things prove you wrong and you try to defend a crumbling lie
the simple fact you can go west from point "A" and continue to go west and end where you started at point "A" proves it is round like the other guy explained.

fuck the flat world it is truely round!!!!

Read the FAQ. Circumnavigation is not an issue on a flat Earth.
state the fact why its not? circumnavagation is real and a fact it happens all the time

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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #50 on: February 07, 2011, 09:11:12 AM »
you people are stupid if you truely believe the earth is flat.
so many things prove you wrong and you try to defend a crumbling lie
the simple fact you can go west from point "A" and continue to go west and end where you started at point "A" proves it is round like the other guy explained.

fuck the flat world it is truely round!!!!

Read the FAQ. Circumnavigation is not an issue on a flat Earth.
state the fact why its not? circumnavagation is real and a fact it happens all the time
It does. It can happen on a flat earth. Consider the north pole to be the centre of the circle, and the earth projected around it with the south pole surrounding the edge. There is still the problem of circumpolar circumnavigation, but we are still  waiting for an answer on that front.
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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #51 on: February 07, 2011, 04:43:58 PM »
you people are stupid if you truely believe the earth is flat.
so many things prove you wrong and you try to defend a crumbling lie
the simple fact you can go west from point "A" and continue to go west and end where you started at point "A" proves it is round like the other guy explained.

fuck the flat world it is truely round!!!!

Read the FAQ. Circumnavigation is not an issue on a flat Earth.

look at a FET map its easy to work out :S

i still find it hard to believe jet streams can make such a big difference though. thanks for showing me though i must admit i havnt read that bit before cheers. afterall it would take months to read everything on here!
state the fact why its not? circumnavagation is real and a fact it happens all the time

Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #52 on: February 14, 2011, 09:01:54 AM »
more proof of a round earth:

Rotation of the starry sky every 23 hours and 56 minutes, proves Earth moves in relation to the sun. The sun appears to move around Earth in 24 hours. For the stary sky and sun motions to not be an equal time, then it is the Earth moving in relation to the two other references. Repeated for one year, this proves Earth goes around the sun once each year because the starry sky will repeat its patterns once each year.
Sticks of equal lengths perpendicular to the ground have unequal shadows at the same time of day. This proves the world is a sphere.
By measuring the angle of the shadow compared to true north and length of the shadow at noon GMT you can find the latitude and longitude of each stick's location. Collectively, this data proves Earth is a least a half sphere. Repeated on the other side of the world at 12 midnight GMT, you can prove the entire world is a sphere.
The sun rotating around the sky once a day proves rotation of Earth on it's axis if you also know premise 1 and premise 2 as stated above.

haha i love how all the people here that know the earth is round have proof but "flatearthers" or what ever they call themselves have almost none... well none that makes any logical sense

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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #53 on: February 14, 2011, 09:16:29 AM »
Please read the FAQ.

Everything you brought up has been answered time and time again.

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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #54 on: February 14, 2011, 10:11:56 AM »
more proof of a round earth:

Rotation of the starry sky every 23 hours and 56 minutes, proves Earth moves in relation to the sun. The sun appears to move around Earth in 24 hours. For the stary sky and sun motions to not be an equal time, then it is the Earth moving in relation to the two other references. Repeated for one year, this proves Earth goes around the sun once each year because the starry sky will repeat its patterns once each year.
Sticks of equal lengths perpendicular to the ground have unequal shadows at the same time of day. This proves the world is a sphere.
By measuring the angle of the shadow compared to true north and length of the shadow at noon GMT you can find the latitude and longitude of each stick's location. Collectively, this data proves Earth is a least a half sphere. Repeated on the other side of the world at 12 midnight GMT, you can prove the entire world is a sphere.
The sun rotating around the sky once a day proves rotation of Earth on it's axis if you also know premise 1 and premise 2 as stated above.

haha i love how all the people here that know the earth is round have proof but "flatearthers" or what ever they call themselves have almost none... well none that makes any logical sense
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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #55 on: February 14, 2011, 12:46:59 PM »
I love how noobs act like everyone here believes in FE. I personally don't. However, I really must commend the new RE'ers here for descending to levels of stupidity lower than that of the moon shrimp argument.

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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #56 on: February 14, 2011, 12:50:30 PM »
I find it funny beyond all belief that not one of you has tried to disprove us. You all seem to concerned with the fact you all have no sense of humor. James Please prove that to me, pretend this is the court system (your apparently good at playing pretend), beyond reasonable doubt that its a lie.

I won't say this often, and I hate having to, but lurk moar.

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Re: I have been to Space and seen the earth is round
« Reply #57 on: February 15, 2011, 01:32:29 AM »
I find it funny beyond all belief that not one of you has tried to disprove us. You all seem to concerned with the fact you all have no sense of humor. James Please prove that to me, pretend this is the court system (your apparently good at playing pretend), beyond reasonable doubt that its a lie.

I won't say this often, and I hate having to, but lurk moar.
@Tausami - As a noob you are learning fast. 
@Lovell - you really, really need to lurk moar. Not only has he cast reasonable doubt many times, he will also inform you the onus is on you to prove the FEers wrong. So evidence?
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