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Mrs. Peach

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I survived...
« on: January 17, 2011, 10:55:20 AM »
...a family wedding.  I did not let down the side.  Our crew was every bit as presentable as the bride's.  I am so very glad it is finally over.  How many pairs of gloves am I expected to own, anyway?
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Re: I survived...
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2011, 10:08:20 PM »
Did you get drunk and make an ass of yourself, while managing to both piss on the cake and kick a small child? If not you fail at weddings.
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I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.
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Re: I survived...
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2011, 12:22:18 AM »
Quote from: Mrs. Peach on January 17, 2011, 10:55:20 AM
How many pairs of gloves am I expected to own, anyway?


12ty
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Mrs. Peach

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Re: I survived...
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2011, 10:54:46 AM »
Sounds about right.
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Re: I survived...
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2011, 10:56:56 AM »
I'm gonna invite you and your gloves to me wedding. You have to wear all of them.
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Mrs. Peach

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Re: I survived...
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2011, 11:03:08 AM »
One is lost.  I think the bride's sister-in-law pinched it.

I would love to come to your wedding but only with 11ty gloves.
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Re: I survived...
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2011, 11:07:44 AM »
11ty isn't enough  >:(
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Mrs. Peach

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Re: I survived...
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2011, 11:27:51 AM »
Might I substitute a verra verra nice mitten?
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Re: I survived...
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2011, 11:38:59 AM »
Maaaaaybe
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Re: I survived...
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2011, 01:35:21 PM »
It's spelled 11teen, you nincompoops.
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Re: I survived...
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2011, 03:30:19 PM »
Are you refering to onety-one?
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Re: I survived...
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2011, 12:28:14 PM »
Quote from: parsec on January 18, 2011, 01:35:21 PM
...nincompoops.

Nincompoop is my assigned and official role at FES.  I deserve an additional star.  :)
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Re: I survived...
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2011, 11:06:36 PM »
Quote from: Mrs. Peach on January 20, 2011, 12:28:14 PM
Quote from: parsec on January 18, 2011, 01:35:21 PM
...nincompoops.

Nincompoop is my assigned and official role at FES.  I deserve an additional star.  :)

Some of us don't have any stars...

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Mrs. Peach

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Re: I survived...
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2011, 10:02:32 AM »
No bawing allowed over that as one is for sale. Go get it.

Idgits should have two, though.  Baaawww.
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Re: I survived...
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2011, 12:43:15 PM »
I went to a family wedding and acted ok at the wedding, it was the 2 days before when i ended up in a punch with the groom.
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Re: I survived...
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2011, 01:59:58 PM »
Quote from: Jack1704 on January 22, 2011, 12:43:15 PM
I went to a family wedding and acted ok at the wedding, it was the 2 days before when i ended up in a punch with the groom.

English fail?

You punched the groom, or he punched you, or you got gay together in a bowl of punch?
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Mrs. Peach

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Re: I survived...
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2011, 03:06:23 PM »
Quote from: Jack1704 on January 22, 2011, 12:43:15 PM
I went to a family wedding and acted ok at the wedding, it was the 2 days before when i ended up in a punch with the groom.

My best guess is a football dispute. 
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Re: I survived...
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2011, 04:26:19 PM »
Quote from: Crustinator on January 22, 2011, 01:59:58 PM
Quote from: Jack1704 on January 22, 2011, 12:43:15 PM
I went to a family wedding and acted ok at the wedding, it was the 2 days before when i ended up in a punch with the groom.

English fail?

You punched the groom, or he punched you, or you got gay together in a bowl of punch?
Meant punch up with the groom.
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Stop all this nonesense and bring on the lapdancers.
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