Empirical evidence for moon shrimp

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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #360 on: March 17, 2011, 09:28:17 PM »
Since it is clear that no one intends to provide me a way to independently verify the existence of these creatures, could someone please lock this thread and put it out of its misery?
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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #361 on: March 17, 2011, 09:38:35 PM »
With no natural predators, Lunar animals have grown intensely populous throughout the centuries.
Wait, what about the moon bats that hunt in crescent formation thus creating the illusion of craters? Sheesh, you guys need to start getting more coherent.

There is no such thing as moon bats.  Please quit trying to troll.  The concept of a moon bat was brought up as a hypothetical answer to a thought experiment.  There is no evidence for moon bats and no one is advocating their existence. 

I had a very vivid dream last night where I was transported to the moon and witnessed moon bats feasting on moon shrimp.

There is a wondrous balance of nature on the moon, Pongo, and it is a shame that you are trying to deny it.
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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #362 on: March 17, 2011, 10:04:17 PM »
With no natural predators, Lunar animals have grown intensely populous throughout the centuries.
Wait, what about the moon bats that hunt in crescent formation thus creating the illusion of craters? Sheesh, you guys need to start getting more coherent.

There is no such thing as moon bats.  Please quit trying to troll.  The concept of a moon bat was brought up as a hypothetical answer to a thought experiment.  There is no evidence for moon bats and no one is advocating their existence.  

I had a very vivid dream last night where I was transported to the moon and witnessed moon bats feasting on moon shrimp.

There is a wondrous balance of nature on the moon, Pongo, and it is a shame that you are trying to deny it.
Brother Horatio, I believe you have come across some damning evidence to the existence of moon bats. Please keep up the good work.
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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #363 on: March 17, 2011, 11:48:55 PM »
I am viewing even more evidence of the moon shrimp as we speak!

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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #364 on: March 18, 2011, 02:55:13 AM »
Do you concede you may be incorrect in your interpretation about the moon shrimp then?


Absolutely. It is impossible to ever say for certain that something has been proven or demonstrated. To borrow from Hume, no matter how many white swans we enounter, we can never say for certain that all swans are white. The same holds true for all other kinds of dinosaur, and indeed any proposition of that nature.


According to my interpretation, I have concluded that Lord Wilmore is a six legged giraffe. Dreams might be a start to something, but without directly observing what was started from a dream, it's nothing but a dream. Unless you have, with your own eyes, directly observed or experienced a moon shrimp, we're going to have to conclude that you have nothing but a dream.


I would disagree with that interpretation, largely because I constantly bear witness to empirical evidence that contradicts it, as do many others. Clearly some other explanation is necessary.


There is no such thing as moon bats.  Please quit trying to troll.  The concept of a moon bat was brought up as a hypothetical answer to a thought experiment.  There is no evidence for moon bats and no one is advocating their existence. 


This is true; I did not encounter any lunar predators during my oneironautical expeditions.


He said he had a dream. That's not evidence.


Dreams are empirical evidence, as we experience them. Simple as that.


Since it is clear that no one intends to provide me a way to independently verify the existence of these creatures, could someone please lock this thread and put it out of its misery?


You never asked for that in the OP; perhaps you should have been clearer about what kind of evidence you were looking for. In any event, I have suggested a way of independently verifying their existence:


if you wish to observe it yourself, I suggest getting starting a dream journal and also thinking about luna during the day.
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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #365 on: March 18, 2011, 07:05:34 AM »

Dreams are empirical evidence, as we experience them. Simple as that.

Dreams have never been proven to bear correlation with real life events that have not been witnessed by the person dreaming so that isnt evidence by any sensible definition of the word. Dreams are, almost by definition, fiction.
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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #366 on: March 18, 2011, 08:08:41 AM »
*sigh*  I think that I have finally (and painfully) reached an inescapable conclusion.  Never argue science with a philosopher.
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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #367 on: March 18, 2011, 08:09:32 AM »
could someone please lock this thread and put it out of its misery?
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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #368 on: March 18, 2011, 08:14:05 AM »
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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #369 on: March 18, 2011, 11:36:18 AM »
I am viewing even more evidence of the moon shrimp as we speak!

Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #370 on: March 18, 2011, 11:49:12 AM »
I am viewing even more evidence of the moon shrimp as we speak!

Oh yes, I'm looking at the evidence right now.. wow, all those shrimps, can't believe it... shiny, beautiful, wow, woohooo, crazy

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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #371 on: March 18, 2011, 12:40:35 PM »
I am viewing even more evidence of the moon shrimp as we speak!
And what is the nature of that evidence, pray tell?
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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #372 on: March 18, 2011, 12:43:38 PM »
I am viewing even more evidence of the moon shrimp as we speak!
And what is the nature of that evidence, pray tell?

He is observing the moon emitting light. Shrimp-shaped light.

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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #373 on: March 18, 2011, 01:17:53 PM »
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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #374 on: March 18, 2011, 01:53:34 PM »
The moon shrimp are brilliant tonight. If there are any sceptics I suggest tonight is an excellent night be bo convinced of the little fellows awesome power. Sometimes I am taken aback when I look at the moon and think that all that light comes from the internal organs of tiny crustaceans.

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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #375 on: March 19, 2011, 07:27:32 AM »
I have currently have in my possession three boxes of evidence for the existence of a shrimp-like bacteria on the lunar surface. I am collating the material into a book.
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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #376 on: March 19, 2011, 08:15:32 AM »
I have currently have in my possession three boxes of evidence for the existence of a shrimp-like bacteria on the lunar surface. I am collating the material into a book.

I had a dream in which James appeared to me and told me that we would never see this book or his three boxes of evidence. Since dreams are 100% accurate fact finding methods then this must be true. Certainly nobody can prove me wrong.
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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #377 on: March 19, 2011, 08:18:50 AM »
I had a dream in which James appeared to me and told me that we would never see this book or his three boxes of evidence. Since dreams are 100% accurate fact finding methods then this must be true. Certainly nobody can prove me wrong.
It would seem you need to revise your critical thinking. You have empirical evidence of seeing and hearing James say that. Whether or not he lied to you is a whole different story. Also, how do you know what James looks like?

I have currently have in my possession three boxes of evidence for the existence of a shrimp-like bacteria on the lunar surface. I am collating the material into a book.
How large are the boxes?
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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #378 on: March 19, 2011, 08:30:12 AM »
I had a dream in which James appeared to me and told me that we would never see this book or his three boxes of evidence. Since dreams are 100% accurate fact finding methods then this must be true. Certainly nobody can prove me wrong.
It would seem you need to revise your critical thinking. You have empirical evidence of seeing and hearing James say that. Whether or not he lied to you is a whole different story. Also, how do you know what James looks like?

I have currently have in my possession three boxes of evidence for the existence of a shrimp-like bacteria on the lunar surface. I am collating the material into a book.
How large are the boxes?

In my dream, the boxes were about 6x6x9 feet across.
I could Identify James because he introduced himself to me in the dream. I think he was telling the truth in the dream becuase there is no possibility that anything he types here on the forum could be untrue - take the boxes of evidence for example. Since he says they exist, the possibility of falsehood is immediately dismissed. The same should be true of my dream and all statements made by every poster. James is no less likely to be truthful than anyone else.
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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #379 on: March 19, 2011, 08:33:21 AM »
I have currently have in my possession three boxes of evidence for the existence of a shrimp-like bacteria on the lunar surface. I am collating the material into a book.
James if you like i can send you 2 more boxes of evidence. My Grandfather left me these in his will. The boxes are labled Zetetic Method. I was looking through them a few years ago, when I saw some notes on shrimp. I became frightened when I observed the notes, and quickly closed the boxes. The boxes have been sitting in my attic for 4 years since then. If you have any interest in obtaining these I will be happy to ship them to you free of charge. I don't know exactly what info is contained in them, but it might be worth your time going through them.
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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #380 on: March 19, 2011, 08:43:39 AM »
Since he says they exist, the possibility of falsehood is immediately dismissed.
It's not. The "I have tons and tons of evidence, but I won't show anyone" argument is not very convincing to me, but "HE IS LYING!!!!" isn't either. If he publishes a book, I'll read it; if he doesn't publish one, I won't read it. In the end of the day, it's that simple.
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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #381 on: March 19, 2011, 10:06:55 AM »
I have fourteen boxes with evidence of a round Earth.

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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #382 on: March 19, 2011, 11:00:39 AM »
... if you wish to observe it yourself, I suggest getting starting a dream journal and also thinking about luna during the day. I don't support the scientific method, so I'm not really interested in providing 'scientific evidence;.

I do not accept non verifiable subjective oneiric experiences as evidence of anything other than I have experienced a product of my imagination or possibly a product of my subjective unconscious.

You have asserted that you have no concrete way to demonstrate and prove the existence of such creatures beyond your testament of your own personal subjective oneiric experiences.

Therefore, although empirical by you and you alone, one should not view such an experience as being evidence of the existence of such creatures (IMO).

I would have to say that you have failed to provide a single shred of evidence, let alone empirical evidence, as was requested by the OP.

20 pages of non-sense now....

I'm going to have to 'fourth' the request to lock this thread, as it is clear at this time that it is not, and will not be, going anywhere even close to the OP's request.

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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #383 on: March 19, 2011, 12:44:11 PM »
I have fourteen boxes with evidence of a round Earth.
  You should be smart like James and write a book.
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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #384 on: March 19, 2011, 01:08:06 PM »
I have fourteen boxes with evidence of a round Earth.
  You should be smart like James and write a book.
I've written ten already. I just haven't published them because when I went to a publication company, they turned me away because, "People already know the Earth is round idiot."

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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #385 on: March 19, 2011, 01:59:16 PM »
I have fourteen boxes with evidence of a round Earth.
  You should be smart like James and write a book.

James has only claimed that he is writing a book, we would still not have empirical evidence of this until it has first been completed, and for most of us, not until after it has been published publicly... The fact that James has seen this unfolding in his mind is not proof of the books future existence by itself.

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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #386 on: March 19, 2011, 02:07:42 PM »
I have fourteen boxes with evidence of a round Earth.
  You should be smart like James and write a book.
I've written ten already. I just haven't published them because when I went to a publication company, they turned me away because, "People already know the Earth is round idiot."
   Have you been retarded you whole life?
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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #387 on: March 19, 2011, 02:08:34 PM »
I have fourteen boxes with evidence of a round Earth.
  You should be smart like James and write a book.
I've written ten already. I just haven't published them because when I went to a publication company, they turned me away because, "People already know the Earth is round idiot."
   Have you been retarded you whole life?
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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #388 on: March 19, 2011, 02:10:19 PM »
   Have you been retarded you whole life?

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Re: Empirical evidence for moon shrimp
« Reply #389 on: March 19, 2011, 02:40:29 PM »
I have currently have in my possession three boxes of evidence for the existence of a shrimp-like bacteria on the lunar surface.

Brother James, we must be clear on our scientific processes or face ridicule. Bacteria are never shrimp like. It is well understood now that moon shrimp feed on a phosphor rich algae "sludge". As we know the moon shrimp ecology is very fragile, any bacterial colonisation would likely devastate the moonshrimp society with grave consequences for the earth.