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I had a job interview today

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Wendy

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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2010, 03:21:01 AM »
Quote from: Parsifal on November 14, 2010, 07:12:36 PM
Got the job. Start tomorrow.

GLHF, Parsifal.
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2010, 04:25:30 AM »
I'm going to wait 3 months and see how Steve's attitude changes towards tech support.  I'm almost certain he's going to get a wonderful meltdown after the 200th or so e-mail asking how to setup e-mail.
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #32 on: November 15, 2010, 04:40:28 AM »
Quote from: Lorddave on November 15, 2010, 04:25:30 AM
I'm almost certain he's going to get a wonderful meltdown after the 200th or so e-mail asking how to setup e-mail.
With his new anti depressants combined with alcohol this is very likely!
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2010, 04:59:22 AM »
Quote from: Parsifal on November 14, 2010, 07:12:36 PM
Got the job. Start tomorrow.

This is very good.

Its hard to be antisocial with a job.
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Raist

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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #34 on: November 15, 2010, 05:32:32 AM »
Steve's pedantic answers would be perfect for tech support as long as he thoroughly step by step explains how to do things.
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #35 on: November 15, 2010, 06:36:40 AM »
Congratulations Steve!
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #36 on: November 15, 2010, 07:34:37 AM »
Grats!
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #37 on: November 15, 2010, 07:36:05 AM »
I genuinely hope you get fired, and blackballed from all relevant industries.
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #38 on: November 15, 2010, 08:29:55 AM »
Did you still have that wild man of the apes beard goin' when you went into interview?  That was probably it.
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Trekky0623

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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #39 on: November 15, 2010, 09:13:43 AM »
Tech support? HA HA HA.

Good luck.
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #40 on: November 15, 2010, 08:44:05 PM »
why don't you get a real job outside in the fresh air building something. Or tearing something down.
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #41 on: November 15, 2010, 08:51:09 PM »
Hooray!  Sherman t tank is back!
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #42 on: November 15, 2010, 09:10:50 PM »
yes and thank you for the sentiment, I blushed and said "aw shucks". My work takes me far from technology at times but I'm back in civilisation for a while. I now have alcohol and drugs too so my posts will inevitably decline over a few weeks until I am rude and almost incoherent and I disappear into the ether once again. Cheers. 
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #43 on: November 15, 2010, 10:29:34 PM »
Quote from: sherman t tank on November 15, 2010, 09:10:50 PM
yes and thank you for the sentiment, I blushed and said "aw shucks". My work takes me far from technology at times but I'm back in civilisation for a while. I now have alcohol and drugs too so my posts will inevitably decline over a few weeks until I am rude and almost incoherent and I disappear into the ether once again. Cheers. 

You sound fun.
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #44 on: November 15, 2010, 10:38:23 PM »
you have no idea. My idea of fun ( a great book by Will Self by the way) is not everyones.I'm often better viewed from a safe distance.
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #45 on: November 15, 2010, 10:50:45 PM »
First day on the job was pretty cool. I had a series of errors to troubleshoot in setting up my workstation (some caused by the non-free nVidia driver they had me install), but apart from that things went pretty smoothly.
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sherman t tank

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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #46 on: November 15, 2010, 11:12:25 PM »
Cool. A good first day sets the tone for the rest of the job. Maybe soon they will give you something real to do like building something. Or tearing something down. Make sure also that the whole thing isn't a massive practical joke by some gay TV thing like punk'd. 
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #47 on: November 15, 2010, 11:22:19 PM »
So you pulled the free software card on day one? Great  ::)
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #48 on: November 15, 2010, 11:30:22 PM »
Quote from: frostee on November 15, 2010, 11:22:19 PM
So you pulled the free software card on day one? Great  ::)

You're blaming me for having problems with a computer caused by non-free software? ???
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Wendy

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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #49 on: November 16, 2010, 12:28:05 AM »
Steve, if people ask you stupid questions, do tell them to type "urban rtfm" into google and press "I feel lucky."
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #50 on: November 16, 2010, 07:09:25 AM »
I used to work on a helpdesk, I had this taped to my screen.







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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #51 on: November 16, 2010, 07:10:45 AM »
I want to know if you interviewed with the beard.
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #52 on: November 16, 2010, 07:43:39 AM »
Quote from: monkeybradders on November 16, 2010, 07:09:25 AM
I used to work on a helpdesk, I had this taped to my screen.









Jesus.... I've never called tech support, and to solve one problem I had to physically remove my batter after turning off my laptop. Do people ever try things?
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #53 on: November 16, 2010, 07:59:57 AM »
I'd like to think Parsifal will have a nice sunlit cubicle with a window.
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #54 on: November 16, 2010, 01:55:32 PM »
Quote from: Parsifal on November 15, 2010, 10:50:45 PM
Yes sir, I found your problem. You had non free software installed. I formatted your hard drive but unfortunately was unable to install any replacement OS since all contain non free drivers. This bag contains the screws that were left over when I finished. No, my supervisor is away on lunch.

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Trekky0623

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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #55 on: November 16, 2010, 02:08:26 PM »
Go get some practice.

Also, try not to get fired by fucking with your work computer.
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Re: I had a job interview today
« Reply #56 on: November 16, 2010, 04:15:16 PM »
Thats all our IT department do. Have you tried turning it off and then on again.
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