Gravity is a fundamental force, not a pseudoforce. And no, it wouldn't be painfully obvious to ANYONE what you meant when you said that. If you drove up to me and got out of a car claiming that you'd just gone (and are still going) at the speed of light, I'm going to call you an idiot for not knowing what you're talking about, and you're going to have to clarify that you don't use the word "speed" to mean what it does in its actual definition.
Let's be honest here. When you said the ball was moving through space at the speed of light, you didn't mean its speed THROUGH time; you meant its distance OVER time, and were proven wrong. I know this because you threw in the "unless acted upon by a force" part. A force acting upon a four-dimensional vector?
What are you, a hypnotist? You're trying to convince me you have some semblance of what you're talking about when the text clearly says the contrary, and I'm supposed to disbelieve my own eyes? Your flagrant dishonesty is plain as day and clear for everyone to see.
Edit:
You did run from the magnetism thread, and I'm still eagerly awaiting a response.