I admire the RE'ers conviction in this forum to play by scientific rules, even though their opposition does not. Its virtually impossible to argue with someone when you are bounded by logic and they are not.
I have a counter-conspiracy theory though, get ready, here it comes:
James, a moderator here at the forums, is actually an RE'er posing as a troll!
My evidence:
1.) He uses poor science to advance claims that only seem to exist to rebuke information based on whoever he's talking to
2.) Based on responses, James says whatever he can to cause an emotional response from RE'ers.
3.) The suggestions of going outside to look for nothing (by his own definition, a lack of stars), is an obvious joke he's trying to play.
4.) He seems to have no interest in actually proving points, just making them.
The only problem here is that I will probably be banned by him for pointing this out, thus proving my point entirely when you don't here from me anymore. Before I get the lifetime ban, however, please consider the fact, James, that my conspiracy theory no less valid than yours is.